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| Break The Spell |
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Jumacfly wrote:
24 cm
[Edited by Jumacfly]
Greetings Ju...may you stay Strong, Stoned & Beautiful |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Break The Spell wrote:
Greetings Ju...may you stay Strong, Stoned & Beautiful
I am, clearly, while listening to El Mocambo  |
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| Break The Spell |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
I am, clearly, while listening to El Mocambo
Great choice, that has my all time favorite versions of Around & Around, and Cracking Up. |
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| pdog |
six feet two inches tall. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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gorda wrote:
P.S. Voodoo, your wife is 5'0"? That is really short!
Where da hell did you get that? She's short but not that short she's 5' 5" |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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voodoopug wrote:
depends on if you look at her Drivers Liscence (it says 5'2),
WTF? Where's my wife's drivers license? LOL or probably you're talking about another wife? I only have one |
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| monkey_man |
9" |
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| Dick Bush |
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Joey wrote:
All the men in my family are 6'2" or taller. My dad is 6'4" and both my grandfathers were 6'5".
I have only dated men that are over 6'.
Joy:
What's your weight loss goal if you dated men over 6', you chunky guy?!? |
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| Joey |
quote:
Dick Bush wrote:
Joy:
What's your weight loss goal if you dated men over 6', you chunky guy?!?
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| Dick Bush |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Ron,
You know I know you.
And you know your tricks don't work with me!
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| Joey |
" And you know your tricks don't work with me! "
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| keefjunkie |
5"9 but im 16 so im still growing..
actually just last month i was 5"8 |
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| BlackKat |
A lot of tall men on this board. I'm 5'11" and at times wish I were smaller, like you Gorda. You can wear heels. I tower over everyone in my family when I put my pumps on. |
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| Sir Jack Regan |
6'2" |
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| Slavegirl |
I'm 5'4. It's weird cuz people say I'm tiny but my height is really quite average for a chick. That's me on the left with my roomate. I'm the brown one Love you guys
By the way Jumacfly what's up with the Bon Jovi comment??? I still wanna know! |
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| 56DeSoto |
5'4" with a 6'2" boyfriend...great for getting things down off of those high shelves! |
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| StickyFishFingers |
Well i'm bloody short - especially for a guy. I come from a long line of short people, my Grandmother on my Mum's side was 4ft 11 inches & my Mum is shorter than me. I won't say my exact height but here's a clue: i'm the exact same height & build as Angus Young. We even have the same receding hair pattern. I'm not Angus Young BTW, although sometimes I wish I were. |
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| pdog |
quote:
Slavegirl wrote:
I'm 5'4. It's weird cuz people say I'm tiny but my height is really quite average for a chick. That's me on the left with my roomate. I'm the brown one Love you guys
Your roomate kinda reminds me of the girl in American Beauty, the movie with Kevin Spacey... My wife is 5'5 and I think she is tiny... I always found women around that height the most attractive. Never dug a woman that was really tall, well only a few... |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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Slavegirl wrote:
I'm the brown one Love you guys
I wanna be your slave!! |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
It's about time someone get's around to asking the REALLY pertinent questions around here!
How tall are you?
Fuckin' BRILLIANT question!
I am 475 feet 7 3/4 inches tall.
And no, I'm no good at basketball. I can't bend down far enough to get that little ball into that tiny hoop.
I am so tall that two women can make love to me at the same time...and never meet each other.
I am so tall that I have to wear on of those blinky red lights on the top of my head to warn low flying aircraft.
I'm so tall that I use 18 wheelers as roller skates.
I'm so tall that my wife gets altitude sickness when she kisses me.
I'm so tall that Nextel pays me to wear a cell phone relay as an ear ring.
I'm so tall that I use a redwood tree as a back scratcher.
I would post a picture of myself...but a wise man once told me to never post a picture after a beautiful young woman has already done so.
Actually, the United States Army says that I am exactly 72 inches tall. That's about 469 feet and 7 3/4 inches less than previously stated. Sorry about that. I just had a buncha tall jokes I wanted to use...
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| Kilroy |
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Joey wrote:
Dude the Cat Rocks.
5 10 soaking wet |
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| keefjunkie |
quote:
Slavegirl wrote:
I'm 5'4. It's weird cuz people say I'm tiny but my height is really quite average for a chick. That's me on the left with my roomate. I'm the brown one Love you guys
By the way Jumacfly what's up with the Bon Jovi comment??? I still wanna know!
I vote to change this thread into "The Slavegirl Appreciation Thread" |
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| SLAVE |
I vote for the same.......I´m 5´5 so....I wanna be your SLAVE Slavegirl XD |
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| Slavegirl |
Awww! You guys seriously rock you made my night. |
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| Jumacfly |
quote:
Slavegirl wrote:
Awww! You guys seriously rock you made my night.
I d li,e to be your slave too!
Im the king of massage and licking  |
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| Honky Tonk Man |
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Slavegirl wrote:
Awww! You guys seriously rock you made my night.
Come to England and I'll dump my girlfreind for you. Is that an okay thing to do? I've been with her for a while. |
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| Jumacfly |
Slavegirl aren t you Eva Longoria's sister??
btw Bon Jovi is the band we love to hate! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
It's about time someone get's around to asking the REALLY pertinent questions around here!
How tall are you?
Yes, important question, but does everyone have all their own teeth?
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels] |
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| Slavegirl |
quote:
Jumacfly wrote:
Slavegirl aren t you Eva Longoria's sister??
btw Bon Jovi is the band we love to hate!
Ha! I get that all the time at work. Thank God we hate Bon Jovi. Ditto for me on that one. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Oh...as far as the original question....
Like they say I'll take the Fifth.
FIFTH AMENDMENT [U.S. Constitution] - 'No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb, nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use without just compensation.'
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