October 1st, 2004 01:47 PM |
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Lambchop ...................................
Come Here !!!!!
**** Lambchop now up on haunches , wide eyed , and has that " Deer - in - the - Headlights " look ******
I said , " COME HERE DAMNIT !!!!!!!!!!! "
***** LAMBCHOP BOLTS OUT THE FRONT DOOR AND OUT ONTO W 33RD STREET -- STARTS RUNNING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE WHILST LOOKING OVER SHOULDER TO SEE WHERE THE JOEY IS LOCATED ******
***** JOEY CATCHES UP TO LAMBCHOP , TACKLES HER AND GRABS THAT PATHETIC LITTLE AVATAR WITH SUCH FORCE THAT FUR ( STUFFING ) STARTS FLYING AROUND IN BUNCHES .............THE JOEY COMPLETELY STRIPS OFF HIS CLOTHES AND PROMPTLY BEGINS TO UNCAKE HIMSELF INTO A FROTHY AND FRENETIC FRENZY *******
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Sassy ! |
October 1st, 2004 01:54 PM |
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quote: jb wrote:
Thanks to all (sans Jumacfly) for caring....lost electricity for 4 days, flood damage to upstairs, but everyone o.k. Trying to catch up at work, supervise repairs at house, etc...a very stressful time, but many have it far, far worse.
http://www.gawth.com/~desolate/sprockets.html
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October 1st, 2004 02:17 PM |
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GV: I'm sorry, its just all that Mountain Dew, and then this pie..
D: You may not touch my monkey. [In German]. You may not touch my
monkey!
In German ?!?!
IN GERMAN ?!?!?!
NINEA ABS SHAE MONKEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninea !
NINEA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
October 1st, 2004 09:54 PM |
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Soldatti |
quote: Joey wrote:
***** JOEY CATCHES UP TO LAMBCHOP , TACKLES HER AND GRABS THAT PATHETIC LITTLE AVATAR WITH SUCH FORCE THAT FUR ( STUFFING ) STARTS FLYING AROUND IN BUNCHES .............THE JOEY COMPLETELY STRIPS OFF HIS CLOTHES AND PROMPTLY BEGINS TO UNCAKE HIMSELF INTO A FROTHY AND FRENETIC FRENZY *******
Delirious! |
October 2nd, 2004 04:10 PM |
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quote: Soldatti wrote:
Delirious!
Damn Straight Soldatti ...............................
Lambchop comes highly recommended ...ask anyone .
JJJJJJJJJJerscee ! |
October 2nd, 2004 07:20 PM |
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quote: jb wrote:
Since when did you join the anti-jb forces? I thought we had a cordial r/s, but I guess I was wrong...you and SS can go fuck yourselves....
[Edited by jb]
anti-jb forces?? |
October 2nd, 2004 07:31 PM |
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quote: not bound to please wrote:
Bono rules.
U2's new single Vertigo makes its debut on Billboard's charts this week, coming in at number 46 on Billboard's Hot 100 and at number 18 on the Modern Rock chart. The single has only been released to radio, so this is based entirely on airplay. Not a bad start - the single hadn't been out a full week when this chart was compiled, and coming in at 46 would make this one of U2's highest Hot 100 single debuts.
And according to the BDS airplay monitoring, "Vertigo" is already #1 in the U.S. at Triple-A radio (Adult Album Alternative) stations after just one week of airplay. |
October 2nd, 2004 11:18 PM |
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gypsy |
That's wonderful for Bono, Some Guy...too bad he's still such a major twat. |
October 4th, 2004 09:47 AM |
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October 4th, 2004 10:56 AM |
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telecaster |
http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/product_result.jsp?&page=2&frm=1&module=Toilets&cat_count=6&QS_0=All&QS_1=All&QS_2=All&QS_3=All&QS_4=All&QS_5=All
joey howe was your weekend? |
October 4th, 2004 11:02 AM |
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quote: telecaster wrote:
http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/product_result.jsp?&page=2&frm=1&module=Toilets&cat_count=6&QS_0=All&QS_1=All&QS_2=All&QS_3=All&QS_4=All&QS_5=All
joey howe was your weekend?
Dave Wanstadt has ruined the winningest franchise since 1970!!!! That's howe my weekend went.... |
October 4th, 2004 11:04 AM |
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Joey |
quote: telecaster wrote:
http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/product_result.jsp?&page=2&frm=1&module=Toilets&cat_count=6&QS_0=All&QS_1=All&QS_2=All&QS_3=All&QS_4=All&QS_5=All
joey howe was your weekend?
CUBS FRIGGIN SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chip Carey got " THE AXE " and Steve Stone mostly likely will be gone by the end of the day !!!!!!!!!!
W- W- W- What ?!?! Oh , sure !!!! :
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/chc/news/chc_news.jsp?ymd=20041003&content_id=881319&vkey=news_chc&fext=.jsp
" Stones ( Stoney ?!?! ) Rule You Bastards ! "
Sniffy ! |
October 4th, 2004 11:12 AM |
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Joey |
Tele .....................................
Saturday Evening I feasted on " Rib-Eye " Streaks with " Stuffed Baked Potato(es) " , Corn-on-the-Cob , asparagus , rolls and " Cup Cakes " for dessert .
We also went through two bottles of 1999 Sienna " Red Table Wine " Cabernet Sauvignon and topped it all off with a couple of little baby " Jager " liqueurs .
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! .......................
Well , put it THIS way tele .........
The next morning I went through three rolls of toilet paper , overheated the ceiling fan and made it burn out , had to use the toilet plunger on the piping system on four separate occasions and I also had to chop up me stools throughout the entire morning ****** PHEEEEEEEEEW *******
Stinky !
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October 4th, 2004 11:14 AM |
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telecaster |
joey do you have the Roto Rooter guy on retainer?
jb Dave Wanstedt blows. |
October 4th, 2004 11:16 AM |
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Joey |
quote: telecaster wrote:
joey do you have the Roto Rooter guy on retainer?
YES ! They know me by name over there . |
October 4th, 2004 11:22 AM |
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jb |
Saturday Night Live
"Do you want to touch my monkey?"
-Dieter (SNL)
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October 4th, 2004 11:24 AM |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Saturday Night Live
"Do you want to touch my monkey?"
-Dieter (SNL)
http://www.gawth.com/~desolate/sprockets.html
Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him!
Liebe Meine Abst-Monkey !!!!!
Monkey Boy !
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October 4th, 2004 11:26 AM |
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jb |
quote: Joey wrote:
http://www.gawth.com/~desolate/sprockets.html
Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him!
Liebe Meine Abst-Monkey !!!!!
Monkey Boy !
This is great posting!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck jumacfly!!! |
October 4th, 2004 11:42 AM |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
This is great posting!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck jumacfly!!!
I would like to caress your kneecaps and nibble your elbows --- all at the same time .
" Baby Steel Magnolia , Ronnie ?!?! "
Cassie Joe ! |
October 4th, 2004 11:54 AM |
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telecaster |
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=15357
jb here is a nice video for you. Palestitian terror fucks loading rockets into a UN vehicle
Enjoy |
October 4th, 2004 11:57 AM |
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Joey |
John Kerry's lead in the polls could very well " snowball " in the next few weeks into a landslide victory on November 2nd ( See Ronald Reagan , circa 1980 ) .
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October 4th, 2004 11:59 AM |
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jb |
quote: telecaster wrote:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=15357
jb here is a nice video for you. Palestitian terror fucks loading rockets into a UN vehicle
Enjoy
It's stuff like that that makes me want to vote for Bush....fuck what the French think, we will defend ourselves and never let others control our security... |
October 4th, 2004 12:02 PM |
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Joey |
" It's stuff like that that makes me want to vote for Bush "
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I hear you screaming little buddy !
Jewish = Civil Rights = Democratic Party !!!!!!
LIEBE MEINE ABS MONKEE !!!!!!!!!
LIEBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J
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October 4th, 2004 12:02 PM |
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Jumacfly |
quote: jb wrote:
This is great posting!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck jumacfly!!!
hu hu!! |
October 4th, 2004 12:03 PM |
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telecaster |
quote: Joey wrote:
John Kerry's lead in the polls could very well " snowball " in the next few weeks into a landslide victory on November 2nd ( See Ronald Reagan , circa 1980 ) .
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/bush_vs_kerry.html
Lead?
Just in case, where does one buy a French beret? |
October 4th, 2004 12:04 PM |
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Joey |
quote: telecaster wrote:
Just in case, where does one buy a French beret?
http://www.petetownshend.co.uk |
October 4th, 2004 12:06 PM |
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Jumacfly |
quote: jb wrote:
It's stuff like that that makes me want to vote for Bush....fuck what the French think, we will defend ourselves and never let others control our security...
hu hu hu!! |
October 4th, 2004 01:13 PM |
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josh...i thought you didn't like bush?
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October 4th, 2004 01:16 PM |
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jb |
quote: kath wrote:
josh...i thought you didn't like bush?
I don't necessarily like him, but I will not let Chirac dictate my future and/or that of the state of Israels.... |
October 4th, 2004 01:29 PM |
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oh for the love of whoever, josh. pick a position. i have come to the conclusion that you have attention deficit disorder and cannot possibly stick to one topic or opinion. all you can do is spew crap. i'm thinkin' your "day of atonement" didn't go so well, eh? or it was just meaningless to you. we were actually concerned about your absence, and when you come back, all you can do is spit venom. your hatred in the name of judaism is repulsive, the kind of thing wars are made of. |