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May 6th, 2004 07:32 AM
Factory Girl 1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
She's a Rainbow
2) at your funeral? Them Bones (AIC)-maybe not, too morbid.
Moonlight Mile

3) while I'm blowing Jules C.? Hard Cold Bitch (Jet)

4) while you're making love with your spouse? Kashmir (LZ)

5) while you're having dirty porno sex?
Hard Cold Bitch
May 6th, 2004 07:33 AM
Factory Girl Oops, Cold Hard Bitch is the song.
May 6th, 2004 09:34 AM
jb Lady in Red.
May 6th, 2004 09:44 AM
Joey

Scarborough Fair !
May 6th, 2004 09:48 AM
Joey " I refuse to shimmy down the pole because you just don't know who's cooch has just contaminated the pole w/ jankiness. "

http://www.metal-sludge.com/25QuestionsBobbieBrown.htm
May 6th, 2004 10:01 AM
HardKnoxDurtySox wedding - how can i stop
funeral - soul survivor or shine a light
secretary- hand of fate
spouse - thats how strong my love is (roseland '02)
dirty porno - let it bleed
May 6th, 2004 12:23 PM
Joey Well, I suppose I should answer too.

1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?

Beast of Burden

2) at your funeral?

Winter

3) while your secretary is blowing you?

Moonlight Mile

4) while you're making love with your Girlfriend?

Moonlight Mile

5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?

Lies , Respectable , Whip Comes Down , Down in the Hole , Midnight Rambler

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFly !
May 6th, 2004 12:24 PM
jb Excellent Post!!!
May 6th, 2004 12:29 PM
telecaster 6) Divorce Court:

Short & Curlies

Too bad she's got you by the balls
You can't get free at all
She's got your name
She's got your number
You're screamin'
Like thunder
And you can't get away from it all

May 6th, 2004 12:35 PM
jb Am I the only one not bothered by those pictures? Some people pay "professionals" for that stuff...
[Edited by jb]
May 6th, 2004 12:36 PM
telecaster
quote:
jb wrote:
Am I the only one not bothered by those pictures?



http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/05/05/nailed.skull.ap/index.html

These pictures?
May 6th, 2004 12:41 PM
jb No Tele..the one's with the dog collar...
May 6th, 2004 12:46 PM
Joey

Great Posts Everyone ............................

I would like to nibble your elbows .

Wait ?!?!?! It's Lunch time .

If anyone needs me I will be at the CheeseCake Factory


********* END TRANSMISSION **************
May 6th, 2004 12:48 PM
jb Joey, we have a great CheeseCake factory located at the Town Center Mall on Glades road in lovely Boca Raton....I don't go very often, however, as the average wait is over 1hr....
May 6th, 2004 01:04 PM
sirmoonie Now we know what happens when Howe Military Academy grads are allowed in the military. Holy homoly!
May 6th, 2004 01:08 PM
gypsy Oh. So I'm not the only one who watched "60 Minutes II" last night?
May 6th, 2004 01:24 PM
jb
quote:
gypsy wrote:
Oh. So I'm not the only one who watched "60 Minutes II" last night?





I can't believe Chris Wallace went to work for Fox news...his father must be ashamed.
May 6th, 2004 02:29 PM
Sir Stonesalot This is a very interesting thread. Gypsy has hit on the overt sexuality of the Stones music that I find so appealing.

1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?

HA! I actually had Stones songs played at my wedding! Both Wild Horses and Sweethearts Together. My wife & I had our "first dance" to Sweethearts Together. Yeah, it's a cheesy throwaway song...but my wife suggested it, so who was I to argue? Weddings are all for the Bride anyhow....all we Grooms care about is the the Wedding Night Sex.

2) at your funeral?

Without question...Midnight Rambler. I have a clause in my living will that requires such. No, I'm not kidding.

3) while your secretary is blowing you?

Considering my secretary is 61 years old...Rip This Joint. It's fast and over real quick. But honestly, the thought is just to creepy to contemplate...I mean, she calls herself our "Grannie"...she bakes cookies and whoopie pies for us...I just couldn't...EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

4) while you're making love with your spouse?

My wife doesn't like music on during love making. She says it's too distracting.

5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?

Midnight Rambler/Stray Cat Blues...on infinite repeat.



May 6th, 2004 02:46 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Joey, we have a great CheeseCake factory located at the Town Center Mall on Glades road in lovely Boca Raton....I don't go very often, however, as the average wait is over 1hr....



Yes , regardless of what CheeseCake Factory you go to , the damn things are ALWAYS very busy .

That is why we usually have lunch at the bar whilst sipping those fabulous " Caribbean Coolers " of theirs ......................................

Mmmmmmmmmmmm ! Tasty !


Skittles Joe
May 6th, 2004 02:51 PM
jb Tell me about girls from Nebraska ..are they different..are they pruud? Do they experiment?
May 6th, 2004 02:53 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Tell me about girls from Nebraska ..are they different..are they pruud? Do they experiment?



Most of them look EXACTLY like THIS :


http://www.metal-sludge.com/25QuestionsBobbieBrown.htm


Word !

" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "

Jazzy !
May 6th, 2004 02:55 PM
jb She is hot...whatever happened to Shaikira?
May 6th, 2004 02:59 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
She is hot...whatever happened to Shaikira?




Tommy Lee Beat the living Sh## out of her too .............

Shiver ................................
May 6th, 2004 03:05 PM
jb Do you get a lot of pop ups at work?
May 6th, 2004 03:08 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
Do you get a lot of pop ups at work?




Yes !


Most of them look EXACTLY like THIS :


www.ChristiShake.com

May 6th, 2004 03:10 PM
jb That's nice!!!
May 6th, 2004 03:18 PM
Joey
quote:
jb wrote:
That's nice!!!



Nicer :


www.TinaJordan.com
May 7th, 2004 08:10 AM
egon
quote:
Joey wrote:


Nicer :


www.TinaJordan.com



joey... THANKS!
May 7th, 2004 09:18 AM
NHStonesfan ) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?


I requested "My Girl" for our 1st dance but was rejected by
a song that I didn't like and can't remember.

The DJ was instructed to play everything in his limited Stones Arsenal.


2) at your funeral?

"You can't always get what want" like the movie Big Chill


3) while your secretary is blowing you?

"Stray Cat Blues"

4) while you're making love with your spouse?

"Midnight Rambler" no I'm not violent

5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?

"Backstreet Girl" Every man should a backstreet girl but I don't.


May 7th, 2004 09:40 AM
Joey
quote:
egon wrote:


joey... THANKS!



My Pleasure Egon ....................


JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFly !

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[Edited by Joey]
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