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| Fiji Joe |
This size debate is all BS...as any stud like myself will tell you...with women, unless you are freakishly small or freakishly huge....it's all about foreplay...all about foreplay...bottom line...if you push the right buttons, you'll have the skank cumming within 2 minutes of insertion...that being said...foreplay is hard work and requires way too much thinking...I recommend jerking off |
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| Joey |
" I recommend jerking off "
< ----------- Joey masturbates !
It's true little buddy . I Do !
W- W- W- W- What ?!?! .................Oh , sure ! :
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Keithfucius say
"One Size Fits All"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius! |
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| JumpingKentFlash |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
I recommend jerking off
Hahahahahahaha. Fuck Joe. That's a riot if I ever heard one. Lol. I'm shitting my pants and puking of laughter right now.
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| Fiji Joe |
It's true...the sooner men openly accept masturbation, the sooner they can get back to running the world |
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| sirmoonie |
Tug-of-war with cyclops
Peeling some chillies
Floggin' the dolphin
"The groom was not just winding his watch, Charlie...."
"Looks like its me and you again tonight, Rosie...." |
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| JumpingKentFlash |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
It's true...the sooner men openly accept masturbation, the sooner they can get back to running the world
But you know masturbation ain't half as good as humping. And I don't wanna run the world either. Jeez what a mess it would be.....
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| Child of the Moon |
quote:
VoodooChileInWOnderl wrote:
Waitaminnit, Voodoo... only you "beat" Mick? There must be some kind of a misunderstanding here... I don't think you're the only one who's had that pleasure.!
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| corgi37 |
90% of men masturbate.
10% lie. |
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| Bizarro JB |
My wee wee is big...and diamond studded...My wife purchased it at Saks...my secretray loves it...it's a huge Dolphins fan...but hates the Beatles...it is not on speaking terms with either Fiji Joe or BILL PERKS |
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| Joey |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
My wee wee is big...and diamond studded...My wife purchased it at Saks...my secretray loves it...it's a huge Dolphins fan...but hates the Beatles...it is not on speaking terms with either Fiji Joe or BILL PERKS
I will continue to have benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders ( see : rectal irritation..... )
" He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.
He's as blind as he can be,
Just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere man can you see me at all?
Nowhere man, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all 'till somebody else
Lends you a hand.
Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where he's going to,
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere man, the world is at your command.
He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his nowhere land,
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody. "
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| JumpingKentFlash |
quote:
Bizarro JB wrote:
My wee wee is big...and diamond studded...My wife purchased it at Saks...my secretray loves it...it's a huge Dolphins fan...but hates the Beatles...it is not on speaking terms with either Fiji Joe or BILL PERKS
I thought you only had a wrinkle and a half.
Sorry....... |
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| crb69 |
I never heard any complaints! Well, maybe at first but then...you know |
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