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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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Saint Sway wrote:
please don't delete.
while these lovely pictures are currently available in the new issue of GQ, I am unable to access them because the pages in my issue came stuck together. I swear.
Just kidding. But Jesus, is THAT what they teach you in the Mickey Mouse Club??? |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Just kidding. But Jesus, is THAT what they teach you in the Mickey Mouse Club???
Christina & Britney have grown into tawdry sluts. We owe the Mickey Mouse Club a huge debt of gratitude. |
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Saint Sway wrote:
Christina & Britney have grown into tawdry sluts. We owe the Mickey Mouse Club a huge debt of gratitude.
Wasn't Jessica Simpson part of that also?
That casting director deserves a medal
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
took my troubles down to Madame Rue.
You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She’s got a pad down on 34th and Vine,
Selling little bottles of Love Potion #9.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I’ve been disgraced since 1956.
She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.
She said what you need is Love Potion #9.
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink.
It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn’t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
(instrumental)
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!
I didn’t know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
Love Potion #9...
Love Potion #9...
Love Potion #9...
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| jb |
She married a jew , I think? |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Oh cmon she's not THAT pretty. I mean she doesn't have a pretty face. I mean she isn't, that pretty IN the face. It's all make up. I mean there's lots of girls that are much prettier. |
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| jb |
When she looks good she looks greay...man that old tycoon was lucky!!! |
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| glencar |
Lucky? He couldn't do anything with it! It's like having a box of gold but no credit cards whilst surfing the net. |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
Lucky? He couldn't do anything with it! It's like having a box of gold but no credit cards whilst surfing the net.
Belive, he was pounding that!!!! |
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| glencar |
No way. He was a leaky old fool. He couldn't even lift his arms anymore. |
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| jb |
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glencar wrote:
No way. He was a leaky old fool. He couldn't even lift his arms anymore.
V-I-A-G-R-A |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
You gotta admit. Hef can pick 'em.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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| jb |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
You gotta admit. Hef and pick 'em.
He ate her imo!!! |
