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17th October 2006 09:59 AM
jb http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aef6sR60oDgM&refer=home
17th October 2006 10:00 AM
Joey
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jb wrote:
http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aef6sR60oDgM&refer=home



Hope this makes you feel better







17th October 2006 10:03 AM
jb
quote:
Joey wrote:


Hope this makes you feel better











Odetta always makes me smile............I have to wait another 4 months for delivery of Maserati. I added, as an upgrade, the Alacantara headliner.
17th October 2006 10:06 AM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:


Odetta always makes me smile............I have to wait another 4 months for delivery of Maserati. I added, as an upgrade, the Alacantara headliner.




Have you procured " Gold Circle Seats " for THE WHO at THE QWEST CENTER this December ?!?! ... I promise you snow and freezing temperatures ( with Holiday Lighting everywhere ..... )


www.QWESTCENTER.com

J. " Snuggles " Fly ! ™

17th October 2006 10:07 AM
jb
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Joey wrote:



Have you procured " Gold Circle Seats " for THE WHO at THE QWEST CENTER this December ?!?! ... I promise you snow and freezing temperatures ( with Holiday Lighting everywhere ..... )


www.QWESTCENTER.com

J. " Snuggles " Fly ! ™




No..but me and my partner are going to see the Who either 1st or 4th row. We are also excited to see "The Pretenders" opening!!!! Please join us-the tickets will be on me.
17th October 2006 10:08 AM
Joey " No..but "


< ------ YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!
17th October 2006 10:33 AM
TampabayStone
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jb wrote:

No..but me and my partner are going to see the Who either 1st or 4th row. We are also excited to see "The Pretenders" opening!!!! Please join us-the tickets will be on me.



I could try and procure a Joey mask and a cheap knock off finger light if the offer still stands.
17th October 2006 10:43 AM
Joey " I could try and procure a Joey mask and a cheap knock off finger light if the offer still stands."

17th October 2006 10:47 AM
nankerphelge Joey?

17th October 2006 10:47 AM
TampabayStone
quote:
Joey wrote:
" I could try and procure a Joey mask and a cheap knock off finger light if the offer still stands."





A win win, no? Just trying to help. I will call JB, Baby Joshy all night if that helps.
17th October 2006 10:53 AM
Joey " I will call JB, Baby Joshy all night if that helps. "


Baby Josh Magnolia ?!
17th October 2006 10:55 AM
Jumping Jack BONO SUCKS!!!

Take the ticket kins. Live large with Joshy and the Rich and Famous beautiful people of South Florida. Maybe you can get some crabs too!
17th October 2006 11:01 AM
Joey " Maybe you can get some crabs too! "



17th October 2006 11:03 AM
jb
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Maybe you can get some crabs too! "







Nicole Ritchie does not watch porn.
17th October 2006 11:03 AM
voodoopug
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jb wrote:
http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aef6sR60oDgM&refer=home



TEN REASONS WHY U2 SUCKS

By Hollis James

10. When your lead singer looks like Robin Williams, how cool can your band be?

9. “Hey, Edge, how can we possibly make the Bataan death-march ‘Where the Streets Have No Name’ even more interminable?”
“Hmmm…. Oh, I know, Bono, how about a really long guitar intro?”
When you first hear this song’s repititious-2-note guitar intro vomit out of a dive-bar jukebox at 3AM on a Monday night and realize the audio punishment that you’re about to hear, this song has a way of making "Bohemian Rhapsody" seem like the "By Mennen" jingle.

8. When a band’s groupies’ waistlines are expanding even quicker than those of the band they worship, it’s time to end the whole non-sexy charade.

7. No offense to Steve Lillywhite—and the SEVEN other lesser producers listed on How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb album—but after fourteen albums, shouldn’t you have the balls (and brains) to produce yourself?

6. When a band comes from a country whose greatest freedom fighters tend to blow themselves up, and they still name an album How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb, one can’t help but be a little skeptical.

5. Some artists' transformations (both aesthetic and artistic) capture a rare moment when they boldly mark a line in the sand between who they were and who they have become—David Bowie's transformation into Ziggy Stardust, Bob Dylan going electric, John Lydon becoming Johnny Rotten, then becoming John Lydon again—rare moments worth noting both in a band's career and in our listening lives. Adam Clayton switching from glasses to contacts is not one of them.

4. It’s pathetic when a band is less charismatic than the Memphis studio in which they're jamming. Perhaps this is why Rattle & Hum makes Death Wish 5 look like Citizen Kane. At least the film occasionally borders on comedy, such as the live concert moment when Bono ends his extemporaneous rap about Desmond Tutu and tells Edge to “play the blues,” and then Edge plays something that, well, is about as bluesy as sharing tea and cucumber sandwiches on the settee with both Merchant & Ivory.

3. Remember when you were a kid and would request rock albums on your Christmas list that your parents refused to buy you? Well, Junior, rock albums should be on every parent’s shit list. Instead, U2 are not only mother- but also grandmother-approved. And you can hear why. Musically speaking, if Iggy Pop is Richard Pryor, U2 is Soupy Sales.

2. When asked to compose the theme for Marin Scorsese’s Gangs of New York, U2’s resultant ethnocentrically self-serving, obvious and schmaltzy "The Hands That Built America," should have spurred all Hollywood directors and producers compiling soundtracks to start building signs reading, "No Irish Need Apply."

1. Although hard to choose, the band’s nadir must have been when they gleefully jammed (via satellite) with Dana Carvey’s Garth character on 1992’s MTV Music Awards, performing (ironically) "Even Better Than the Real Thing." You know, U2 pilots during the Cold War were issued a “suicide needle” so they would be afforded the chance to off themselves in case their mission failed. I’m just saying….

credit: www.fringeunderground.com/u2sucks.html
17th October 2006 11:06 AM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:


Nicole Ritchie does not watch porn.



I do ..... it is true !!!!


I do !!!!

17th October 2006 11:10 AM
jb To me, Eva Longoria is the hottest at this time...Paris has been to exposed we in the industry like to say.
17th October 2006 11:27 AM
Sir Stonesalot JB...Bono makes me sick too. I hate him. If I ever met him I would pee on his Gucci Beatle Boots.

You know what I don't hate though? And it doesn't make me sick or anything bad....Asian Lezbos.

17th October 2006 11:29 AM
throbby SS! You may be headed to Hell.
17th October 2006 11:29 AM
jb
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
JB...Bono makes me sick too. I hate him. If I ever met him I would pee on his Gucci Beatle Boots.

You know what I don't hate though? And it doesn't make me sick or anything bad....Asian Lezbos.





Your myspace profile has provided a fun place to visit....
17th October 2006 12:36 PM
Joey " ...Paris has been to exposed we in the industry like to say. "


Nanky ?!




17th October 2006 12:39 PM
texile not a surprise, those who place themselves above usually falter -
bono has been sainted and now it's time to come down from the alter.
17th October 2006 12:41 PM
_Boomy_ Who is Bono?
17th October 2006 01:03 PM
Scottfree Bono & Cher
17th October 2006 01:21 PM
nanatod
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voodoopug wrote:
Perhaps this is why Rattle & Hum makes Death Wish 5 look like Citizen Kane.


The first five minutes of Rattle & Hum (but NOT the rest of it) are a guilty pleasure, as I had the chance to see it on the biggest of McClurg Court's screens. The way the camera rotates is pretty cool.

Everything else about U2 blows, though.
17th October 2006 01:42 PM
pdog Hell ain't a bad place to be!
17th October 2006 02:43 PM
BONOISLOVE You make Bono sad.
17th October 2006 03:09 PM
telecaster
quote:
Joey wrote:
" ...Paris has been to exposed we in the industry like to say. "








17th October 2006 03:33 PM
voodoopug I am using Benefiber to help my constipation. It blends into almost any food, and has helped me with softer, longer and more regular stools.
17th October 2006 03:34 PM
chevysales
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jb wrote:
http://bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aef6sR60oDgM&refer=home



hypocrite
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