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Topic: Greetings/Any Winter tour news......From Ian Return to archive Page: 1 2
19th May 2006 06:10 PM
Angiegirl WE ALL ROCK!!

Yeah
19th May 2006 06:13 PM
MrPleasant I AM LAME!!!

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME

I AM LAME + ROCK = LA KICA ME MIRĶ
19th May 2006 06:14 PM
BONOISLOVE
quote:
MrPleasant wrote:
I AM LAME!!!

LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME

I AM LAME + ROCK = LA KICA ME MIRĶ



You need help.
19th May 2006 06:26 PM
pdog He's doing fine. I've seen this before, soon he will be doing lines and playing the Big 4.
19th May 2006 06:38 PM
gypsy
quote:
pdog wrote:
He's doing fine. I've seen this before, soon he will be doing lines and playing the Big 4.



Nothing wrong with deleting a few lines, is there?
19th May 2006 07:16 PM
Sir Stonesalot Hi Ian! I am so glad to see you back!

Man, did I ever miss you. I promise you, there is NO ONE at this board that I like to make fun of more than you. Well, OK, VoodooPug's dogs...but you are my fave HUMAN to pick on.

And Gypsy is right...we wouldn't do it unless we liked you.

Speaking of Gypsy...I LOVE your Rotten pic! Way way cool.

Have I mentioned lately that I'm head over heels in love with you? No? Well then, Gypsy...I'm head over heels in love with you. Probably always will be too....
19th May 2006 08:16 PM
pdog
quote:
gypsy wrote:


Nothing wrong with deleting a few lines, is there?



Especially hot chicks who are naked before the straw hits the mirror.
19th May 2006 08:37 PM
IanBillen
LOL,

-Well all is well-

We all rock the cock. Well not literally, for all of us (like myself thankfully). Just an expression.

However, I do have a rocket in my pocket, that needs a socket.

I was away at school and only got laid one time. And that was about seven months after I was there. Only went out two times in a year! I was away a year basically. You do the math.

Ian

19th May 2006 10:38 PM
Sir Stonesalot >I was away at school and only got laid one time. And that was about seven months after I was there. Only went out two times in a year! I was away a year basically. You do the math.<

Geez Ian...why does this not suprise me.

Tell you what I'm gonna do for ya. I'm gonna have my wife call me Ian tonight when I'm banging her. How do you like it? Doggy, reverse cowgirl...you name it, and I'll get her into that position, and make her call me Ian.

See how much I like you now! I'm sorta letting you fuck my wife!

Just wack one off around 12:30 am EST. Make sure to yell out "Mrs. Stonesalot!" when you bust yer nut.
19th May 2006 10:39 PM
MrPleasant ;M

I just poked my eye with my penis!
19th May 2006 11:52 PM
Poplar
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
>reverse cowgirl...



i think we'll dust that one off tonight, in honor of that post magnifique.

20th May 2006 12:57 AM
IanBillen
SirStonesalot,

The post about your wife...
That post fucking ruled. That is among the funniest posts I have ever read. It was right in line with my (and mostly everyone's here) wacky, warped sense of humor. LOL I was laughing out loud.

I declare, tonight, Friday May 19th shall be proclaimed "World Wack Off Day".

You saw it here first folks. At your number one Rolling Stones internet message board, where you get your Rocksoff any way you can.

Ian

20th May 2006 11:38 AM
glencar You declared it World Wackoff Day 3 minutes before it ended? You will always be "IanBillen" & we will always think of you that way. Tonight at 11:57PM someone will declare Saturday May 20th IanBillen Respect Day!
20th May 2006 01:40 PM
chevysales
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
>I was away at school and only got laid one time. And that was about seven months after I was there. Only went out two times in a year! I was away a year basically. You do the math.<

Geez Ian...why does this not suprise me.

Tell you what I'm gonna do for ya. I'm gonna have my wife call me Ian tonight when I'm banging her. How do you like it? Doggy, reverse cowgirl...you name it, and I'll get her into that position, and make her call me Ian.

See how much I like you now! I'm sorta letting you fuck my wife!

Just wack one off around 12:30 am EST. Make sure to yell out "Mrs. Stonesalot!" when you bust yer nut.





funny stuff...
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