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Topic: Your Porn Star Name! Return to archive Page: 1 2 3
01-21-03 09:58 PM
nankerphelge Oh I like it!

01-21-03 10:19 PM
TheSavageYoungXyzzy Oh man oh man...

Brian Jones, porn-o-lized: Jack Jizzpump.
Mick Taylor: Nikki Nutz.
Bill Wyman: Tony Tongue.
Ian Stuart: Jerry Jerksalot.
Ronnie Wood: Sly Steeldong.
Charlie Watts: Mike Meatmeister.
Keith Richards: Barry Blowme.

And... drumroll please....

Mick Jagger: BILLY BUTTLOVE.

Now tell me that ain't true, Ronnie!

And now I'll do mine.

*Xyzzy 'does his'*

Oh dear God.

I didn't want to know mine.

I don't think I'm going to tell you mine.

It's very wrong.

I'm rather paranoid of giving these things my real name, so I used an old nickname of mine and came up with...

"Woody Wanker".

Luckily, my real name (after that I figured anything was better than being "Woody Wanker" on a Rolling Stones board, even telling the thing my real name) came up as "Homer Hardon".

-tSYX --- Billy's very open for offers... I wouldn't say 'up for grabs', just open for offers...
01-21-03 10:37 PM
Hooked Well, SavageY, Keith and I are the same with Barry Blowme.

I always felt he and i were kin.

So there. Lick that, Ronnie!
01-22-03 12:51 AM
Bluzian You guys fucking crack me up every fucking day!! *LOLOL*

My Pornalizer name is "Hoss Hardcore"!

My pet/mothers maidenname handle would be: Muffin Higgins.
now THAT sounds gross!!

Cheers.. hehe

Ian
01-22-03 08:34 AM
magicwoman Then my first name would be Bono hehehehehe
01-22-03 09:43 AM
Sir Stonesalot My pet/mother's maiden name porn name would be....Tramp George.

WTF?
01-22-03 09:49 AM
nankerphelge Try "Penuche Berard"!!!

Sounds more like I should be breaking legs in Vegas!!
01-22-03 09:55 AM
gypsy Hate to burst your bubble there, nanky; but your porn name sounds totally gay.
01-22-03 09:56 AM
nankerphelge Okay then, hanging mauve curtains in Vegas...
[Edited by nankerphelge]
01-22-03 05:16 PM
sasca Pet-street: Flash Ringwood.
01-22-03 05:17 PM
telecaster Chunk Beefslab
01-22-03 07:49 PM
Sir Stonesalot OMG!

Tele, was your mom's maiden name really Beefslab? She musta had a hell of a time getting a date for the Prom.

And who names a pet Chunk?
01-22-03 08:55 PM
telecaster
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
OMG!

Tele, was your mom's maiden name really Beefslab? She musta had a hell of a time getting a date for the Prom.

And who names a pet Chunk?



Ok, ok, I made it up with wishfull thinking.

As for Mom, Sinatra (the man in my Avatar) hit on
her back in the day so I am sure she was a dish

Saw The Stones last night, on fire, fucking fire.
01-24-03 07:30 AM
magicwoman Bono tjabringa would be my name then hehehe
01-24-03 10:24 AM
Zeeta Percy May, thats bad!
01-24-03 07:45 PM
Gazza I think one of the first dogs we ever had was called "Toss"

Dunno about elsewhere but in the UK, "toss" means to er... jerk off...

Ideal porn star name i guess
01-24-03 10:21 PM
MarthaMyDear One of the first dogs my parents had was named Auggie and that REALLY actually sounds like a porn star's name (though male, probably?!?!?!)!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P But, my porn star name would be Baby Ingram, I think, which DOES sound like a porn star's name... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I like that, actually... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P Baby being my cat... ROCK ON!!!

*** Martha ***
01-25-03 02:13 PM
Sir Stonesalot So you are saying you named your pussy "baby"?
01-25-03 04:11 PM
Factory Girl Martha, My Dear-I love your avatar!
01-25-03 11:56 PM
MarthaMyDear SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN ON THE VIAGRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! I'M JUST KIDDING!!! HA!!! HA!!! lol....................................................
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P JESUS H., that statement threw me off-guard!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I had to go and sleep and fricking come back to this thread and think about how to tread lightly upon that, I guess (?!?!?!)... ?!?!?!... ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Anyways, thank you, FG!!!
That is Marilyn, of course, in How To Marry A Millionaire with Jane Russell and in that scene, she's saying, "I just love finding new places to wear diamonds!!!"!!! lol........................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P OOPS!!! Actually, it's Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!!! I always get those two mixed-up, etc., but she's EXTREMELY funny in How To Marry A Millionaire with Betty Grable and Lauren Bacall...

Anyways, I found this REALLY cool site where you can buy jewelry like the old Hollywood stars wore in their movies, etc., including Marilyn, and here's the link to it:

http://store.yahoo.com/thehollywoodcollection/

I'm probably going to get Marilyn's Eternity Ring, etc., after awhile, but not for quite awhile, I think... I have to save and pay-off some bills right now, etc....

Anyways, enjoy it and TAKE CARE!!! ROCK ON!!!

*** Martha ***
[Edited by MarthaMyDear]
01-26-03 12:05 AM
Sir Stonesalot Uhhhhhhh...MMD, I was talking about your cat.

01-26-03 12:28 AM
MarthaMyDear I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
AND, IF I AM THE ONE WITH THE DIRTY MIND, SO BE IT!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS lol................................ :P
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P It just tells me that I am a woman and I am ALIVE and I LOVE SEX, so BE IT, BABY!!! YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDELAY!!! ANDELAY!!! ANDELAY!!! AREBAH!!! AREBAH!!! AREBAH!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE CARE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! lol.................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
PEACE!!!

*** Martha ***
01-26-03 12:41 AM
Sir Stonesalot OMG!

You love SEX?

I'm shocked.

Not.
01-26-03 01:27 AM
MarthaMyDear Only with the right person, though... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I've had bad sex before and you're better off being celebate... Well... Can we change the subject??? HA!!! HA!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! HE!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P HE!!! HE!!! ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P ROCK ON!!! lol................... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

*** Martha ***
01-26-03 01:29 AM
Boomhauer I'm Nolan Nastee, baby!!!!


SEX, and SEX, and Sex, and Sex.....look at me.....


SEX!!!!!!!!!!
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