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| sirmoonie |
http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/generic/story.jsp?id=news/drunk072607.xml&headline=Panel%20Finds%20Astronauts%20Flew%20While%20Intoxicated&channel=space
I wanna be an astronaut! I got the right stuff! Bottle to throttle baby, I'll fly that fucking shuttle in double slam barrel rolls without spilling a drop of hootch! |
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| gypsy |
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sirmoonie wrote:
I wanna be an astronaut! I got the right stuff! Bottle to throttle baby, I'll fly that fucking shuttle in double slam barrel rolls without spilling a drop of hootch!
And I don't doubt that for a second, and I totally support your latest endeavor. But why not take it a step further and do bong hits in the shuttle? |
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| Taptrick |
As a CADAC working for an Air Force Alcohol Drug Abuse Prevention and Treatment Program, I find the story extremely interesting. If any of the intoxicated ones turn out to be AF officers and they sare still tied to an Air Force chain of command it will be fun to follow.
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| nankerphelge |
gypsy has it right, moonie.
Bongs man -- Solid Fuel Bongs buddy!
What's that?
Oh sure, here ya go...
J-Joey...
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| robpop |
Give me the keys to the shuttle, a 1/2 of iron, and few fifths of Beam. I'll fly that sucker to Jupiter and beyond.
I will. |
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| sirmoonie |
"Its okay, its okay.......she'll be alright once we blast off......"
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| sirmoonie |
"Just gimme the keys, you lard ass geek. I'muh fly that fucker round the goddam moon backwards! You betcha ass."
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| gimmekeef |
Just proves NASA is the biggest boondoggle of all time... |
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| sirmoonie |
"Yeah boiiiyyiiieeez, pass that tap over here, and what say we start putting a dent in this muthufuckah......yeah....its on, yeah....spaceweiser, baby"
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| sirmoonie |
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gypsy wrote:
And I don't doubt that for a second, and I totally support your latest endeavor.
You coming along for the ride, honey? Everyone knows us astronauts need Tang. |
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| nankerphelge |
I will give you that NASA, like many other agencies, has its bad moments.
But NASA has contributed a lot back by way of technology.
It employs a lot of highly trained engineers and scientists, it has propelled (no oun intended) US missle and guidance technology ahead of just about everyone -- even the Chinese. That alone has contributed more to US military superiority than just about anything else except perhaps submarine technology. NASA supports countless companies that supply it. The offshoot technology impacts just about anything we do in any given day due to material science (Teflon/Kevlar).
You even got Tang!
And poon Tang, if you count the chick that drove across the country in a diaper.
Give NASA some credit -- they aren't FEMA! |
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| robpop |
Drunk in outer space, fuck!!! This alien broad would look hot.
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| sirmoonie |
"Oh, we are stylin' Houston......them Commie-naut, Yuri Gagarin-looking motherfuckers even brought a crate of Stolichnaya this time."
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| mojoman |
houston we have a problem |
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| sirmoonie |
Turns out it was Chiba Face all along.....
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| sirmoonie |
"Come with us sir, you are under arrest for FWI, and doing 9,500 miles per hour in a 6,000 zone...."
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| mojoman |
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"Come with us sir, you are under arrest for FWI, and doing 9,500 miles per hour in a 6,000 zone...."
cosmopolitonaut? |
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| sirmoonie |
"Anyone need another one, while I'm up?"
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| sirmoonie |
"Found it. I knew I stashed a 'secret emergency twelve pack' in here last time we was up."
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| gypsy |
This thread is one of the best threads we've had lately. Someone should slap a patent on it. |
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| sirmoonie |
"Just me now.......alone.......my fucking drunk ass crew can't handle syrup on a pancake. Just me alone out here.....protecting the black and white people of the earth from Haley's Comet."
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| pdog |
I bet fucking with no gravity is awesome! |
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| sirmoonie |
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pdog wrote:
I bet fucking with no gravity is awesome!
You need to learn howe to fuck women. |
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| pdog |
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sirmoonie wrote:
You need to learn howe to fuck women.
I'm paying an immigrant $200 to teach me. |
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| sirmoonie |
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pdog wrote:
I'm paying an immigrant $200 to teach me.
Demand the pesos back. Threaten his green card. |
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| pdog |
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sirmoonie wrote:
Demand the pesos back. Threaten his green card.
Why does everyone think beaner? More of the chow mein type. |
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| Highwire Rob |
Tang recipe
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz pre-mixed Tang
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
3 oz Red Bull® energy drink
Pour sweet and sour, Red Bull and Tang mix in a pint glass. In a shot glass pour your favorite vodka. Drop the vodka bomb into the pint glass and chug-a-lug. |
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| robpop |
Give the ho's one more screwdriver. Make it a double. C'mon let's go space truckin'.
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| fireontheplatter |
quote:
Highwire Rob wrote:
Tang recipe
Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz pre-mixed Tang
1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
3 oz Red Bull® energy drink
Pour sweet and sour, Red Bull and Tang mix in a pint glass. In a shot glass pour your favorite vodka. Drop the vodka bomb into the pint glass and chug-a-lug.
this must be keith richards nucular waste recipe |
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| sirmoonie |
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pdog wrote:
Why does everyone think beaner? More of the chow mein type.
Chow mein, fish teriyaki sauce, won ton moof pao, whatever. That's not the friggin' point.
This is an inspiring tale in a world full of broken dreams, shattered hopes, and dying expectations. These NASA boys aren't like your average mooks. They didn't care about all these alleged "laws" everyone keeps crying about - they said "roll the dice, flyboys" and took it upon themselves to whack down some cold suds, before grabbing the controls of a 10 billion dollar, jet propelled rocket and blasting the fucker into outerspace at thousands of miles an hour. Now THAT is living to life to the fullest as god intended real men to do. And you sure as hell ain't going to see no fucking Mormon doing that. Thats all I'm saying. So, you know, take it for what its worth. |
