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| jb |
Please name any "Rocks-Off" members whose funeral you would attend. |
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| Joey |
Gypsy ( But I would question why God would waste a Hot Piece of Ass )
Judy Blume
Michael Chabon
Alan Dershowitz
Shelby Foote
Nora Ephron
Susan Estrich
Betty Friedan
Bruce Feiler
David Halberstam
Joel Siegel
Andrew Sullivan
Elie Wiesel
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| steel driving hammer |
Markos. |
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| sirmoonie |
Thats really sad. My condolenses go out to his/her family and friends. |
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| jb |
THAT WAS VERY FUNNY MOONIE. |
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| Joey |
I just wanted to take this moment and thank everyone for all of the many heartfelt well-wishes and hearty congratulations I have received this afternoon regarding the attainment of my 4,000th post .
Your kind words and comforting remarks will remain with me ................................until I get to my CAR .
Ah......... Ahhh......Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..............Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ******************** Joey now laughing so hard that he has tearsin his eyes and can barely breathe ************************** Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Barf !
Barfy ! |
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| Dan |
My own. And thats only if the body is recovered. |
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| Boomy |
Good thread for me to make this post in.
I will not be posting anymore. At least for a long while. I feel I have done too much at the board. Too many posts in such a short time. I regret every single one that seemed to just "take up space."
I also need to buckle down, so it makes sense. I love this board and it will be very hard to not join in on the fun for a long time. But I must move on until November-December.
Good luck to everyone and I hope the Stones makes news when I'm not anticipating it.
Your friend,
Bryan |
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| Mother baby |
You're joking....right? |
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| nankerphelge |
Boomy
You should never regret your contributions to this board. Rocks Off is a patchwork quilt, a mosaic.
Each person brings their own little something that makes the whole greater than the sum of its parts.
We all need to take a break from our common addiction once and awhile. I hope you find yourself out there.
If you love something, let it go.
If it comes back it was always yours.
If it does not, hunt it down and kill it.... |
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| gypsy |
I would go to jb's funeral...just to see who was more upset-the wife or the secretary. I'd even hire some migrant workers in Bradenton to show up at jb's funeral, pretending to be long-lost relatives of jb's...then, I'd sit back and laugh while the little jewfro-lings fought over their inheritance.
But, for the rest of y'all--hell yeah I'd go to your funerals!
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
jb wrote:
Please name any "Rocks-Off" members whose funeral you would attend.
All... absolutely all starting with the one and only ne Temple
We all gonna be there, don't tell me you're immortal, if you're one let me join you as I wanna live for evere |
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| parmeda |
WTF jb? What in God's name made you think of a question like that? Did the secretary have the afternoon off? Bored today? Thinking of your OWN mortality lately? LOL! |
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| gypsy |
Perhaps jb had just found out about that woodchipper that his wife ordered.
...developing... |
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| glencar |
I can't wait to attend jb's funeral!!!
I too will be gone for a few days. I'm scheduled for some surgery tomorrow. Can't wait until it's over...
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I'm serious about this...if I die, one of you sorry sumbitches needs to put my copy of Exiles in my coffin.
And I'll be damned if I'm spending eternity in a friggin' suit. I want buried in Levi's, a Stones tour shirt, and my black leather motorcycle jacket.
Oh who am I kidding, I'll outlive you all.... |
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| gypsy |
Good luck on your surgery tomorrow, glencar. Hope it's nothing serious.
My best friend's dad is having surgery tomorrow as well...I've been on the phone with her tonight...her dad has bladder cancer and it spread. So, I've been up worrying about him and my puppy...of course, the puppy seems trivial when compared to my best friend's father.
I'll pray for all three of you. |
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| Moonisup |
quote:
jb wrote:
Please name any "Rocks-Off" members whose funeral you would attend.
Yours Josh
only you post when you die, that makes things easier |
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| Joey |
" We all gonna be there, don't tell me you're immortal, if you're one let me join you as I wanna live for evere "
I have given my family explicit instructions that when I pass from this orb they are not to bury me too deep as in three days I will rise again .
Bless You All !
The Joe Sea Scroll ! |
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| nankerphelge |
Wow -- the second coming of Joey!!
Hope it isn't premature like the first!!! |
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| Joey |
" Wow -- the second coming of Joey!!
Hope it isn't premature like the first!!! "
You make Joey giggle !
" Let it Bleed should only be played LOUD Ronnie "
Jercee Joe ! |
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| Maxlugar |
I would go to Joey's.
I would actually enjoy myself.
M! |
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| KeepRigidsLawyer |
Keep's (God forbid), as I would have to know if Gypsy would be wearing black panties.
Knocking on wood,
-KRsL |
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| steel driving hammer |
quote:
KeepRigidsLawyer wrote:
Keep's (God forbid), as I would have to know if Gypsy would be wearing black panties.,
I almost got hard just thinking about that, thanks. |
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| telecaster |
I will go to any RO members funeral that has an open bar
Lets get going people |
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| Joey |
" I will go to any RO members funeral that has an open bar
Lets get going people "
At my father's funeral reception in early January , ' 98 I started hitting on a very very hot chick and actually got her number .
True story !
" Indian Girls are cuter than Alter Boys Ronnie "
Joe Sea Scroll !
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| jb |
Why do goyim have open casket funerals? The few open casket funerals I have attended are really creepy and the face of the person is always distorted....we jews get boxed and buried w/in 24 hrs.... |
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| Joey |
" Why do goyim have open casket funerals? The few open casket funerals I have attended are really creepy and the face of the person is always distorted....we jews get boxed and buried w/in 24 hrs.... "
I thought Jews get " cuffed and stuffed "
{ CA - RACK }
Triple !
" Can Mick Jagger play a good lead guitar ? Has he tried Ronnie "
J. Sea ! |
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Indian Girls are cuter than Alter Boys Ronnie "
Joe Sea Scroll !
That's "altAr boys", Joeski. "AltEr boys" are post-op.
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| Joey |
Fleabit ............................
The CUBS are gonna do it ! World Series !!!! I can feel it ---------Asses everywhere this October .
" Undercover of the Night is a hot tune Ronnie "
Hacky !
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