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| Sir Stonesalot |
Well Nasty...see we might have problems with the girl part of the heap. I think most of the fine Stonesian babes here are way too classy to get in a pile with the sorry likes of us.
That and their husbands would want to kill us.
I've never had a problem with being an orgy guy. I don't have a shyness problem.
But you are probably right...most of the guys here would chicken out...and the chicks would just laugh and shake their asses at us as they walk away.
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| nankerphelge |
I'm confused again...I'm sorry.
I understand that there is talk of a Stonespile.
But we aren't quite sure if it's an all-girl or all-guy thing, or whether Max was even talking about it, or who's chicken, or whether I'm bringing the Banana Orgy Butter...let's all just calm down a minute..
Is the Koi Pond involved at all???
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| Sir Stonesalot |
OK, here's how I see it Nank.
1.) There COULD be a Stonespile if certain conditions are met.
2.) Nasty's conditions are: Not in the front yard, and chicks gotta be involved.
3.) I'm all for the chicks being involved. I just think that the chicks here are way too classy for the sorry likes of us. I'm guessing that we'll have to go native.
4.) I don't know about any koi ponds in the area. I suggest that you consult Nasty...it's his town. |
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| gypsy |
Yes, Factory Girl, I'd say that about 98% of strippers are lesbians. I've asked them all the questions about why they hate men...usually they have been sexually abused in the past. Also, they get really turned off by fat drunken slobs ordering them to "give me a table dance when ya get off stage." That would gross me out too.
Joey, I saw that issue w/ Alison Eastwood...it came in the mail just as I had to leave town to come back to Tulsa. I'm sure my boyfriend is enjoying it...hopefully not too much.
I still think Tina Jordan is gross. I think if Joey woke up to Tina sans makeup in the morning, he would be in for a real shock. |
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| Maxlugar |
Yes, I meant just the ladies gettin' close and that I'd like to see it on web cam.
Yes, Tina Jordan is a real skank. For a young girl she looks incredibly banged out. Without makeup, our little young boy Joey would cry.
KINKO!
(Laugh track w/ a few "yes!"'s)
MACKY! |
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| Joey |
" I still think Tina Jordan is gross. I think if Joey woke up to Tina sans makeup in the morning, he would be in for a real shock. "
Gypsy ...............you make Joesy very sad .
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| gypsy |
Joey, you cry too damn much. And your sad an awful lot. I am going to have to come over and prescribe an anti-depressant. But first, I must give you a very thorough physical examination. |
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| Maxlugar |
Start with his Rectum.....
It damn near killed him.
(Laugh track)
[-M-] [-A-] [-X-] [-L-] [-U-] [-G-] [-A-] [-R-]!!!! |
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| Nasty Habits |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Well Nasty...see we might have problems with the girl part of the heap. I think most of the fine Stonesian babes here are way too classy to get in a pile with the sorry likes of us.
That and their husbands would want to kill us.
I've never had a problem with being an orgy guy. I don't have a shyness problem.
But you are probably right...most of the guys here would chicken out...and the chicks would just laugh and shake their asses at us as they walk away.
[Edited by Sir Stonesalot]
I'm not accusing Max of being chicken hearted - I am in fact positive that Max's heart is stout. I was just saying that if push came to shove, or in came to out, I think Maxy's kinks are a) flirtation b) voyeurism and c) the Kinks. Based purely upon my observation of his posting tendencies of course. And while they are of course invited and even encouraged if not outright begged to attend the fetivities, I somehow suspect that this entire summit thing, let alone the Stonespile aspect thereof, is a much larger draw for Rocks Off gentlemen than Rocks Off ladies. But I could be wrong. Maybe we should get a head count.
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| gypsy |
As I've always said: "There are two types of married men: those who cheat and those who get caught." |
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| Joey |
" But first, I must give you a very thorough physical examination. "
Gypsy ......................you make Joey smile .
Please .................." Come to Joey "
We can make a book of records while your dog chews up all of those letters that say , " Come to Joey " !!!!!
{{{{{{{{{ Face Dancing Joey }}}}}}}}}}}
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| Factory Girl |
Gypsy, who is Tina Jordan? Why is Allison Eastwood in Playboy-her movie acting not going too well??
Has anyone heard about the cops crashing Pee Wee Herman's house looking for child porn? Pee Wee had 7 computers in his house!! Also, Pee Wee wears a wig-I didn't know that.
Poor depraved Pee Wee... |
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| ~AzQb |
Well gypsy!
I couldn't agree more with you about "exotic dancers" and female porn stars. Been privy to quite a few "undressing room"LOL and bathroom sob stories and confessionals, and in every case i've woundedly witnessed, the women despise their "money" and go home with another chick.
In their minds, the men are just for cash and other women for sex-- which makes their "shows" and "scenes" almost Oscar worthy. A few confessed "bisexuality" but i think that had more to do with a lack of available strap-on for them at the time than any real desire for a man, if you know what i mean 
All things considered, the whole "adult" industry is a sham rife with pain and double standards-- apparently it's a given a woman be a dyke even to "test"-- while the men don't have to "do" other men for a part.
In addition, at least half of these girls are illegal aliens from countries such as Russia who are promised a nice new life in America-- where instead of education and oppurtunities as promised-- they are instead given a g-string and look forward to years of literal whore slavery to organised crime.
Surely some of these "stars" really like men-- and aren't "acting" -- but i've never met one. Or even HEARD of one, for that matter ;(
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| Joey |
Annie........................
That is a beautiful story ........................
Bless You My Queen !
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ JOESY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
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| sasca |
Traci Lords is married to a man, isn´t she? |
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| ~AzQb |
I'm glad you like, Joesy!
The question is, will you still believe she actually likes you when the dance is done?
I hope this don't make Joey toooooooooooo sad
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| Maxlugar |
Who actually thinks these chicks like you?
They are there for my pleasure.
"Here's my money, now dance Monkey whore!" is what Maxy tells 'em.
MACK The MACKY MACK! |
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| gypsy |
Factory Girl, I guess Allison's acting career isn't so hot. Or she wants to show off her bod. Hell, I'd do Playboy for free!
Tina Jordan is some skank that was one of Hef's seven girlfriends. You know, the seven lookalikes that all have platinum hair and fake boobs? Some of them have pretty faces, but not Tina.
Annie, you're dead-on with your post about strippers. It's sad but true.
Maxy, why the fuck are you laughing? You're shelling out big bucks for a DANCE? Just a dance...she's not going home with you...it's a topless DANCE for crying out loud. You oughta hear the way these chicks talk about you guys behind your backs. Hell, I've gone to use the ladies' room in a strip bar quite a few times and gotten an earful. |
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| Joey |
" Tina Jordan is some skank that was one of Hef's seven girlfriends. You know, the seven lookalikes that all have platinum hair and fake boobs? Some of them have pretty faces, but not Tina. "
<----------- Skank ????? Skank ????????? Hell , she is the owner of " Bella Fitness " and is quite the successful businesswoman in her own right !
Damn Straight little buddy ...............
Gypsy .............Why ??? Why ??? Why do you make Joesy cry so violently ????????? I thought you got your hair done just like Tina's this afternoon ................?
Developing ..................
{{{{{{{{{{{ JOESYKINS }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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| ~AzQb |
gypsybabe
They DO laugh their fake tanned asses off behind these guys' backs, don't they. Just a FEw tidbits overheard in the next stall:
"...{sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff} ...shit...that fat fuck gave me a ten... it looked...like...shit{sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff} a fuckin hundred"
"..........{sniiiiiiiiiiiiiffsniffsniff}...why didn't you play the prick better? He was comin on like he coulda shelled out"
"....where's Demetri...he owes me halfa gram...the lazy fuck"
"didn't you Lysol that....? you stupid bitch!...shit..."
I swear to God.
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| Boomhauer |
I saw a roast on Comedy Central and it was for Hugh Hefner.
Jimmy Kimmel (The Man Show), saw Hef's seven blonde girlfriends in the center of the ballroom and asked, "So what do you all do? Do you all just dip your heads in a huge pool of dye at the same time?"
Ziggy Saki, Ziggy Saki, OI OI OI!
And now.............girls jumping on trampolines! Good Night! |
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| gypsy |
Joey, take a Prozac and a nap.
Barbie did a great job on my hair...but it doesn't look like Tina's...Thank God. And thank God I don't have a kid like Tina's that looks like a trog.
Annie, that is too funny. That's pretty much what I hear too.
If I were a stripper, I'd HAVE to Lysol the pole...cuz, that's just gross. |
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| sirmoonie |
Hey Annie and Gypsy, next time you ladies go to a strip joint, can I come too? |
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| parmeda |
Annie & Gypsy are dead-on!
Money talks and bullshit walks with these girls. They can give a rats ass 'bout ya!
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| Boomhauer |
Yeah, me too, eventhough I don't you know gals.
But, a woman that likes the Stones must be pretty hot and very intelligent.
Sweet.
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| sasca |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Annie & Gypsy are dead-on!
Money talks and bullshit walks with these girls. They can give a rats ass 'bout ya!
Of course, the customers feel much the same about the dancers. Not my entertainment of choice - I have much better uses for my money - but since each side is profiting from the other I don't see that either is in any position to judge. If what they are doing disgusts you then surely it is disgusting that you are encouraging them? But it isn't. It's just both sides getting what they want and good luck to them. |
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| gypsy |
Sure, sirmoonie. I take my guy friends with me quite often. Or they take me? I always get a FREE lap dance. There's this one stripper who always pulls me up on the stage for a spanking. It's really funny. |
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| parmeda |
quote:
sasca wrote:
If what they are doing disgusts you then surely it is disgusting that you are encouraging them?
sasca, my dear....this doesn't disgust me at all. |
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| jb |
We have some of the best strip clubs in the country...Miami Gold is probably the finest in the country.... |
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| Joey |
" God I don't have a kid like Tina's that looks like a trog. "
Oh , is your child " Mixed " too ????????????????????
Developing.....................
{{{{{{{{{{{{ J. KINS }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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