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| Maxlugar |
...and I�m far from bored.
...The Stones are cranked LOUD.
...and I�m drunk out of my gourd.
-- Maxlugar 11/22/02.
Thanks.
My Stonesilicious kin, The Drive has externalized. It took control of me the way that guy in altered States was taken over as he walked down the hall smashing himself against the wall. I�d be normal then I�d have Stones Tongue logos all over me. Only I was bashing myself against the way when I looked normal.
YES!
Friends, The Stones are my life. Without them I look like a bag of fall leaves at the curb. But the bag has opened and most of the leaves have blown away. A floppy, limp, sad excuse for a man. The sound track to my life would be gone. I�d be left a pathetic loser unable to keep any semblance of a commitment to myself. Thank God it hasn�t happened yet.
ROCK IT!
Fuckers, I�ve been playing quite a bitski of out little band tonight. It�s Only Rock and Roll was first up. If anyone ever tells me again that the Ronnie Wood Stones were more filthy than the Mick Taylor era stones Ima gonna hava point them to Dance Little Sister. Holy friggin� moly does that one cook cook the cook cook! FILTHY SOLO!! Micky T., Maxy loves you.
Oh my God, Poem alter�GO!
Mick taylor, why? By Maxlugar.
Maxy low
Maxy High
Look at Maxy in the sky
Mick T
He don�t see me.
He left the Stones
A fool was he.
Thanks.
Anyway, the St. Pauli Girls left over from last weekends baby shower are going down like Brianna Banks on Jenna Jameson�s labia. Mmmmmmm smooth.
Shit guys, the music is all encompassing! The Subterranean Tavern and Casa De Maxy is more Mudd Club than basement at this point. It is a cruel God that lets us do this but two days out of seven. My oh why do NONE of you live on my block? Just give me one Nanky or Sir Stonesy or AZQB and I�d go to church every day Lord. Even Scope, who lives about 15 minutes away doesn�t come rock with me. I�ve made enemies, I know. But I will put it right I swear!
FYI, Mick Jagger is a cave man unfrozen in 1961 for our benefit. His primal howl makes the little hairs on my shoulders tingle. Friggin� hell, listen to those �Ow��s during the break on Midnight Rambler off Brussels for God sakes! If that, and the crowds response, do not get your blood fizzing than you are a freak! You fucking freak! FIZZLE DAMN IT!!!
I�d just like to say, as this year crawls to a close, that I�ve never been more happy with this current crew of Posters and web masters in my entire online life. What a bunch. Even the people who hate me I�ve enjoyed debating stuff with. I may be a republican but that doesn�t mean I don�t have a big heart. I love you guys. I was thinking the other day as I was walking through Times Square that even when we are surrounded by shit loads of people all the time that we can sometimes feel so alone. I have never felt so at home with a bunch of people in my entire life. I�m pretty sure you people feel more a gang to me than my gang back in my teens. You guys get it. You REALLY get it!! FUCK YEAH ! Rock my ever lovin� ass off. Ronnie!!! Ya know, that kind of thing.
Friends if you get a chance this weekend, just play It�s Only Rock and Roll off Love You Live real loud. This is the stuff off legend. The last minute or say lifts little. Lithe Maxy off the ground and caresses his thin, worn out end of the week soul.
Until...
I�m a whole again...
So you sick fuckers.
Remember:
On Friday Nights all you are truly obligated to do is Sit, Sip and Salivate.
Sit, Sip and Salivate. Maxy? Salivate to what?
Salivate to the great music and greatest band that was ever put on this miserable fucking orb.
The Rolling Stones.
Good night everybody.
Maxlugar
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| Dan |
Im on Pacific time but I'm gettin there. |
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| nankerphelge |
St. Paulis -- yes I knew it!
Glad your brush with behavior is over!
Welcome home!
I am going to go adjust my head since I am behind.
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
I'm on Central Time and I live there!!  Great fucking post Max!
I heard that after seeing me at Yotis you attended a voluntary 56-days substance abuse program at The Meadows Clinic in Arizona! Glad you didn't do it!
[Edited by VoodooChileInWOnderl] |
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| ~AzQb |
Salivate to the great music and greatest band that was ever put on this miserable fucking orb.
The Rolling Stones.
Good night everybody.
Maxlugar
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YupperPupper!
THIS is the dreams HeavyHitter is MAdE for. Maxy in. Maxy do. Maxy not worry. Maxy Heavy!
After this BleedinBloominLongAwaitedAnticipated
Friday Night Post,
i wish the leg hump
had been a righteous kiss! RoTbFl!
Casa de Maxy!
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Aww, Maxy, I thought you could make it, really, I did...
...and I've got a bridge in the desert that I could sell ya, too.
Just be good in public and reserve Friday nights as your HiFi Night De MaxLugar von ExXxonSupreme. Your family and extended relations will adore you... and every week you'll go down into your cavern and rejuvinate your lifeblood. It'll be like your own personal version of Keith's Switzerland*.
No more Noltes in public! Be good!
-tSYX --- I can't get no...
* - Yes! I know! I know! Doncha bother me... |
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| Child of the Moon |
Maxy, I don't know why or how I ever lost faith in you. This post reminded me of just how great you are. Be real, my friend. Dirty Work loves you. |
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| parmeda |
Max...I'll still send ya that bottle of Mezcal, lol. I meant what I said earlier today.
BTW...some of us secretly had "a pool" running on your ass. Guess who won?
(pst...Max, I think it's time you changed your signature line hon...) |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
We are here Maxy. We will always be here for you.
AA in reverse.
Fuck Yup.
My turn next Friday. |
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| parmeda |
OMG SS...are you going to stop for a week as well and torment your friends, only to cave in like our Maxy?
Let the games begin! |
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| scope |
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Scope
Scope Who?
Scopeeeeeeee
Looking to party at The Subterranean Tavern and Casa De Maxy
But woe is me. No one is answering. So here I sit, alone, in the dark, with IORR playing and another beer in hand. Won't anyone come out andplay? |
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| Nasty Habits |
You fought the good fight, Max.
I blame myself.
Surely, knowing all that hard drinking sad livin country musics was comin' your way made you fall off the wagon.
Sorry.
Me? I am SOOOOOOOOO wishing that my little community wasn't "dry" at the moment.
Not dry as in not selling liquor.
Dry as in the other kind of not selling dry.
I wish I was a hot internet female Stones poster so Joey would leave a little gift in my underwear drawer.
Talk about a long week.
Seven days and counting.
Oh, my achin' clear head.
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| Maxlugar |
I was my own personal country music tune last Friday Night, Nas-tay!
There's a demon in me......... |
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| nankerphelge |
That's not a demon. It's a playmate!
Don't leave him hangin'!! |
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| Maxlugar |
That's a damn fine way of lookin' at it pardner! |
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| nankerphelge |
Well, I fought my own for years until I figured out he was more fun than me!!! |
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| Maxlugar |
You're a God damned Psycho.
But you're our Nanky!
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| nankerphelge |
Psycho has such a stigma.
I just think of it as it's never too late to have a happy childhood!!
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| Joey |
" Psycho has such a stigma.
I just think of it as it's never too late to have a happy childhood!! "
Nanky , would you like some Blow ???????
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!
Blow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J. Fly
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| steel driving hammer |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
We are here Maxy. We will always be here for you.
AA in reverse.
Fuck Yup.
My turn next Friday.
God Damm that was good!
"AA in reverse!"
How about the "AA in reverse combination boogie!"
Thought I hoid hoid the pevine whistle blow! |
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| nankerphelge |
No Joey -- no blow for me thanks. Stuff makes me violent! Man's gotta know his limitations.
And I think we should call it "Alcoholics Unanimous" -- I think we can all agree that we drink entirely too much!! |
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| Maxlugar |
I don't.
Clean and Sober 3 days baby!
I feel so good. |
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| nankerphelge |
Thanksgiving is two days away.
Lotsa food.
Football.
You'll Nolte face down in the mashed potatos!!
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| sirmoonie |
I like that Demon vs. Playmate dichotomy.
Requires further ponderization. Very existential. Enlightening in a quasi-atavistic way. Ying and yang, heaven and hell type sitch. The two faces of man.
Is the beer half full or half empty?
If you pitch Nolt in the woods and no one is around to see it, are you still drunk? |
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| Maxlugar |
Last Friday Night, when I was in full Nolte, I banged my head on a shelf. Hurt like a mother fucker! But I couldn't help thinking that I had achieved a full Busey while being Noltied. A Busey Nolt, if you will.
You don't want to Busey Nolt. Trust me.
Next time I'm wearing a helmet.
And now.....
This:
Ma-ma MAXY! |
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| sirmoonie |
How about the REM dweeb Peter Buck? Pulling an Air-Nolt and then saying it wasn't his fault.
Real men take responsibility for their own Air-Nolts. |
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| nankerphelge |
Hey I wonder what Joey did with his helmet?
No, not the purple one -- we know what he did with that.
I mean his Tardrite 2000 with the matching drool cup... |
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| Maxlugar |
Tardrite?
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT!!!!!! |
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| nankerphelge |
Tardrite is a trade name for an extremely resilient composite material developed in the early 1990s by scientists at NASA as part of the shuttle program. Although the exact composition is secret, it is believed to be Kevlar-whisker embedded in an porous epoxy matrix. The result is a very lightweight helmet with remarkable breathing so that your head doesn't get all sweaty. But the impact resistence is just amazing. Roughly 88% of the people wearing a properly-fitted Tardrite helmet survive an 8 story drop on their heads with only minor and temporary paralysis. The rest end up like Joey.
Carry on...
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| Maxlugar |
Jeez.....and here I thought Tardrite came from the word Retard.
Maxy stupid. |
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