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| TomL |
I know it is a tad early but I could not resist.
Happy Birthday to the biggest SKANK in Buffalo. Hope your day is fun filled fuck face. That's FF for short. Oh, tell Pam to stick that watermellon up her ass. I will c u soon and crazy will begin. No mercy for you this weekend. Have you ever had the SHOCKER? That's two in the pink and one in the stink?
Crazy will begin in three days.
The theme will be "Where"s that Chicago Fucker" Oh she's been telifyed. I'll tear your ass up in the kitchen.
Mary, next year book it. |
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| pdog |
How do I top that birthday wish?
I can't...
Happy Birthday Paula....
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| PartyDoll MEG |
We'll celebrate your Birthday in style this weekend...courtesy of your friend above 
Happy Birthday, Paula!! Wishing you nothing but the best!!! |
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| TomL |
Now Meg that Shocker can be used more than one time! |
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| Trey Krimsin |
I'm drinkin' one for ya, Paula.
To one of the loveliest slots I know, the one who made me feel welcome in both RO and at the Couch. Happy Birthday Paula! |
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| GotToRollMe |
Happy Birthday to a great friend. I love ya, P. 
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| FotiniD |
TomL beat us to starting this thread, but I don't think we could have topped that wish 
My dear Paula, have the most wonderful birthday, surrounded by people who love you, with lots of great gifts, laughter, joy and happiness!
I hope all your wildest dreams come true and always get what you want and what you need.
Now make a good birthday wish! |
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| parmeda |
quote:
TomL wrote:
I know it is a tad early but I could not resist.
Happy Birthday to the biggest SKANK in Buffalo. Hope your day is fun filled fuck face. That's FF for short. Oh, tell Pam to stick that watermellon up her ass. I will c u soon and crazy will begin. No mercy for you this weekend. Have you ever had the SHOCKER? That's two in the pink and one in the stink?
Crazy will begin in three days.
The theme will be "Where"s that Chicago Fucker" Oh she's been telifyed. I'll tear your ass up in the kitchen.
Mary, next year book it.
Tom, you cheap prick!
Seeing you won't spring for a $6 watermelon this weekend you better have one of these waiting for our dear LadyJane!
(yeah, it's really a cake you asshole!)
Or, if that's too extravagant for you...go cheaper and spring for some cupcakes like these!
Afterwards, you better have something for her to wash them down with, you fucker! Like, a few of these!
Let's keep with the theme, shall we? These would be a great back-up as well, jagoff!
And howe DARE you assume you can "tear my ass up in the kitchen..."!!! Are you kidding me???? I could whip one of these out quite effortlessly...
...while you're still standing there, holding your ass contemplating (for the past 4 weeks!) whether or not to have a fucking watermelon for your guests...you ass!
Because before you knew it, or even THOUGHT about shoving a watermelon up MY ass...I'd have one of these crammed up your crack so fucking fast...
...YOUR TEAR DUCTS WOULD BE SPITTING OUT SEEDS!!!
Now get your dirty ass down to the market Saturday and buy a goddamn watermelon, you cocksucker...and make sure my girlfriend has a Happy Birthday weekend!
Capiche?!!!
[Edited by parmeda] |
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| SweetVirginia |
Happy Birthday to the heart of the RO board!!!
You crazy bastards better find time this weekend to take her to see Pirates!
Have a great birthday, Paula.
XOXO
SV
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| Nellcote |
Right, you guessed it.
Have a Wicked Pissah Day! |
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| Gazza |
happy birthday, Paula - big hugs |
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| lotsajizz |
Happy Happy Birthday! |
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| Gazza |
quote:
parmeda wrote:
Because before you knew it, or even THOUGHT about shoving a watermelon up MY ass...I'd have one of these crammed up your crack so fucking fast...
...YOUR TEAR DUCTS WOULD BE SPITTING OUT SEEDS!!!
Now get your dirty ass down to the market Saturday and buy a goddamn watermelon, you cocksucker...and make sure my girlfriend has a Happy Birthday weekend!
Capiche?!!!
I love it when Italian girls talk dirty..... |
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| Nellcote |
To think of it, what a great song from years ago....
In fact, I am going to queue it up right now...
Italian Girls
Rod Stewart / Ron Wood)
At the Turin motor show
I was dreaming of a mobile
that couldn’t be mine
not without lyin’
was I feeling kinda silly
when I stepped in soakin’ beer
behind the cola machine?
I understand seventeen
well she claimed she was a killer
and she owned a flood lit villa
a little aways from the main highway
(oh take me way down yonder)
she was tall, thin and tarty
and she drove a Maserati
faster than sound
I was heaven bound
although I must have looked a creep
in my army surplus jeep
was I being too bold
before the night could get old?
no, no, no, no
she proved me so wrong
those Italian girls sometimes hold them religious habits
in front of your eyes, just to get you tied
ah but not my little Bella ‘cause I did not have to tell her
that I’d be gone with the morning sun
she made me so tired
she took me way, way, way down yonder
and I was gone with the morning sun on my back
gotta get on back there soon as I can
take me there
and I miss the girl so bad
she broke my heart
gotta get on back there soon as I can
I miss the girl, I miss the girl, I miss the girl so bad
I was a lot better off
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
I hope you have a great birthday Lady Jane.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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| Irina |
Happy Birthday, Paula
ALL the best to You!
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| charlotte |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LJ!!!!!! turn that flaming red hair on TomL this weekend!!!! |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
Happy Birthday to a great friend. I love ya, P.
Too much candles in this cake 
Happy Birthday Sweatheart! Love you, will ya? |
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| Jumacfly |
Happy B day baby Jane
bless you for your kindness
cheers du francais
jU |
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| Madafaka |
My sweeeeeet Lady Jane... Happy B Day! |
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| Joey |
quote:
TomL wrote:
I know it is a tad early but I could not resist.
Happy Birthday to the biggest SKANK in Buffalo. Hope your day is fun filled fuck face. That's FF for short. Oh, tell Pam to stick that watermellon up her ass. I will c u soon and crazy will begin. No mercy for you this weekend. Have you ever had the SHOCKER? That's two in the pink and one in the stink?
Crazy will begin in three days.
The theme will be "Where"s that Chicago Fucker" Oh she's been telifyed. I'll tear your ass up in the kitchen.
Mary, next year book it.
Happy Happy Twenty First Birthday Lady Jane . |
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| Joey |
Wait ............... !!!!!!
***** Sparky has something to say , ........ ******
" WHOOF !!! " ....... " Happy B-Day L.J. " ....... " WHOOF !!!! "
...good boy Sparky !!!!!
'kins , Est 1999 |
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| Angiegirl |
Happy Birthday sistah! May you have a fun filled day! |
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| Factory Girl |
Happy Birthday, LadyJane! |
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| jaggergurl |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADYJANE!!!
[Edited by jaggergurl] |
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| luxury1 |
Happy Birthday, LJ! Enjoy your day |
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| GotToRollMe |
quote:
TomL wrote:
Mary, next year book it.
Only if there's gonna be watermelon.
By the way, Tom, I'd be careful with that shocker around LJ this weekend. I'm lending her my Bamboo & Bees kit just in case (http://www.maltastar.com/pages/msfullart.asp?an=12278).
[Edited by GotToRollMe] |
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| nankerphelge |
Ahh our sweet Rocks Off Lady Jane!
Happiest of Birthdays to you -- you have picked a beautiful sunny warm Memorial Day weekend to visit us here in DC.
We will see you soon with presents and shit!
What's that?
Watermelon?
PS - party Saturday nite at nanky's house.
Developing...
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| Tom |
Happy Birthday LadyJane! |
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| monkey_man |
Happy Birthday Lady Jane!
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