| 21st December 2006 10:36 AM |
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| 21st December 2006 10:40 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
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egon wrote:
LOL....I forgot which thread it was in....thanks for posting it again! And thank you so much, Egon...I shall wear it proudly! 
[Edited by GotToRollMe] |
| 21st December 2006 01:01 PM |
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| Dan |
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SheRat wrote:
howe does the atheist santa freak thing work?
Just the usual tons of decorations and buying into the massive consumerism and all that. But being a total athiest. |
| 21st December 2006 01:31 PM |
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| Highwire Rob |
What about bedroom adventure gear? Wouldn't that be a hit with the ladies? You know... that Liberator furniture thingy that you can put together like a Rubic's couch in oh so many positions?
Just a Christmas gift-giving thought...
--Highwire Rob.
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| 21st December 2006 02:16 PM |
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| rasputin56 |
Just so I have this straight, Dick In A Box is not a good idea? |
| 21st December 2006 02:53 PM |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
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rasputin56 wrote:
Just so I have this straight, Dick In A Box is not a good idea?
Lets put it this way..It's all in the presentation.. |
| 21st December 2006 03:14 PM |
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| rasputin56 |
Speaking of Christmas tips...
http://www.slate.com/id/2155745/?nav=tap3 |
| 21st December 2006 03:15 PM |
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| Bitch |
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rasputin56 wrote:
Just so I have this straight, Dick In A Box is not a good idea?
Is that something like a Jack in the Box?
Sorry, but after the initial thrill, there is still no lasting gift that we can show off to our friends. Oh look what bf gave me? Isnt that adoreable?
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| 21st December 2006 03:19 PM |
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| Joey |
" Lets put it this way..It's all in the presentation.."
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| 21st December 2006 03:30 PM |
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| SheRat |
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SweetVirginia wrote:
French girls they want Cartier,
Italian girls want cars....
honestly? For YEARS (and I mean, up until recently), I thought he was saying "Italian girls want balls..."
as half-dago myself, I was like, hell, yeah! |
| 21st December 2006 03:35 PM |
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| Joey |
" At this point shes already happy."
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| 22nd December 2006 06:26 AM |
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| SweetVirginia |
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SheRat wrote:
honestly? For YEARS (and I mean, up until recently), I thought he was saying "Italian girls want balls..."
You would! LOL
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| 22nd December 2006 09:06 AM |
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| GotToRollMe |
It's a known fact: Italian-Irish girls are the hottest...and the smartest...and have the best taste in music too! A lethal and lovely combination, to be sure. 
[Edited by GotToRollMe] |
| 22nd December 2006 09:37 AM |
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| Bitch |
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GotToRollMe wrote:
It's a known fact: Italian-Irish girls are the hottest...
GTRM let me guess, thats what you are right?
I thought Brazilian and Latin chicks are the hottest in the world, thats what I've heard men say....remember the Puerto Rican girls who were just dying to meet MICK/KEEF? They mess and fooling around? I think MICK knows what he's talking about here, lol. |
| 22nd December 2006 09:40 AM |
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| egon |
Was beer mentioned yet?
Beer's a good gift. It's cheap & starts parties.
Yeah, Go with a case of beer.
No need to wrap it, cos it's already in a nice carton. |
| 22nd December 2006 02:48 PM |
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| Dick Bush |
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Stones Security wrote:
Nothing says Happy Holidays like a nice vacuum cleaner!
Why did the woman cross the road?
(Hey! Who let her out of the kitchen???!!!)
Buddy,
You'r completely wrong on that.
http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MjkzMnw1OQ%3D%3D |
| 22nd December 2006 04:44 PM |
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| Bitch |
No-no to kitchen appliances, vacuum cleaners, or beer! |
| 22nd December 2006 04:46 PM |
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| GotToRollMe |
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Bitch wrote:
GTRM let me guess, thats what you are right?
Whatever gave you that idea? 
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| 22nd December 2006 05:12 PM |
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| pdog |
My wife loves jewelry... Diamonds for sure!
I don't know why, but it's just the way it is...
The only jewelry I ever wore was an iron cross on a leather rope around my neck and some earings when i was much younger...
i got my wife a bunch of little gifts.... I've gotten her so much jewelery, you think she wants more? LOL! |
| 24th December 2006 02:08 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
About 20 years ago my uncle bought my aunt a chain saw for Christmas. They had a big wood furnace in the basement at the time. Anyway she didn't appreciate it all. And it was a nice chain saw too. They've since divorced. |
| 24th December 2006 02:15 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
>Fourth tip: Buy a special card, NOT a boxed card<
Awww, WTF who's going to know the difference? |
| 24th December 2006 02:33 PM |
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| gypsy |
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Bitch wrote:
First tip: Do NOT give money. Its a lazy, thoughtless gift. We dont like getting money, even if we can use it, because it will just go towards bills and theres no lasting gift.
Please don't heed this advice. There's nothing better than receiving cold hard cash. |
| 24th December 2006 02:34 PM |
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| gypsy |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
>Fourth tip: Buy a special card, NOT a boxed card<
Awww, WTF who's going to know the difference?
Exactly. I also find that the card usually ends up immediately in the trash, after I've shaken it to see if any $100 bills will fall out of it. |
| 25th December 2006 12:48 AM |
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| LastChild |
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gypsy wrote:
Please don't heed this advice. There's nothing better than receiving cold hard cash.
actually, a little note saying theres a direct deposite into my account would be even better. |
| 25th December 2006 01:09 PM |
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| Bitch |
Merry Christmas. Guess what bf gave me for Christmas, you gotta love this, its so ironic!
$1000 in Cash, and no card!
Am I going to go out and buy myself a bracelet or a watch?
No!
Am I complaining? No!
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| 26th December 2006 03:08 PM |
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| gypsy |
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LastChild wrote:
actually, a little note saying theres a direct deposite into my account would be even better.
Yes. But how sexy can one look whilst lying naked atop a pile of deposit slips? |
| 26th December 2006 04:16 PM |
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| Scottfree |
Brazillian (Hollywood) Wax.....Nuff said.... |
| 26th December 2006 11:13 PM |
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| Joey |
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gypsy wrote:
Yes. But how sexy can one look whilst lying naked atop a pile of deposit slips?
Your young Joey looks Damn GOOD whilst lying naked atop a pile of Deposit Slips . 
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