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Topic: Keith well after his plastic surgery Return to archive Page: 1 2 3
December 28th, 2004 07:11 PM
oldkr BEFORE:




AFTER:



;-)

BECAUSE IM OLDKR
December 28th, 2004 08:49 PM
Soldatti Jacko's brother?
December 28th, 2004 08:52 PM
J.J.Flash Hey maaaaan....that's really fucked up....you know....
December 28th, 2004 08:56 PM
Poplar
OH MY GOD - THAT'S THE WILDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS BOARD. HOLY SHIT!


December 28th, 2004 09:10 PM
Soldatti
quote:
sammy davis jr. wrote:
Well, since we want the boys the best they can be for the 2005 tour:
Keith can get his face fixed.(also brain cell replacement & liver transplant) No fishing lures!!!
Send Daryl to the Fat Farm.
Send Mick T. to the Fat Farm & Detox before any guest spots.
Get Mick's voice fixed.(also get his turkey neck removed)
Buy Piano Man a real piano- no electrics!!!
Send Bobby Keys to the Fat Farm.
Send Lisa Fischer to the Fat Farm.
Leave Sideshow Bob at home.
Get Woody brain cell replacement surgery.


Then we may get a real tour.




One of the best post of the year.
LOL!
December 29th, 2004 05:36 AM
F505 Does Keith have the same surgeon as Michael Jackson?
December 29th, 2004 07:59 AM
Maxlugar
quote:
oldkr wrote:
BEFORE:




AFTER:



;-)

BECAUSE IM OLDKR



That is fantastic OLDKR!

A truly great piece of posting.

December 29th, 2004 11:40 AM
Madafaka YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! I won! As I told you, it was fuckin' a joke!

This is the post translated by Babel Fish:

Poster - FCS from Spain

Hello, as I could see, this year few fell, although Gerald I believe that,y has doubted something has transferred the news to the forum of rocks off, and you do not see the one that has embroiled there, the truth that has been amused to read the messages, if sabeis ingles, I recommend to you that you read them awhile. To excuse to me if some is lost the time looking for the news in the network much, but the news like was logical, single was in my mind, if Keith someday would be made a face streching, I am not created, but what is safe she is that at this point not worker of the ears! Single it is me to say, coverall to not habitual in this forum, that except for this day of innocents, this FORUM is site where they podran to see informaciín completely updated and totally truthful close of Rolling Stones, because a brilliant group of people meets who share a great liking, that is not another one, that the one of the Rolling Stones.

PS: The joke of this year I wrote the 27 because he was so little createible, that if above in post saw that it was of the 28 he had been excessively shameless. Gerald, I am of Spain, which happens is that I imagine that servant of company of ADSL Wannado, that is the one that I have, will be in Holland. Single I have left to wish them good a 2005.


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Thank you Gazza for believe in me!
December 29th, 2004 04:45 PM
ThatsWhatISay How about that one? :-) I dont think it was a fake :-D

http://coper19.netfirms.com/keith.html
December 30th, 2004 08:27 AM
Madafaka Really a nice work...
December 30th, 2004 08:32 AM
FotiniD
quote:
ThatsWhatISay wrote:
How about that one? :-) I dont think it was a fake :-D

http://coper19.netfirms.com/keith.html



Yikes

Thank God our Keith is still our Keith Ears included
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