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| QueenOfUnderground |
Happy Happy Birthday Dear Lady Jane - May all your RS dreams come true and may your watermelon cake be frosted with the blessings of life, cause you sure as hell aren't getting a watermelon from Tom L at the BBQ.
He has been hiding the real truth from us about the lack of watermelon on his southern US menu - this just in from the AP:
US: Watermelon shortage spurs record prices
Watermelons are as much a part of Fourth of July celebrations as fireworks, patriotic RS music and flag waving.
But people wanting melons for their picnics this year may be paying record prices for the fruit because of weather problems in Florida and Georgia, two of the nation's top-producing states.
Georgia 's Commissioner of Agriculture Tommy Irvin says the crop has been short and it's been delayed and there ain't none of them watermelons in the state of Virginnie.
Florida 's season is usually winding down when holiday demand cranks up in early June -- leaving Georgia to supply the bulk of Independence Day melons consumed along the East Coast.
But this year, the crop has been delayed in both states by cool spring temperatures, excessive rain and overcast skies, leaving suppliers scrambling. And, host Tom L leaving the american staple off his southern bbq menu.
What will real men like Tom L serve up birthday girls and her friends?
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| TomL |
Riffy- I was going to make something for dinner before I went to bed, but now I am not so hungry.
Peggy- forget it. Well maybe you have watermellon envy. It's not ashame to admit it. We can help with that this weekend. And don't bring that juice from the Loving Cup.
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| pdog |
quote:
TomL wrote:
Riffy- I was going to make something for dinner before I went to bed, but now I am not so hungry.
Do you like steak?
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| TomL |
I don't even want to jerk off now P. Bed time for me. |
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| Bitch |
Happy Birthday Lady Jane!! A lovely tune you have selected as your screen name! Rocks Off is secure with you, Lady Jane!
LADY JANE
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
My sweet Lady Jane
When I see you again
Your servant am I
And will humbly remain
Just heed this plea my love
On bended knees my love
I pledge myself to Lady Jane
My dear Lady Anne
I've done what I can
I must take my leave
For promised I am
This play is run my love
Your time has come my love
I've pledged my troth to Lady Jane
Oh my sweet Marie
I wait at your ease
The sands have run out
For your lady and me
Wedlock is nigh my love
Her station's right my love
Life is secure with Lady Jane
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| LadyJane |
Thanks again to all for the good wishes. 
I don't care howe old one is, a Birthday should be special.
Your kinds words helped make mine EXTRA nice!!
I see I'm in for quite the weekend with Sai, Nankyson and MEG. 
Can't wait!!!
xx00
LJ.
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| MrPleasant |
Happy B-Day! |
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| StonesChick |
Have a great b-day!! |
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| Martha |
Happy Birthday dear Sister!
Have a BLAST this weekend. I so wish I could be there with you all.
I wish you these blessings and more. :-)
with love always,
Martha
Forever Young
by Bob Dylan
May God bless and keep you always,
May your wishes all come true,
May you always do for others
And let others do for you.
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
May you grow up to be righteous,
May you grow up to be true,
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you.
May you always be courageous,
Stand upright and be strong,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
May your hands always be busy,
May your feet always be swift,
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift.
May your heart always be joyful,
May your song always be sung,
May you stay forever young,
Forever young, forever young,
May you stay forever young.
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Copyright © 1973 Ram's Horn Music |
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| jostorm |
MANY HAPPY RETURNS, LADY JANE !!!!!!!!!!!! This birthday-bash sounds very, very promising, and much better than any past Summit, I am so glad for you!!! May you have lots of watermelon and booze and not a single chiba alert, may no one refuse to cross the road, may you not be too sad but instead feel the warmth of friendship all around you and your parents' smile upon you from above, and may Meg have remembered the Advil... |
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