| 15th November 2007 03:42 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Lil fiji
Lil fiji
Living in Lugars world
They don't know how to handle her
She knows what they do
and knows how they play
the couch is theor refuge
the safety zone
yet with 3 hits a day, they are
all alone'
You see them pop their ugly heads up here
back to Rocks Off in despair
but Lil Fiji knows just what their up to
and fo rthat, they hate her!!!! "
Popping the top on the Fresca...nose to the can...the leaping bubbles gently kissing his rather, large and bulbous nose...no time to pour a glass...he'll have to drink from the can..."ewww...like the negros"?...yes...just like the negros...shuffle...quickly...shuffle to the window...but don't draw back the drapes...they'll see...he'll see..."who dat?...who dat?...and what's he have in his hands?...same time...every year"...a thump...by the front door..."run...run away"...to his safe place..."to the safe place"...amongst the shoes...and under the coats...no one can touch him there..."no one can touch me here"
Years later...after the clean and green ordinance passed, they would find him...barely breathing...emaciated....surrounded by half-eaten bags of skittles...clutching a crudely constructed mobile...adorned with cardboard likenesses of Martina Navratilova and other female athletes from former communist eastern-bloc states...with special detail given to their over-developed, steroid obtained features...it was yet to be hung...on the porch...by the front door...fifteen years worth of Sears and Roebuck's catalogs...in two separate stacks...and on the door, written in blue crayon, on a page ripped from a junior college enrollment catalog, a note, that read simply..."Joey doesn't live here anymore"
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| 15th November 2007 04:12 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
the joey is an outstanding writer
That is RIGHT !!!!!!
Keep reading son .
...just keep readin'
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| 15th November 2007 04:17 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
Joey wrote:
That is RIGHT !!!!!!
Keep reading son .
...just keep readin'
Hey!...fake Joeys!...knock this faggot out |
| 15th November 2007 04:53 PM |
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| Some Guy |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Some Guy ................................
I watch the weather channel every morning ( in order to see that hot / beautiful Business Travel Analyst named ' Nicole ' they got on there ) ... Anyway , they keep mentioning that Lake Lanier in Atlanta is nearly empty ?!
Is this true ?!
www.weather.com
" Will all the toilets run dry ?! "
Why ?!
WHY ?!
Snazzy Cakes !
on the local on the 8's they were playing the solo from cyhmk. I love when I turn and local on the 8's just starts. good times, tater. |
| 15th November 2007 06:03 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
on the local on the 8's they were playing the solo from cyhmk. I love when I turn and local on the 8's just starts. good times, tater.
You bet your sweet bippy . Even heard Steely Dan once during ' Local on the Eights ' .
However , I have never heard ' The Who ' or ' Van Halen ' ........
...and you ?!
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| 15th November 2007 07:32 PM |
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| Blowey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Hey!...fake Joeys!...knock this faggot out
Some Guy ................................
I watch the weather channel every morning, after I pull the dead Gerbils from my pooper ( in order to see that hot / beautiful Business Travel Analyst named ' Nicole ' they got on there, I want to BE her! ) ... Anyway , they keep mentioning that Lake Lanier in Atlanta is nearly empty ?!
Is this true ?!
www.leatherboy.com
" Will all the toilets run dry ?! " (Not as long as Gerbils exist!)
Why ?!
WHY ?!
Snazzy Blow !
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| 15th November 2007 09:21 PM |
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| JohnDoey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Hey!...fake Joeys!...knock this faggot out
W-W-W-What?.........Oh sure........here ya go
And on the cool check in
Center stage on the mic
And we're puttin' it on wax
It's the NEW STYLE
Four and three and two and one What up!
And when I'm on the mic - the suckers run (Word!)
Down with Blowey and Ho-ey and you ain't
And I got more juice than Picasso got paint
Got rhymes that are rough and rhymes that are slick
I'm not surprised you're on my dick
J-O-H-N-D-O-E-Y, what up Blowey.
Ah yeah, that's me
I got franks and pork and beans
Always bust the new routines
I get it - I got it, I know it's good
The rhymes I write - you wish you would
I'm never in training - my voice is not straining
People always biting and I'm sick of complaining
So I went into the locker room during classes
Went into your locker and I smashed your glasses
You're from Secausus - I'm from Manhattan
You're jealous of me because your girlfriend is cattin'
There it is - kick it!!!
Father to many - married to none
And in case you're unaware I carry a gun
Stepped into the party - the place was over packed
Saw the kid that dissed my homey and shot him in the back
I had to get a beeper 'cause my phone is tapped
You better keep your mouth shut 'cause I'm fully strapped
I got money in the bank - I can still get high
That's why your girlfriend thinks that I'm so fly
I've got money and juice - twin sisters in my bed
Their father had envy so I shot him in the head
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlie's I like are underage Check it!
Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
Your father - he's jealous 'cause I'm making that green
I've got the girlie's numbers from the places I been
There it is - kick it!!!
You wanna know why - because I'm
October 31st - that is my date of birth
I got to the party and I did the Smurf
Taxing all females from coast to coast
And when I get my fill I'm chilly most
We rag-tag girlies back at the hotel
And then we all switch places when I ring the bell
I chill at White Castle 'cause it's the best
But I'm fly at Fat Burger when I way out west
B-L-O-W-E-Y whammy
All the fly ladies are on my jammy
Went to the prom - wore the fly blue rental
Got six girlies in my Lincoln Continental
Met this girl at the party and she started to flirt
I told her some rhymes and she pulled up her skirt
Spent some bank - I got a high powered jumbo
Rolled up a wooly and I watched Colombo
Let me clear my throat - Kick it over here baby pop
And let all the fly skimmies, feel the beat...mmm drop |
| 16th November 2007 03:19 AM |
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| Shmoey |
Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go
Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go
Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start rainin men
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutley soaking wet
It's rainin men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Every special men
Tall blonde dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took over heaven
And she did what she had to do
She fought every Angel
To rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men
Don't get yourself Weather Girls
I know you want to
I feel stormy wheather moving in
About to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you loose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
(Rip off the roof and stay)
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen
It's raining men
It's raining men
It's raining men |
| 16th November 2007 07:03 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
joey is overrated. why there are so many joey impersonators is beyond me. it should stop immediately! let's ban them all!
better yet, let's keep blowey...then we can get rid of joey and the rest of the imposters. who's with me??
Joey is underrated. Ban ALL the imposters and keep the REAL JOEY....I prefer some THC in the weed. |
| 16th November 2007 10:12 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Joey is underrated. Ban ALL the imposters and keep the REAL JOEY....I prefer some THC in the weed.
TTM .................................
You are much loved by The Joey .
The REAL Joey ! ™ |
| 16th November 2007 10:15 AM |
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| Shmoey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Joey is underrated. Ban ALL the imposters and keep the REAL JOEY....I prefer some THC in the weed.
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| 16th November 2007 10:18 AM |
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| Some Guy |
Joey shall overcome. |
| 16th November 2007 10:26 AM |
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| Blowey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Popping the top on the Fresca...nose to the can...the leaping bubbles gently kissing his rather, large and bulbous nose...no time to pour a glass...he'll have to drink from the can..."ewww...like the negros"?...yes...just like the negros...shuffle...quickly...shuffle to the window...but don't draw back the drapes...they'll see...he'll see..."who dat?...who dat?...and what's he have in his hands?...same time...every year"...a thump...by the front door..."run...run away"...to his safe place..."to the safe place"...amongst the shoes...and under the coats...no one can touch him there..."no one can touch me here"
Years later...after the clean and green ordinance passed, they would find him...barely breathing...emaciated....surrounded by half-eaten bags of skittles...clutching a crudely constructed mobile...adorned with cardboard likenesses of Martina Navratilova and other female athletes from former communist eastern-bloc states...with special detail given to their over-developed, steroid obtained features...it was yet to be hung...on the porch...by the front door...fifteen years worth of Sears and Roebuck's catalogs...in two separate stacks...and on the door, written in blue crayon, on a page ripped from a junior college enrollment catalog, a note, that read simply..."Joey doesn't live here anymore"
GENIUS!
I would like to caress your knee caps......
Wh-wh-wh-wh-HUH?!
WWW.QUESTCENTER.COM |
| 16th November 2007 12:40 PM |
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| glencar |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
joey is overrated. why there are so many joey impersonators is beyond me. it should stop immediately! let's ban them all!
better yet, let's keep blowey...then we can get rid of joey and the rest of the imposters. who's with me??
I'm witcha! |
| 16th November 2007 12:55 PM |
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| Ho-ey |
quote:
I'm witcha!
BBlue ! [with 2 count em TWO capial Bs]
Come to baby hoey ! Embrace me warmly with your "effervescence" and we shall be decaked together ....
no....
wait..... HERE IT COMES ------------->
(lil' fella {{lil' blue}}))))
***********END SUBMISSION*******************
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| 16th November 2007 12:58 PM |
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| glencar |
I thought that was actual "Joey" until I double-checked. The resemblance is UNCANNY! |
| 16th November 2007 10:34 PM |
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| TomL |
Sorry Kins but I always knew Macca had a V Gee Gee. |
| 16th November 2007 11:16 PM |
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| Riffhard |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Joey is underrated. Ban ALL the imposters and keep the REAL JOEY....I prefer some THC in the weed.
Ya know TTM I know you mean well, but there is something that you have either forgotten or are unaware of. All the Joey imposters are stealing Joey's schtick, but wait.....are they really? Hell no they are not!! They are actually stealing the schtick that Joey stole from Maxlugar years ago!
All of it! Every little bit of that schtick is a direct rip off of Maxluagr circa 1997 onward. I mean all of it. The Joey-kins shit, the <-------- that's right lil' buddy stuff, the What? Sure! stuff, The "as seen on Posting World" shit, all of it. Every single bit of humour that makes Joey Joey is not his at all!
So as Bono says about Helter Skelter on U2's Rattle and Hum. Paraphrasing here-"This is a post that Joey stole from Maxlugar,.....We're stealing it back!"
I know not who these imposters are, but hey, it's pretty ironic ain't it? I mean everyone rising to the defense of Joey when he stole his entire posting identity from someone else. Ironic? Huh? Yes. Ironic. Perhaps even moronic! So there ya go.
Riffy |
| 16th November 2007 11:36 PM |
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| The jinn, my friend. |
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| 17th November 2007 03:33 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Ya know TTM I know you mean well, but there is something that you have either forgotten or are unaware of. All the Joey imposters are stealing Joey's schtick, but wait.....are they really? Hell no they are not!! They are actually stealing the schtick that Joey stole from Maxlugar years ago!
********* ? *****************
************* { WTF ?! } *******************
**** You make young Joey say , " Huh ?! " ******
Why ?!
WHY ?!
www.HessCollection.com
'kins : Est. 1999
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| 17th November 2007 06:33 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
Ya know TTM I know you mean well, but there is something that you have either forgotten or are unaware of. All the Joey imposters are stealing Joey's schtick, but wait.....are they really? Hell no they are not!! They are actually stealing the schtick that Joey stole from Maxlugar years ago!
All of it! Every little bit of that schtick is a direct rip off of Maxluagr circa 1997 onward. I mean all of it. The Joey-kins shit, the <-------- that's right lil' buddy stuff, the What? Sure! stuff, The "as seen on Posting World" shit, all of it. Every single bit of humour that makes Joey Joey is not his at all!
So as Bono says about Helter Skelter on U2's Rattle and Hum. Paraphrasing here-"This is a post that Joey stole from Maxlugar,.....We're stealing it back!"
I know not who these imposters are, but hey, it's pretty ironic ain't it? I mean everyone rising to the defense of Joey when he stole his entire posting identity from someone else. Ironic? Huh? Yes. Ironic. Perhaps even moronic! So there ya go.
Riffy
Riffy is loved by The Maxy!
Joey = Creepy Hack Stalker. |
| 17th November 2007 06:35 PM |
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| mojoman |
quote:
The jinn, my friend. wrote:
george clinton? |
| 18th November 2007 06:45 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
The Joey is on FIRE !
You bet your sweet BIPPY !!!!!!
Just keep reading son .......
Just keep on a reading and I will continue , CONTINUE to post ALL THAT GOLD you have become sooooo accustomed to these past forty - three years on the board .
***** INSERT THUMBS UP SIGN HERE !!!!!!! ******
Skittles Joe !
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[cc:ss]
[Edited by Joey] |
