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Topic: Dr S's "Rocks Off Power Rankings" Return to archive Page: 1 2 3
26th July 2007 12:05 AM
Starbuck It's been a hell of a month here at RO! Posters have been coming, posters have been going, posters have been leaving....and some won't leave, no matter how hard we try! How are things shaking out? Dr S takes a closer look in July's "Rocks Off Power Rankings".....

THE TOP 15
1 (1) Gazza. Recent hobnobbing with Chaz is the stuff dreams are made of. Can you get any hotter?
2 (6) Pdog. “I’m leaving” turns out to be “I’m on vacation”. No matter – chicks dig mohawks. I love scamp!
3 (NR) Nasty. Back from obscurity (for good??) and ready to party with his socks pulled up. Waaay up.
4 (10) Sherat. Janis lover would rather be sloppy drunk than anything I know! Words to live by! Hallelujah!
5 (5) Starbuck. Wig has clearly helped posting abilities. Soon all of stonesweb will be wanting one.
6 (16)Sean. Three agreements with Lugar in one week. Amazing. Someone check, quick: is the sky falling?
7 (8) LJ. Summit organizer queen at it again. Is Europe safe?
8 (7) Maxlugar. Skype rookie downs 9 Lowenbraus, discovers you can’t chat effectively with computer mic in your pants. Goddamn, you got me swinging from the trees!
9 (17) SS. Is it real or just a cry for attention? Dr S just saw him at an MB across the street, so you be the judge!
10 (12) Feej. Beginning of the week: not another slow song. End of the week: take a bite out of Gypsy! Definitely on the upswing…but can his OPS hold?
11 (3) Riffy. Couch shout outs on air last fryday followed by bottle clanking, loud thump, dead air. Chat buddies pleased, but not Rat bosses. Will sexy voiced stones thug still be on air next week? Tune in to find out!
12 (12) Michael Cohl. Limboed alias leaves Dr S screaming uncle. I’d pay higher ticket prices to see more!
13 (22) TomL. BBQ gift gives new meaning to posting life of DC fucker. Thong may you run!
14 (19) Meg. ROCC vixen digs dudes in sailor suits. Anchors aweigh!
15 (18) Egon. Good looking Swede finds good looking 12 pack of Stella Artois in good looking fridge. It’s love at first (porn) site!

BOTTOM 10:
91 (82) Sway. Glencar on vacation means the zinger ammo dump for Sway is as depleted as Eddie’s liquor cabinet. Come home blue!
92 (76) Pug. Struggling for an identity with joshie away means big/tall growing pains. Can he pull through it? Only if his label is turned out!
93 (57) Nanky. Sources “deep inside” intel world end up only revealing ending to Harry Potter. Booo! A peanut monkey’s uncle could do better.
94 (NR) RMD. Lugar alter ego stumbles home from DBT show in backroom at local Walgreen's to find wife with rolling pin on steps of trailer screaming "Where you been, honkie!" Ouch!
95 (44) Moonie. 3 “check PM” threads in one week? Can’t limey homeboy remember to check own PM? What up wit dat, ‘fo shizzle? Alzheimer’s?
96 (52) Mikey C613. REM fan comes out of the closet. Is there anything else you’d like to tell us?
97 (93) Bonoislove. Tireless “I’m typing with…” posts are like Morrissey on prozac. Has he lost The Edge?!
98 (99) TTM. Recent cut n paste post about Herman’s Hermits appendectomy leaves RO brain trust considering board euthanasia. Can it stop the madness?
99 (98) Fire on the Platter. Retarded/obnoxious kid of the board turns out to be retarded/obnoxious adult. Who’d-a thunk it!
100 (100) Joey. Sparky, taking a dump posts as gay as taking a seriously hot date to a comic book convention. Joey should know – he’s tried it.
26th July 2007 12:14 AM
glencar Hey dumbass, Sway & I have been buds since ACY show last year. You need to keep your scorecard straight, Nancy!
26th July 2007 12:25 AM
Starbuck sheesh. well then sorry...scratch that.

22 Sway. Relationship with Glencar heating up. Yowza!
26th July 2007 12:30 AM
glencar Those boys should find some nice young ladies to meet their needs...
26th July 2007 12:43 AM
Fiji Joe You have time to do this?...You haven't wrote a song since Kung Fu Fighting...Meanwhile, the rest of the band is busting ass...Come on man...Don't be a Wyman
26th July 2007 12:57 AM
Poplar
holy hell. A list.
26th July 2007 01:53 AM
Michael Cohl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cohl

Well, as you know things are winding down and the touring cash cow will soon be dried up. It looks like I will be going back to my original trade: running strip clubs! Luckily the business aspects of running a strip club and ripping off Stones fans are pretty similar. The only difference of course is that there are morals in the strip club biz.
26th July 2007 02:29 AM
pdog how does I'm posting on The Couch and not on RO for a little while get turned into I'm leaving?
26th July 2007 03:17 AM
mrhipfl GTFO. You can't leave and then come back Bill.
26th July 2007 04:27 AM
Jumacfly Im not in the list and still feel very disturbed by Starbuck's new sig.
26th July 2007 07:06 AM
LadyJane Nice to make one of Bucky's lists for something OTHER than my alcohol consumption.

LJ.
26th July 2007 07:18 AM
Ten Thousand Motels Going Blind Justice
Florida inmate convicted for pleasuring self in cell
The Smoking Gun

JULY 25--In a verdict that could chill lonely inmates everywhere, a jury today convicted a Florida inmate for masturbating in the privacy of his Ft. Lauderdale cell. After deliberating for only 45 minutes, a Broward County panel found Terry Lee Alexander, 20, guilty of indecent exposure for an episode last November. According to investigators, a female guard--who was monitoring Alexander's cell from a jail control room--spotted Alexander pleasuring himself while seated on his bunk. At the time, he was jailed on auto theft and gun raps (Alexander subsequently pleaded guilty to the felony raps and was sentenced to ten years in prison). Alexander was sentenced to 60 days in custody for today's indecent exposure conviction, though the time will be served concurrently with his lengthier sentence. No, you'll get no jokes from us about the penal system, doing "hard time," Alexander behaving like a jerk, or how his lawyer failed to get him off.
26th July 2007 07:54 AM
PartyDoll MEG Bucky..have you read the new Harry Potter yet?

And no, I have not watched BSG and NEVER will!!

Is this your Next Gig? When you get tired of singing "Love Me Do?"

26th July 2007 08:18 AM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
glencar wrote:
Those boys should find some nice young ladies to meet their needs...


I don't think those nice young ladies have exactly what those dudes are looking for.

26th July 2007 10:31 AM
Nasty Habits
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:


I don't think those nice young ladies have exactly what those dudes are looking for.




Motesy???


[Edited by Nasty Habits]
26th July 2007 11:04 AM
Starbuck feej...

i did find your guitar tuner BTW. it's right here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/korg-chromatic-guitar-violin-tuner-ca-30_W0QQitemZ300132165463QQihZ020QQcategoryZ22672QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

no takers yet. still hoping for at least couple of fins.
26th July 2007 11:24 AM
Saint Sway this recent 9-1-1 call by Nanky should boost him to the top of the power rankings... plus his Joey threads are gold
26th July 2007 11:33 AM
voodoopug
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
feej...

i did find your guitar tuner BTW. it's right here:

http://cgi.ebay.com/korg-chromatic-guitar-violin-tuner-ca-30_W0QQitemZ300132165463QQihZ020QQcategoryZ22672QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

no takers yet. still hoping for at least couple of fins.


I actually have one of those that a friend gave to me a few years ago, its not bad, but I prefer the Boss pedal tuner.
26th July 2007 11:39 AM
Saint Sway
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


I actually have one of those that a friend gave to me a few years ago, its not bad, but I prefer the Boss pedal tuner.


^ its posts like this that make me wonder why you're not ranked below Joey?
26th July 2007 12:03 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:


^ its posts like this that make me wonder why you're not ranked below Joey?


I just finished your biography....it was a quick read with not many interesting parts:
26th July 2007 12:05 PM
Joey " Sparky.............. "
26th July 2007 12:10 PM
Starbuck this is turning into an interesting thread! a pug/sway war will definitely bring you both up in next month's rankings!

but for god's sake....no fuckin sparky in this thread, please....seeing such piss poor work in this thread really defeats the purpose.
26th July 2007 12:15 PM
Saint Sway Pug,

shouldn't you be out trying to sell microbiological widgets or something?
26th July 2007 12:16 PM
voodoopug
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
this is turning into an interesting thread! a pug/sway war will definitely bring you both up in next month's rankings!

but for god's sake....no fuckin sparky in this thread, please....seeing such piss poor work in this thread really defeats the purpose.


I have no time for a war or the dated tactic of posting under several different screen names.

All hail Sparky.
26th July 2007 12:23 PM
Saint Sway
quote:
voodoopug wrote:

All hail Sparky.


Pug,
Why do you take Sparky with you on your sales calls?
26th July 2007 12:25 PM
The Ref
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


I have no time for a war or the dated tactic of posting under several different screen names.

All hail Sparky.


15 yard unpostman like penalty for not manning up after talking smack.
26th July 2007 12:26 PM
The Ref
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:


Pug,
Why do you take Sparky with you on your sales calls?



The extra point is good!
26th July 2007 12:41 PM
glencar
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


I just finished your biography....it was a quick read with not many interesting parts:


I thought Fay Weldon was a serious author; turns out she just another Madonna-wannabe! Nigga please!
26th July 2007 12:47 PM
Starbuck
quote:
I thought Fay Weldon was a serious author; turns out she just another Madonna-wannabe! Nigga please!
26th July 2007 12:47 PM
voodoopug
quote:
The Ref wrote:


The extra point is good!




Bucky and Sway should get a private tent. How Junior SS has avoided going to the Couch is beyond me.
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