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| jb |
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FPM C10 wrote:
I was hiding under a table at Joe O's...I am afraid of Repuglicans!!!!!!
The SS told me...I looked across street but could not locate........ |
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| Joey |
" The SS told me...I looked across street but could not locate........"
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| jb |
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Joey wrote:
" The SS told me...I looked across street but could not locate........"
Sing me a song, I'm the Piano Man!!!! |
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| Joey |
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jb wrote:
Sing me a song, I'm the Piano Man!!!!
Notice the " Finger Light " on the right hand in case I " Fall Down " . |
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| FPM C10 |
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jb wrote:
The SS told me...I looked across street but could not locate........
I was cleverly disguised!
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| jb |
Yes!!!!!!!!!! |
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| nankerphelge |
Fact is, the old guy married her, whether for her boobs, her hair, or her good head...on her shoulders.
As his wife, she is legally entitled to her fair share, whatever that may be.
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Ol' Dubya gets ambushed for attempting the Brokeback Mountain look. |
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| FPM C10 |
Nobody move or the retard gits it! |
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| jb |
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nankerphelge wrote:
Fact is, the old guy married her, whether for her boobs, her hair, or her good head...on her shoulders.
As his wife, she is legally entitled to her fair share, whatever that may be.
100% correct (Ceramic Law!!!!!!!!!!) |
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| voodoopug |
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jb wrote:
100% correct (Ceramic Law!!!!!!!!!!)
sadly, if she does win the money, she will need to hire excellent people ot manage it or I can see another Mike Tyson Scenario (see becoming broke by paying a large entorage and buying exotic tigers) |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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nankerphelge wrote:
Fact is, the old guy married her, whether for her boobs, her hair, or her good head...on her shoulders.
As his wife, she is legally entitled to her fair share, whatever that may be.
My sentiments exactly. That son of his seems like a sour grapes kind of guy to me.
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| nankerphelge |
Well, in his defense, he probably thinks he is entitled the the old man's dough and some major bimbette came along and "snatched" it out of his hands!
I can see why he might be pissed.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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nankerphelge wrote:
I can see why he might be pissed.
Tuff shit for him. He ain't got no pussy, all he's got's his hand out. A guy that can acquire over a billion dollars in this life KNOWS what he wants. |
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| gorda |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Tuff shit for him. He ain't got no pussy, all he's got's his hand out. A guy that can acquire over a billion dollars in this life KNOWS what he wants.
Hmmmmmmm . . .
You guys are kidding, right?
You guys are all smarter than that?
Please tell me, you're all just messing around!
Because, that Anna Nicole is evil.
I hope they replay her life story on the E channel again, so y'all can see how evil she is.
The guy was in a wheelchair and wore Depends diapers! He was 89 years of age!
A maid being interviewed by the E channel said that Anna Nicole once gave him a Valium, even though he was under lots of other medication. This could have killed him!
Also, the maid said that another time, he tried to get in bed with her, and she refused, because he would "pee" the bed! She said this in front of everybody and humiliated the man in front of everybody.
According to the maid, she never spent any time with him. In fact, he lived in Texas, and she lived in Los Angeles.
Occassionally, she would visit him and he would take her shopping and buy her expensive jewelry!
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Subject: WEDDING NIGHT
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
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| Jumacfly |
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gorda wrote:
Hmmmmmmm . . .
You guys are kidding, right?
You guys are all smarter than that?
Please tell me, you're all just messing around!
Because, that Anna Nicole is evil.
I hope they replay her life story on the E channel again, so y'all can see how evil she is.
The guy was in a wheelchair and wore Depends diapers! He was 89 years of age!
A maid being interviewed by the E channel said that Anna Nicole once gave him a Valium, even though he was under lots of other medication. This could have killed him!
Also, the maid said that another time, he tried to get in bed with her, and she refused, because he would "pee" the bed! She said this in front of everybody and humiliated the man in front of everybody.
According to the maid, she never spent any time with him. In fact, he lived in Texas, and she lived in Los Angeles.
Occassionally, she would visit him and he would take her shopping and buy her expensive jewelry!
That's what we call a woman Gorda.
Nothing exceptionnal in her behaviour.
If you can t understand Love in diapers, go away,and say hi to Micky And Keekee... |
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| nankerphelge |
Oh I'm not kidding.
He didn't have to marry her.
He made the decision.
If she was so evil he could have chosen not to.
Or if he thought she was after his money, he could have had her sign a pre-nup.
Nope.
He married her.
Evil or not, she is entitled to some dough!!
Besides, all you women is low down gamblers, cheatin' like I don't know how...
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