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| nankerphelge |
Drank a bottle of Merlot!
Sat on the deck and watched the storm move in!
My daughter went to a concert tonight.
I asked her what kind of concert it was, and she said one where they sell pot outside!
BLANK FRIGGIN' STARE!
Oh it all comes home sooner or later!!!
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| LadyJane |
Nanky..Perhaps another bottle is in order!!!
LOL
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Drank a bottle of Merlot!
Sat on the deck and watched the storm move in!
My daughter went to a concert tonight.
I asked her what kind of concert it was, and she said one where they sell pot outside!
BLANK FRIGGIN' STARE!
Oh it all comes home sooner or later!!!
Nanky ......................You make Joey laugh like Hell .
I would like to nuzzle you .
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJERCEE ! |
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah and the funny, or at least hypocritical part, is that I caught Bowie last nite!!
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| egon |
nanky,
I'll be in Holland next weekend drinking the good drink. The drink of gods!
(and no SSC, i'm NOT talking about hertogh jan!) |
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| parmeda |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Drank a bottle of Merlot!
Sat on the deck and watched the storm move in!
My daughter went to a concert tonight.
I asked her what kind of concert it was, and she said one where they sell pot outside!
BLANK FRIGGIN' STARE!
Oh it all comes home sooner or later!!!
Nank...I hear ya hon. Loud & clear.
Today, the eldest of my two turned 17.
This morning, as he was headed out the door to school...his two buddies were ranting on and on and on...
The gist of it...I caught, "Presents"..."Blow Job"..."Hooker"...and, "We saved our allowance".
It's 7:30pm. He still isn't home yet. |
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| sirmoonie |
Its not really drinking related, but my guess is that alcohol was involved.
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May 17, 2004 3:58 pm US/Central
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) Roger Chamberlain may have thought he managed to slide by police when he switched motels. But when he was allegedly found a short while later glimmering from head to toe in petroleum jelly, authorities believed they had their man.
Chamberlain, 44, of McClean, Va., is accused of coating nearly every available surface in his room at the Motel 6 near Binghamton with the unctuous substance.
Then, after checking out, a cleaning crew discovered the gooey mess -- one that included mattresses, bedding, a television set, furniture, carpeting and towels all slathered with petroleum jelly.
Damage to the room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000, and once police arrived, they found 14 empty petroleum jelly containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.
A short time later, a sheriff's deputy found Chamberlain in a room at another motel, his body smeared entirely in the greasy stuff, authorities said.
Chamberlain was charged with felony criminal mischief and ordered held in Broome County Jail.
Meanwhile, back at the Motel 6, the manager said Chamberlain's old room remains unusable.
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| luxury1 |
Yep--those teenagers will surely drive a parent to drink--I have one to share: when dusting his room (14 yrs old), I find a condom stashed under his bedside lamp!! I still clean this kid's ears, for crying out loud, cus I dont trust him with a Q-Tip! I am not ready for this.... |
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| egon |
this wednesday Olympic Marseille will be playing "a" final.
i have no clue against who or what for, but boy is it a good reason to have a couple of brewskies in town!
allez OM!!! (or whatever) |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
It is now precisley 5 minutes before I down my first pint of the week! |
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| egon |
you are a great man alex and i admire your work. |
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| Joey |
Excellent Howard Carter like find Sir Moonie .
Thanks
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| stewed & Keefed |
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Honky Tonk Man wrote:
It is now precisley 5 minutes before I down my first pint of the week!
Your Slipping  |
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| parmeda |
An update...the child is grounded.
It's so good to be the mom...*sigh* |
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| Joey |
" An update...the child is grounded. "
Thanks Pam
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sirmoonie wrote:
Its not really drinking related, but my guess is that alcohol was involved.
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May 17, 2004 3:58 pm US/Central
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. (AP) Roger Chamberlain may have thought he managed to slide by police when he switched motels. But when he was allegedly found a short while later glimmering from head to toe in petroleum jelly, authorities believed they had their man.
Chamberlain, 44, of McClean, Va., is accused of coating nearly every available surface in his room at the Motel 6 near Binghamton with the unctuous substance.
Then, after checking out, a cleaning crew discovered the gooey mess -- one that included mattresses, bedding, a television set, furniture, carpeting and towels all slathered with petroleum jelly.
Damage to the room and its contents was estimated at more than $1,000, and once police arrived, they found 14 empty petroleum jelly containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the trash can, according to WNBF radio in Binghamton.
A short time later, a sheriff's deputy found Chamberlain in a room at another motel, his body smeared entirely in the greasy stuff, authorities said.
Chamberlain was charged with felony criminal mischief and ordered held in Broome County Jail.
Meanwhile, back at the Motel 6, the manager said Chamberlain's old room remains unusable.
If they were smart they would sell it to the Guggenheim.
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| Honky Tonk Man |
And again, it is, well... ALMOST time for my first pint of the day.
I actually fell asleep in the work bar last night and spilt my pint all over my girlfreinds jeans. Never fell asleep while drinking before. Very strange.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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I actually fell asleep in the work bar last night and spilt my pint all over my girlfreinds jeans. Never fell asleep while drinking before. Very strange.
Where I come from they call that "passing out"....which is kind of a precursor to "blacking out". Black Out drinking is dangerous, but it does come with it's particular thrill. You can wake up in bed with some really strange people thats for sure. |
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| Monkeytonkman |
Hey there, seeing as were talking about drinking, can i just clear up something.
We don't drink warm beer in Britain, we like it nice an' cold, just like the rest of you. Sheesh,
although I must admit, i think you north americans drink your beer a little colder than ours, i used to live in canada and sometimes when i ordered a pint, it was so fuckin cold, i couldn't gulp it down it hurt! wait a minute, that makes me sound like a whining limey pussy!
Oh man, i'm just rambling, better shut my gob! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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it was so fuckin cold, i couldn't gulp it down it hurt! wait a minute, that makes me sound like a whining limey pussy!
I don't think it's that the Brits don't drink cold beer necessarily, its just that they can't drink quite as much as North Americans without going into Blackouts.
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| Monkeytonkman |
dude, are taking the piss?
I gotts to tell ya, I've been around north america, lived in Toronto for a year, then travelled around the good old US of A
an truth is, the canadians aren't really a drinking cultrure, although there beer is much better than the river water the yanks drink. My god, you gotta drink a crate of it just to get a buzz!
come over to europe and ty some real beer! thats an invitation brother!
anyhoo, who's round is it? |
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| Monkeytonkman |
Oh, i forgot,
your weed is much better! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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come over to europe and ty some real beer! thats an invitation brother!
Been there, done that. And will again. When I lived in Portugal, they used to call my house the "Englishmen's Graveyard" because we had to put so many of them to bed.
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| Monkeytonkman |
Ten thousand motels. Man, that was funny.
I had to laugh. classic!
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| egon |
it's beer o'clock here in the south |
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| sirmoonie |
Taking the kids to Ringling, Barnum and all that stuff.
Anyone know if they still shoot midgets out of cannons? I hate fucking midgets.
Get a nice Pre-Circ buzzer going, get a couple big gonzers at the show, kick back and watch them fire midgets out of cannons. Life ain't bad. |
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| nankerphelge |
Yeah that is some cool shit huh!
I bet them lil' midgets get off on it too!
They should make it an Olympic sport.
Wonder which country has the most athletic midgets.
Are they allowed to use growth hormones?
Just curious.
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| sirmoonie |
Well, there weren't any goddam midgets. But they had plenty of other stuff, including 20 ounce beers.
That circus stuff is all fucked up! They had this circular cage, about the size of a garage, and these two dudes started riding motorcycles all around, up and down all over the place in it. Hauling fucking ass, totally insane!
Then this trapeze act. All these incredibly athletic women look really sexy in their leotards (my 3 year old son says "Look at those girls, dad!" - Holy fucking Jesus, THANK YOU god for not genesising him up as a Howe-boy), then these women go hurling their bodies all over the place, triple fucking backflips, pike position, landing in arms of some dude goofing around on a swing. Fucking unreal! You gotta see it. Its not just kids stuff, in fact, I probably thought it was cooler than my kids did.
Bunch of other stuff, elephants jumping up and down, pissing all over the place, firebombs erupting, some dude sticks his head in an alligator's mouth, these two guys go absolutely crazy on this rotating contraption - fucker goes 4 stories high and they are running around like maniacs while it swings around and around. Crazy stuff. I can see why people run away and join the circus.
Sorry, it not exactly a Stones' show review, but this is, after all, a drinking thread. Drinking is as drinking does. If you don't like it, go FUCK yourself!
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Had a late start, I only became an insane Stones fan from around age 17 onward. But there was a period, around 23-24 years old, when the ONLY music I listened to was Beggar's, LIB, Sticky, Exile, and Darkly. That was fucking it - wouldn't even try any other Stones, much less other music I loved. All I could think of were Stones. Right around there it cemented in my mind that there is no music, and there will NEVER be any music as great as that created by The Rolling Stones during those times.
Now, 38 years old, I listen to about 20% Stones, although it can go to around 75% on certain weeks.
Stones are still the primary driving force, though. All these years, only The Who and Neil Young come close.
moondoggy let's party !!!!
STONES FOR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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