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1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
She's a Rainbow
2) at your funeral? Them Bones (AIC)-maybe not, too morbid.
Moonlight Mile
3) while I'm blowing Jules C.? Hard Cold Bitch (Jet)
4) while you're making love with your spouse? Kashmir (LZ)
5) while you're having dirty porno sex?
Hard Cold Bitch
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Factory Girl |
Oops, Cold Hard Bitch is the song. |
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jb |
Lady in Red. |
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Joey |
Scarborough Fair ! |
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Joey |
" I refuse to shimmy down the pole because you just don't know who's cooch has just contaminated the pole w/ jankiness. "
http://www.metal-sludge.com/25QuestionsBobbieBrown.htm
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HardKnoxDurtySox |
wedding - how can i stop
funeral - soul survivor or shine a light
secretary- hand of fate
spouse - thats how strong my love is (roseland '02)
dirty porno - let it bleed |
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Joey |
Well, I suppose I should answer too.
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
Beast of Burden
2) at your funeral?
Winter
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
Moonlight Mile
4) while you're making love with your Girlfriend?
Moonlight Mile
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
Lies , Respectable , Whip Comes Down , Down in the Hole , Midnight Rambler
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFly ! |
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jb |
Excellent Post!!! |
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telecaster |
6) Divorce Court:
Short & Curlies
Too bad she's got you by the balls
You can't get free at all
She's got your name
She's got your number
You're screamin'
Like thunder
And you can't get away from it all
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jb |
Am I the only one not bothered by those pictures? Some people pay "professionals" for that stuff...
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telecaster |
quote: jb wrote:
Am I the only one not bothered by those pictures?
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/05/05/nailed.skull.ap/index.html
These pictures? |
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jb |
No Tele..the one's with the dog collar... |
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Joey |
Great Posts Everyone ............................
I would like to nibble your elbows .
Wait ?!?!?! It's Lunch time .
If anyone needs me I will be at the CheeseCake Factory
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jb |
Joey, we have a great CheeseCake factory located at the Town Center Mall on Glades road in lovely Boca Raton....I don't go very often, however, as the average wait is over 1hr.... |
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sirmoonie |
Now we know what happens when Howe Military Academy grads are allowed in the military. Holy homoly! |
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gypsy |
Oh. So I'm not the only one who watched "60 Minutes II" last night? |
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jb |
quote: gypsy wrote:
Oh. So I'm not the only one who watched "60 Minutes II" last night?
I can't believe Chris Wallace went to work for Fox news...his father must be ashamed. |
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Sir Stonesalot |
This is a very interesting thread. Gypsy has hit on the overt sexuality of the Stones music that I find so appealing.
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
HA! I actually had Stones songs played at my wedding! Both Wild Horses and Sweethearts Together. My wife & I had our "first dance" to Sweethearts Together. Yeah, it's a cheesy throwaway song...but my wife suggested it, so who was I to argue? Weddings are all for the Bride anyhow....all we Grooms care about is the the Wedding Night Sex.
2) at your funeral?
Without question...Midnight Rambler. I have a clause in my living will that requires such. No, I'm not kidding.
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
Considering my secretary is 61 years old...Rip This Joint. It's fast and over real quick. But honestly, the thought is just to creepy to contemplate...I mean, she calls herself our "Grannie"...she bakes cookies and whoopie pies for us...I just couldn't...EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
My wife doesn't like music on during love making. She says it's too distracting.
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
Midnight Rambler/Stray Cat Blues...on infinite repeat.
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Joey, we have a great CheeseCake factory located at the Town Center Mall on Glades road in lovely Boca Raton....I don't go very often, however, as the average wait is over 1hr....
Yes , regardless of what CheeseCake Factory you go to , the damn things are ALWAYS very busy .
That is why we usually have lunch at the bar whilst sipping those fabulous " Caribbean Coolers " of theirs ......................................
Mmmmmmmmmmmm ! Tasty !
Skittles Joe |
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jb |
Tell me about girls from Nebraska ..are they different..are they pruud? Do they experiment? |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Tell me about girls from Nebraska ..are they different..are they pruud? Do they experiment?
Most of them look EXACTLY like THIS :
http://www.metal-sludge.com/25QuestionsBobbieBrown.htm
Word !
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jazzy ! |
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jb |
She is hot...whatever happened to Shaikira? |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
She is hot...whatever happened to Shaikira?
Tommy Lee Beat the living Sh## out of her too .............
Shiver ................................ |
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jb |
Do you get a lot of pop ups at work? |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
Do you get a lot of pop ups at work?
Yes !
Most of them look EXACTLY like THIS :
www.ChristiShake.com
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jb |
That's nice!!! |
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Joey |
quote: jb wrote:
That's nice!!!
Nicer :
www.TinaJordan.com |
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egon |
quote: Joey wrote:
Nicer :
www.TinaJordan.com
joey... THANKS! |
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NHStonesfan |
) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
I requested "My Girl" for our 1st dance but was rejected by
a song that I didn't like and can't remember.
The DJ was instructed to play everything in his limited Stones Arsenal.
2) at your funeral?
"You can't always get what want" like the movie Big Chill
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
"Stray Cat Blues"
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
"Midnight Rambler" no I'm not violent
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
"Backstreet Girl" Every man should a backstreet girl but I don't.
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Joey |
quote: egon wrote:
joey... THANKS!
My Pleasure Egon ....................
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFly !
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