| November 29th, 2005 01:38 PM |
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| voodoopug |
I just spoke with JB and feel i must inform all of you that he has been humiliated yet again:
The Madison Hotel in Memphis phoned his wife to tell her that Josh's room will not be available to check into until near 6PM. When the manager was questioned as to why this is allowed to occur, management informed him that because a basketball team is using the suite, he must wait. They then offered him a chair in the lobby and a tray of cheese and crackers. He was not sure if it was kosher or not!
Sadly, many of us will be enjoying Memphis while Josh and young Jordan sit in the lobby of the second best hotel in memphis holding a block of cheese and some stale crackers while holding on to their luggage. I fear Josh may have to resort to sleeping in my car, but he must finish his cheese first as I cannot expect him to not smear cheese on my fine leather seats!
Josh, his family, and the better part of south florida have been humbled and humiliated by this turn of events! |
| November 29th, 2005 01:41 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
WHO'S JB? |
| November 29th, 2005 01:41 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
WHO'S JB? |
| November 29th, 2005 01:44 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
WHO'S JB?
sadly, he is an enemy of yours, but I shall never allow that to get between our bond as loyal pug owners. HOw are your two little guys, preparing for Santa Dog? I trust you will shower them with appropriate gifts? |
| November 29th, 2005 01:55 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
sadly, he is an enemy of yours, but I shall never allow that to get between our bond as loyal pug owners. HOw are your two little guys, preparing for Santa Dog? I trust you will shower them with appropriate gifts?
VP-MY PUGS ARE AWESOME AND IF EVER GET MY SCANNER TO WORK I'LL POST THE LIL MEN.THEY SHALL BE SPOILED SENSELESS THIS XMAS..HOW ARE YOURS? |
| November 29th, 2005 02:06 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
VP-MY PUGS ARE AWESOME AND IF EVER GET MY SCANNER TO WORK I'LL POST THE LIL MEN.THEY SHALL BE SPOILED SENSELESS THIS XMAS..HOW ARE YOURS?
the little guys are doing great, i installed some steps so that they can jump in and out of our bed without risking damage to their hips. With my basement just recently finished, they have been having a blast waiting for the air hockey pucks to fly off the table and then they pounce on them.
I wish you and your pugs a wonderful holiday season together! |
| November 29th, 2005 02:07 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
jb is a fine upstanding poster that suffers from flank pain and the condition known as microballs.
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| November 29th, 2005 02:49 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
jb is a fine upstanding poster that suffers from flank pain and the condition known as microballs.
Nanky ?!?!
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| November 29th, 2005 02:53 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Nanky ?!?!
once proud joey act so humble
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| November 29th, 2005 02:56 PM |
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| Jaxx |
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pavlovs dog wrote:
YES, as a newbie I would appreciate it if someone would let me know who this JB is?
It is disconcerting to not be in the know
i can't tell you how refreshing this is. a newbie with no knowledge of josh! ignorance is bliss, my friend! |
| November 29th, 2005 03:07 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Jaxx wrote:
i can't tell you how refreshing this is. a newbie with no knowledge of josh! ignorance is bliss, my friend!
i was definitely caught off gaurd...i thought the entire board knew of Josh and his various ailments. I hope your Thanksgiving was great Jaxx and that the 20 song setlist was not too short to enjoy! |
| November 29th, 2005 03:25 PM |
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| Jumping Jack |
Perhaps he can go fishing in the mighty Mississippi for the afternoon and come back with some tasty catfish for his friends to feast upon in true Memphis style! |
| November 29th, 2005 03:29 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
Perhaps he can go fishing in the mighty Mississippi for the afternoon and come back with some tasty catfish for his friends to feast upon in true Memphis style!
I think we all remember my fish "problem" seeing as though we are having dinner together, i have asked that all mention of fish (and/or crustaceans) be eliminated while in Tennessee |
| November 29th, 2005 03:36 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
Perhaps he can go fishing in the mighty Mississippi for the afternoon and come back with some tasty catfish for his friends to feast upon in true Memphis style!
Funny !!!!
www.iorr.org
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[Edited by Joey] |
| November 29th, 2005 03:38 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Funny !!!!
www.iorr.org
not funny...I FEAR FISH |
| November 29th, 2005 03:54 PM |
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| GimmeExile |
quote:
BILL PERKS wrote:
WHO'S JB?
In my book, there is only one JB:
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| November 29th, 2005 03:56 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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GimmeExile wrote:
In my book, there is only one JB:
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| November 29th, 2005 03:58 PM |
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| kath |
oh poor josh...the horror...the horror!!!!
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| November 29th, 2005 04:00 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
oh poor josh...the horror...the horror!!!!
HI KATH!!!
for my baby joey:
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| November 29th, 2005 04:01 PM |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
GimmeExile wrote:
"In my book, there's only one JB."
What about the Godfather of Soul?
And who's that middle-aged white guy? JB Souther? |
| November 29th, 2005 05:07 PM |
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| kath |
hello my dear vdp....
please extend my warmest wishes to jb. |
| November 29th, 2005 05:16 PM |
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| Joey |
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Maxlugar wrote:
Uh oh. My Stonesy-sense is tingling....
I have an overwhelming feeling of dread, embarrassment and heavy scrotal shrinkage here....
The silence following a Lugar post in the year 2005 is often long and uncomfortable. People have just stopped caring. Even the crickets have found better things to do.
The Joey , Slayin' em online since 1999 .
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| November 29th, 2005 05:22 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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kath wrote:
hello my dear vdp....
please extend my warmest wishes to jb.
we shall have dinner together before the Memphis show. He will have his young son (who idolizes young Jake Cohl!!!) and I will have my father with me. You will be mentioned and toasted. |
| November 29th, 2005 05:27 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
THEMS BABA BOOEYS CHOPPERS |
| November 29th, 2005 11:00 PM |
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| PeerQueer |
JB is a figment of his own imagination...he plays the imp in here to the tee.
Joey, well, sad to say, is the first confirmed case of a male suffering from female penis envy...
Together they are the Batman and Robin of our most sinister erotic dreams...
All that kosher leather...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| November 29th, 2005 11:40 PM |
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| glencar |
Sweet dreams? |
| November 30th, 2005 09:24 AM |
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| Joey |
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PeerQueer wrote:
JB is a figment of his own imagination...he plays the imp in here to the tee.
Joey, well, sad to say, is the first confirmed case of a male suffering from female penis envy...
Together they are the Batman and Robin of our most sinister erotic dreams...
All that kosher leather...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Look .................... P.Q. :
ASS !!!!
**** Sniff ***
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| November 30th, 2005 09:31 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
I miss jb and hope he and his family are ok.
I consider Joey, JB and Puggy like my uncles! |
| November 30th, 2005 09:50 AM |
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| Jumping Jack |
Joey is also known as Uncle Ernie in some circles, LOL!!!
Fiddle About |
| November 30th, 2005 09:55 AM |
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| Jumacfly |
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Jumping Jack wrote:
Joey is also known as Uncle Ernie in some circles, LOL!!!
Ernie Ball??? |
