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| gypsy |
Just a question for guys and gals. Not meant to be vulgar...just trying to find out which Stones song is sexy to you.
For the ladies:
If you were to strip for your man, which Stones song would you have playing?
For the men:
If your wife/girlfriend/whatever were to strip for you, which Stones song would you like for her to dance to? |
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| Joey |
For the men:
If your wife/girlfriend/whatever were to strip for you, which Stones song would you like for her to dance to?
Gyps.
I promised your Father that I would do my best to keep you " Off the Pole " .
Please ........... Don't let me / him down .
J. Kins !
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[Edited by Joey] |
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| Bloozehound |
easy
she should dance to
Sex Drive |
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| gypsy |
joey, don't be such a square. i refuse to shimmy down the pole because you just don't know who's cooch has just contaminated the pole w/ jankiness. i would have to run onstage before my act w/ a bucket of bleach to clean the pole...which of course, i could incorporate into my act...the whole french maid thing.
but seriously, it's just an innocent question. i just want to know what stones song is sexy to the RO members.
i could also ask "what stones song would you like to make love to?"
or, in joey's case, which stones song would you like to uncake to? |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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gypsy wrote:
For the men:
If your wife/girlfriend/whatever were to strip for you, which Stones song would you like for her to dance to?
Why Dance Little Sister. Oh wait that's not a strip song. But having said that, it might cut down on the preliminaries and save some time. Some guys have busy schedules. No but, I don't know. A good question to thing about though. Hmmmmmmmnnnnnnn. |
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| Main Offender |
Easy! She'd strip me then herself to Keith's "Wicked As It Seems". Oh yeah. |
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| gypsy |
Okay, then...let's mix it up a bit. And just feel free to answer what you want. Here are a few questions:
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
2) at your funeral?
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
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| Some Guy |
Hey Negrita! |
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| Moonisup |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
this could be the last time
2) at your funeral?
slipping away, sway, sympathy for the devil
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
I'm free
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
I'm going down
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
cocksuckers blues
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| gypsy |
Good answers, moonisup. I knew we could have fun with this. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
[quote]gypsy wrote:
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
She's A Rainbow (so I'm a sap)
2) at your funeral?
Symapathy for the Devil
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
Some Girls
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
When the whip comes down
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
Stray Cat Blues
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
If your wife/girlfriend/whatever were to strip for you, which Stones song would you like for her to dance to?
I just wanna make love to you, the Licks tour version |
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| gypsy |
Well, I suppose I should answer too.
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
Loving Cup
2) at your funeral?
Moonlight Mile
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
Coming Down Again
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
Let it Loose
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
Starfucker
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| Poplar |
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
(asuming its te reception part)
- start me up
2) at your funeral?
- winter
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
- slave
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
- can't you hear me knocking
5) dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
- bitch |
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
Just My Imagination
2) at your funeral?
Shine A Light
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
She Was Hot
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
She's So Cold
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
Fingerprint File (Just cause it has that 70's porno film music sound) |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
gypsy I wanna listen Starfucker with ya |
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| gypsy |
Thanks, Voodoo!
Great answers everybody. I wish I'd have thought mind through a bit more. There are just so many to choose from! I mean, if this were a Led Zeppelin board, it wouldn't be as difficult. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
In that case the one with "I'm gonna give you every inch of my love"
[Edited by VoodooChileInWOnderl] |
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| Main Offender |
Wedding (too late,I'm married but)- Happy
Funeral - Slipping Away
Porno - Monkey Man?????
Secretary - Sway
I forget if there were more. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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gypsy wrote:
I wish I'd have thought mind through a bit more. There are just so many to choose from!
Yeah, I thought about having Under My Thumb play during the bridal march. Just as a joke ya know. Well maybe during the reception, tip the dj, just as a joke. |
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| parmeda |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
I just wanna make love to you, the Licks tour version
Damn you, Voo...that's MY answer, lol
Yeah gypsy...without a doubt, it has to be that song 
(Been there, done that...)
And 10K...your idea about Under My Thumb, the hubby "tried" to pull it over on me. I won.
(Don't get me wrong, I love that song! But I think my parents would have had seizures.)
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
In that case the one with "I wanna give you every inch of my love"
LOL
What about "In Through The Out Door" ?
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| M.O.W.A.T. |
How about "When The Levee Breaks"? |
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| Bloozehound |
Moby Dick     |
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| LadyJane |
My "stripping" song would have to be Tumbling Dice.
One can really bump and grind to TD.
You got to roll me, baby!!
LJ. |
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| Bloozehound |
if gypsy had asked "...while giving your partner a golden shower ?"
someone coulda answered "Rain Song"  |
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| quackenbush |
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
She Smiled Sweetly
2) at your funeral?
You Gotta Move
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
Bitch
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
How Can I Stop
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
Honky Tonk Women |
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| egon |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
For the men:
If your wife/girlfriend/whatever were to strip for you, which Stones song would you like for her to dance to?
that would be ANY stones songs! |
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| egon |
1) Which Stones song would you want played at your wedding?
WHEN THE WHIP COMES DOWN - (DONT WANNA BE YOUR) SLAVE
2) at your funeral?
BACK TO ZERO
3) while your secretary is blowing you?
SECRETARY? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING...?
4) while you're making love with your spouse?
CANT YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING?
5) while you're having dirty porno sex w/ someone you don't love?
EASY; DIRTY WORK (THE WHOLE ALBUM)
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| Jumacfly |
Wedding: just my imagination
funeral: tumbling dice
sex with a secretary: had it with you
with my wife: stray cat blues (just to hear her shouting "oh yeah" on the chorus )
with a porn actress: emotional rescue, whish sounds like a porno soundtrack
ps: i advice you all to look for "sexorama", a collection of ST from 70 's porns movies! great!! |
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