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10-07-03 10:19 AM
harryj Thanks again to Gazza for putting together the Tree for these shows. It's a lot of work that usually goes unnoticed.

Has anyone put together any artwork and tracklistings for the shows yet?
10-07-03 10:22 AM
jb I believe this project has been turned over to the C10.
10-07-03 10:34 AM
steel driving hammer Hey it's Florida vs Chicago tonight!

SDH vs Josh! LOL!
10-07-03 10:44 AM
jb Yes, a bad match up for us -I was hoping for the braves...but it is stillgoing to be a lot of fun.
10-07-03 11:37 AM
Joey

I am so excited that I am typing this with my nipples !
10-07-03 01:30 PM
egon joey,

will you be my special buddy?
10-07-03 02:21 PM
Gazza >Thanks again to Gazza for putting together the Tree for these shows. It's a lot of work that usually goes unnoticed.

Has anyone put together any artwork and tracklistings for the shows yet?


yes...they'll be posted in a few days. Ive finished the Astoria artwork,currently working on twickenham. see the thread for these shows and they'll be posted there shortly
10-07-03 02:23 PM
jb Gazza, do you find Camila Parker Bowels attractive? Would you fuck her? Thanks-Josh
10-08-03 02:54 PM
Gazza The late Princess Di had the most appropriate nickname for her, namely the "Rotweiler"

'Nuff said.

her last name is actually correctly spelled as "Bowles" but I think your typo is somewhat appropriate
[Edited by Gazza]
10-08-03 03:08 PM
jb Thanks .....she looks a little ruff...but usually those types work harder....they will do anything.
10-08-03 03:13 PM
Joey " she looks a little ruff "

Does that mean she " Barks like a Dog ?????? "

Developing ..................................


" Oooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooo ! "

Arf !

10-08-03 03:25 PM
Riffhard Yeah,Camilla is a bit of a slag to say the least. I was always amazed that Charles said he'd like to be her tampon! WTF?!?!?! I mean the thought of being anyone's tampon,even Diana's,sounds like bad German porn,but c'mon now! For god sakes man your a fuckin' prince and shit! If I was a prince I'd order a footman or some other commener to be that hag's cotton pony!


Riffhard
10-08-03 03:32 PM
catwoman Why do men have nipples?
10-08-03 03:56 PM
Gazza >For god sakes man your a fuckin' prince and shit! If I was a prince I'd order a footman or some other commener to be that hag's cotton pony!

good to see theres at least a Stones reference here - remeber that SNL "tampon" sketch where Mick played Prince Charles' butler ?
10-08-03 03:58 PM
Gazza >Why do men have nipples

in case we decide to get a sex change. God obviously foresaw millions of years of evolution ahead.
10-08-03 05:07 PM
Monkey Woman
quote:
remeber that SNL "tampon" sketch where Mick played Prince Charles' butler ?

Crazy Mick! I bet he wouldn't have minded getting into Camilla's knickers, though!
10-08-03 05:35 PM
Monkey Woman OK, I just must know. Is that MJ "tampon" sketch available online in video???

Mick can be hilarious as a mimic. I saw an SNL sketch where he played Karl Lagerfeld, and what a bitchy composition it was! In another sketch, he just was MJ talking to his reflect in the mirror (with Jimmy Fallon as the 'mirror'). That was priceless. Mick is good at poking humor at himself.
10-08-03 05:38 PM
Riffhard
quote:
Monkey Woman wrote:

Crazy Mick! I bet he wouldn't have minded getting into Camilla's knickers, though!



OK,MW I'm now completely disgusted. You may have just turned me into a eunch! Why,why,why give me that visual? My wife and I will be fighting for weeks because I will now not be able to perform with that disgusting thought in my head! I hope you feel good about that! God almighty! It will take a triple dose of Viagra to get my ,ummmm....mind right.


Riff-not even close to-hard
10-08-03 05:50 PM
MarthaMyDear Josh, why would you ask Gary that question?!?!?! She is a MAJOR DOG!!! I would think you would know the answer to that!!! lol...................................... YUCK!!! lol............................... :P I would think it would be the same as most men's!!! lol............................. Take a look at Prince Charles!!! He is UGLY!!! lol........................... Well, he did get Princess Di, though, I do have to say!!! He is pretty, fucking brain-dead, also!!! lol............................... :P

*** Martha ***
10-09-03 12:02 PM
jb My experience is that short men(i.e. Gazza) are very attracted to less than attractive women....I recall when I was in college, a friend of mine, Charlie, was all of 5 feet tall....he had a thing about fucking the most hideous looking girls you could imagine....he seemed to feel that his short stature precluded him from going after the more attractive girls, but he certainly got his share of uglies.
10-09-03 12:24 PM
Monkey Woman Poor Riff! But of course, our Mick would have chosen his "moment" to get intimate with Camilla... Like the song says:

"Baby, better come back maybe next week 'cause you see I'm on a losing streak"
10-09-03 04:43 PM
Gazza >My experience is that short men(i.e. Gazza) are very attracted to less than attractive women....I recall when I was in college, a friend of mine, Charlie, was all of 5 feet tall....he had a thing about fucking the most hideous looking girls you could imagine....he seemed to feel that his short stature precluded him from going after the more attractive girls, but he certainly got his share of uglies.

Go fuck yourself Josh. Joke or no joke,dont ever mention me or anything to do with what taste I have in the same breath as some dwarf you knew in what personal dysfunctional life you have. Fuck off.

besides, Prince disproves your theory completely anyway.
10-09-03 10:40 PM
MarthaMyDear I don't know... I happen to think Josh is actually uglier than The Rottweiler, but that's just my opinion... I'm sure I'm not alone in it, though!!! And, you're quite right in your example, Gary (re. Prince)... Sorry... I just had to say what's on my fucking mind whether it's acceptable or not!!! THANK YOU!!!

*** Martha ***
10-10-03 01:55 AM
Monkey Woman
quote:
My experience is that short men(i.e. Gazza) are very attracted to less than attractive women....

This time, it's official: jb has completely gone off his rocker. Sad, sad, sad.

quote:
I don't know... I happen to think Josh is actually uglier than The Rottweiler, but that's just my opinion...

Good one, Martha!
10-10-03 03:01 AM
MarthaMyDear Hi, Monkey Woman!!! I'm just resigned!!! CRACKING-
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just dont think I've ever "met"
anyone as mean as Josh... There's really no need to be mean, and
shit!!! We all have to deal with mean people in our every day lives
alot (driving, working, etc., etc., etc.) but why when it comes to
entertainment, which is what I consider the internet to be?!?!?!
Jesus!!!

Anyways, I hope you're doing GREAT and it was GREAT
meeting you, MW, in London at Sticky Fingers and when I finally
stop procrastinating, I will post the rest of the pix I have!!! lol..........
They're all GREAT and fun so I'll try to do that soon!!!
Anyways, take care, girlfriend, and ROCK ON!!!
PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
10-10-03 03:51 AM
MarthaMyDear Oh, skip it... lol................. :P lol........................:P


*** Martha ***
10-10-03 10:07 AM
glencar Is there anyone more obnoxious than Joshy? I mean, really?
10-10-03 11:20 AM
jb
10-10-03 12:53 PM
MarthaMyDear Assholish is more like it.

*** Martha ***
10-10-03 01:07 PM
Monkey Woman Hi, Martha! Yes, the Sticky Fingers meeting was a lot of fun, and I must thank you again for not only suggesting it, but pushing and pushing for it until people took notice!

Great job from Gazza too with organizing it! RO is a great crazy board! Even the creeps are amusing... sort of!
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