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KeepRigid |
Well, now that you mention it, I do need to be bitchslapped. Hard. REALLY hard. But, I'm sure gypsy will oblige me next time I see her, and I will then return the favor.
But don't worry, everything IS working.
Here's how you can tell:
If it's funny to KeepRigid, it gets posted. (At which point, someone else laughing is just gravy.)
If others don't find it funny, it still allows them to discover something about themselves that perhaps they didn't know. These revelations can vary from the fact that maybe they just ain't funny themselves...to perhaps they are little more than a dumb motherfucker. (Varied results are to be expected.)
So you see, a wonderful opportunity awaits either way! |
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gypsy |
Keep, I love you, I really do! |
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Cardinal Ximinez |
Wait a minute. All Keep said, was what I said earlier in the thread!
Sheeeeesh! |
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gypsy |
Yeah, but when Keep says it, it is so much more eloquent.
*sighs heavily as she thinks about her one and only beloved KeepRigid* |
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Cardinal Ximinez |
Eloquence and 50 cents will get you a can of fucking soda pop.
Doesn't change the fact that he pulled a Joey. |
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gypsy |
Cardy, why do you resent Keep so much? |
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Cardinal Ximinez |
Whaaaa?
I don't resent Keep...hell, I like the guy!
It's his asshole lawyer that I can't stand!
With all the great lawyers on this board to choose from..he picked that asswipe.
Fine. I'll take nanky, moonie...and just for good measure, I'm gonna add an even bigger, richer, asshole to my team...I'll take JOSH!
Talk about a "Dream Team"!
[Edited by Cardinal Ximinez] |
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gypsy |
KeepRigid's lawyer is a fine man! He is like one of the family. He just kind of grows on ya!
The name 'Josh' is really gay. I couldn't have a lawyer named 'Josh.' No way. |
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Cardinal Ximinez |
Josh, a gay name?!
No way.
Not only is it a biblical name, but it's an extremely MANLY biblical name.
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho
Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
And the walls came a-tumblin' down...
It don't get much more manly than that. |
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Honky Tonk Man |
True, but you never know, he could of been bisexual |
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gypsy |
No, JOSH is a faggoty name. I could never be with a guy named JOSH...ever.
"Oh, do me, JOSH!"
"Oh, harder, JOSH!"
See! It just doesn't work... |
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