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| Honky Tonk Man |
Discussing with some freinds the other night. Im sure everyone knows this, but if you decided to become a porn star, you get your name by taking your mothers surname and the name of your first pet. Pets name goes first.
WEASAL STEWART!
Hows that, huh?!! |
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| Moonisup |
oh now,
my first name will be boudewijn, that looks bad enough I think |
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| sasca |
Not SO bad. My first name would be Flash.
(I was fond of the superhero The Flash at the time.)
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| Riffhard |
If that is the way a porn star gets his/her name,I'll have none of it. My name would be Peaches Napier! Sounds like I'd be doing alot gay greek porn with a name like that,and I'm all man baby! I guess my second career plans have just been altered.
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| Honky Tonk Man |
Peaches Napier!
FANTASTIC!
Alex |
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| stonedinaustralia |
"Sox" Newman for mine |
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| stewed & Keefed |
Rommel Titus. I like the sound of that. |
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| Scottfree |
Kingcoil |
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| Riffhard |
Well my Oz friend that could be trouble for you as well. Sox kinda sounds like Sux and could easily be construed as some pink triangle code speak. I'd consider a different career path or rename your pet! 
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
I'd consider a different career path or rename your pet!
good idea riff - i think i'll call him "Big Dick" (smiley face winking back at ya!!) |
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| voodoopug |
I would be Butch Ellison...sounds like another gay porn name! |
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| egon |
joepie janse |
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| Moonisup |
Great egon great one!!!
You'll score with that one!!
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| Strange_Stray_Cat |
who the fuck is joepie janse? |
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| LadyJane |
How's Goldie Smith for ya?
Isn't there already a porn actress by that name????
This thread is hilarious. Somehow it's much funnier with the guys!! "Peaches Napier" and "Butch Ellison". Hilarious!!
ROTFL
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| TT |
Teddy Westphal.
Wasn´t that a Senator from Oklahoma;-) |
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| Highwire Rob |
Cowslip Ansty
 No way man! That sounds horrid. Look, I had a pet hamster when I was twelve, and it was around the time of the Watershipdown movie!! (That's my excuse).
Like most men, I've done a lot of thinking on this topic and I always wanted the name, "Das Booty" --You know sort of a Germanic slant with play on another movie title. Well, maybe an all male German U-boat movie isn't such a good idea either!
How about George's idea from Seinfeld: "Buck Naked." |
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| exile |
Duke Davidson
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| Fiji Joe |
My porn name...This one maybe only the lawyers on the board will get:
Rit Mandamus
Yeah, I know it sounds like gay porn, but, it's all I can come up with...
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| souldoggie |
Ruby Rhinehart.
I guess look for me on "Chicks Gone Wild Vol.34" |
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| Miss U. |
My first name would be Tiffany. |
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| Boomhauer |
You guys ever heard that song "Porno Star" by Buckcherry?
I think musically it's a rockin' song, but the lyrics are stupid. For example:
Don't you know we F#$k for money, I'm a big di$k, motherf##king, PORNO STAR!!! |
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| steel driving hammer |
stud driving muffin...
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| luxury1 |
Shotzie Henderson.
Oh christ, I sound like a big fat German she-man. |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Pepper Brennan.
Sounds like some sort of South End hooker. |
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| Nellcote |
Fer chrissakes Izzy, get it right will ya?
IT'S PRONOUNCED HOOKAH!
If ya gonna live heah, talk like it!
Or, go back to the beltway with ya stinkin 'Skins! |
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| Boomhauer |
I dunno. Seems like porn stars don't so that kind of stuff anymore. Ya know, the funny names.
I mean, I've heard. |
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| littleredrooster |
Bustah Hymen |
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| Boomhauer |
Well, OK, that's pretty good.
I just thought of some dumb ones:
Hugh G. Reckshun
Cliten Moore
Ima Cummings
Big Burrito Bob
Magic Johnson
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilara
Little Jimmy Wackenheimer
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| Scot Rocks |
Hey Luxury, Henderson is a good name i can tell ya, lol!!!
mine would sound far too stupid, as well i don't have a pet and my mum's family name is MacDonald, doesn't sound too much like porn material, I need to think about this one lol, this is good stuff!!!!I know there are gonna be a lot of funny shit in this thread!
Cheers
Mark
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