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nankerphelge |
Oh I like it!
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TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Oh man oh man...
Brian Jones, porn-o-lized: Jack Jizzpump.
Mick Taylor: Nikki Nutz.
Bill Wyman: Tony Tongue.
Ian Stuart: Jerry Jerksalot.
Ronnie Wood: Sly Steeldong.
Charlie Watts: Mike Meatmeister.
Keith Richards: Barry Blowme.
And... drumroll please....
Mick Jagger: BILLY BUTTLOVE.
Now tell me that ain't true, Ronnie!
And now I'll do mine.
*Xyzzy 'does his'*
Oh dear God.
I didn't want to know mine.
I don't think I'm going to tell you mine.
It's very wrong.
I'm rather paranoid of giving these things my real name, so I used an old nickname of mine and came up with...
"Woody Wanker".
Luckily, my real name (after that I figured anything was better than being "Woody Wanker" on a Rolling Stones board, even telling the thing my real name) came up as "Homer Hardon".
-tSYX --- Billy's very open for offers... I wouldn't say 'up for grabs', just open for offers... |
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Hooked |
Well, SavageY, Keith and I are the same with Barry Blowme.
I always felt he and i were kin.
So there. Lick that, Ronnie! |
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Bluzian |
You guys fucking crack me up every fucking day!! *LOLOL*
My Pornalizer name is "Hoss Hardcore"!
My pet/mothers maidenname handle would be: Muffin Higgins.
now THAT sounds gross!!
Cheers.. hehe
Ian |
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magicwoman |
Then my first name would be Bono hehehehehe |
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Sir Stonesalot |
My pet/mother's maiden name porn name would be....Tramp George.
WTF? |
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nankerphelge |
Try "Penuche Berard"!!!
Sounds more like I should be breaking legs in Vegas!! |
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gypsy |
Hate to burst your bubble there, nanky; but your porn name sounds totally gay. |
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nankerphelge |
Okay then, hanging mauve curtains in Vegas...
[Edited by nankerphelge] |
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sasca |
Pet-street: Flash Ringwood. |
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telecaster |
Chunk Beefslab |
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Sir Stonesalot |
OMG!
Tele, was your mom's maiden name really Beefslab? She musta had a hell of a time getting a date for the Prom.
And who names a pet Chunk? |
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telecaster |
quote: Sir Stonesalot wrote:
OMG!
Tele, was your mom's maiden name really Beefslab? She musta had a hell of a time getting a date for the Prom.
And who names a pet Chunk?
Ok, ok, I made it up with wishfull thinking.
As for Mom, Sinatra (the man in my Avatar) hit on
her back in the day so I am sure she was a dish
Saw The Stones last night, on fire, fucking fire. |
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magicwoman |
Bono tjabringa would be my name then hehehe |
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Zeeta |
Percy May, thats bad! |
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Gazza |
I think one of the first dogs we ever had was called "Toss"
Dunno about elsewhere but in the UK, "toss" means to er... jerk off...
Ideal porn star name i guess |
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MarthaMyDear |
One of the first dogs my parents had was named Auggie and that REALLY actually sounds like a porn star's name (though male, probably?!?!?!)!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P But, my porn star name would be Baby Ingram, I think, which DOES sound like a porn star's name... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I like that, actually... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P Baby being my cat... ROCK ON!!!
*** Martha *** |
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Sir Stonesalot |
So you are saying you named your pussy "baby"? |
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Factory Girl |
Martha, My Dear-I love your avatar! |
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MarthaMyDear |
SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN ON THE VIAGRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! I'M JUST KIDDING!!! HA!!! HA!!! lol....................................................
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P JESUS H., that statement threw me off-guard!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I had to go and sleep and fricking come back to this thread and think about how to tread lightly upon that, I guess (?!?!?!)... ?!?!?!... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Anyways, thank you, FG!!!
That is Marilyn, of course, in How To Marry A Millionaire with Jane Russell and in that scene, she's saying, "I just love finding new places to wear diamonds!!!"!!! lol........................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P OOPS!!! Actually, it's Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!!! I always get those two mixed-up, etc., but she's EXTREMELY funny in How To Marry A Millionaire with Betty Grable and Lauren Bacall...
Anyways, I found this REALLY cool site where you can buy jewelry like the old Hollywood stars wore in their movies, etc., including Marilyn, and here's the link to it:
http://store.yahoo.com/thehollywoodcollection/
I'm probably going to get Marilyn's Eternity Ring, etc., after awhile, but not for quite awhile, I think... I have to save and pay-off some bills right now, etc....
Anyways, enjoy it and TAKE CARE!!! ROCK ON!!!
*** Martha ***
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Sir Stonesalot |
Uhhhhhhh...MMD, I was talking about your cat.
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MarthaMyDear |
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
AND, IF I AM THE ONE WITH THE DIRTY MIND, SO BE IT!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS lol................................ :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P It just tells me that I am a woman and I am ALIVE and I LOVE SEX, so BE IT, BABY!!! YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDELAY!!! ANDELAY!!! ANDELAY!!! AREBAH!!! AREBAH!!! AREBAH!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE CARE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! lol.................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
PEACE!!!
*** Martha *** |
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Sir Stonesalot |
OMG!
You love SEX?
I'm shocked.
Not. |
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MarthaMyDear |
Only with the right person, though... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I've had bad sex before and you're better off being celebate... Well... Can we change the subject??? HA!!! HA!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P HE!!! HE!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ROCK ON!!! lol................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
*** Martha *** |
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Boomhauer |
I'm Nolan Nastee, baby!!!!
SEX, and SEX, and Sex, and Sex.....look at me.....
SEX!!!!!!!!!! |