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| littleredrooster |
I'm still a virgin, can anyone help me ???
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| moy |
my concern is when maxy's dog lost it and how old were both |
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| nankerphelge |
That's pretty damn funny Moy! |
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| LadyJane |
Damn you...Nank...you beat me!!
I was laughing so hard, I couldn't type!!
Good one, Moy!!
LadyJ.
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| moy |
poor dog nanky poor dog it was a puppy then  |
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| nankerphelge |
Lugar is one sick pup!
I love him!
Hey wait...Steelie and Maxy are both MIA?
What do you think that means?
Probably nothing.................
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| moy |
that's easy nanky, they don't remember when, where and how they lost it, and the worst thing they don't remember who it was |
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| LadyJane |
Moy..you are on a roll!!
LMAO!!
LadyJ. |
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| moy |
you too LadyJ i saw the other thread about the toothless mechanic so let's go get nolted |
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| nankerphelge |
I'm just terribly concerned!
Could Maxy and SDH have been kidnapped?
Might they have eloped??
I never saw anything in Cleveland, but you have to admit...
the timing of it all......
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| LadyJane |
Okay...let's go!!
But you'll have to pick me up, 'cause I have no wheels!!
LadyJ. |
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| Dandelion* |
Steelie has puppy dog eyes.... |
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| TheSavageYoungXyzzy |
Fuck. Put me down for n/a for this one, at least for a few months.
I think this one girl has her eyes on me, but I'm not sure. She keeps showing up at rehearsal, with a friend who has her eyes on my keyboardist. The friend's a good friend of mine, and I'm helping her snag the 'board player, who wouldn't know an innuendo if it hit him over the head. I suggested a sign that reads "I WANT TO CARRY YOUR CHILDREN!", but he might mistake it as an offer to buy one of those little baby backpacks you see mothers wearing all the time.
But her friend, this girl I think has her eye on me, is terribly shy, but I always catch her looking away. For all I know, she could have the hots for one of the guitarists or just like the music, but she's always really embarrased around me - maybe because I seem about twice her size - it's not really that way, she just kinda shrinks when I talk to her. Problem is, I'm not exactly the most social of creatures myself, and I do much better with big crowds than with people, so I tend to *almost* have a conversation with her, and then we both blush and run away. Which is quite a sight, given that I look like I'm twice her size.
Damnit. Never believe that high school's the 'happiest years of your life'. It's being cooped up for four years with kids who're 90% of the time just as sexually frustrated as you are, while the other 10% rub it in just how sexually non-frustrated they are and then fall on their faces when they realize they have syphillis.
-tSYX --- Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me and my monkey... |
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| gypsy |
It was June of 1988. I was 16, two months before I turned 17...the summer before my senior year. His name was Scotty, and he had blonde hair and blue eyes. He was my boyfriend's best friend. I dumped the boyfriend in May. Scotty called and asked me out that very night...and we saw each other every night. One night in June, we had intercourse for the very first time at my friend's house--her parents were out of town. So, no fumbling clumsy sex in the backseat of a car...but fumbling clumsy sex in a bed. And of course, the inevitable--premature ejaculation (on Scotty's part, naturally). I broke up with him once school started. I still see him around town at different clubs or parties...and I'm taller than he is...and I am not attracted to him whatsoever. But I'm glad that we shared our first time together. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
littleredrooster wrote:
I'm still a virgin, can anyone help me ???
Can't help Rooooostah,  are you sure you didn't lose it here?
Or probably after your infamous bust?
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
<==== Voodoo’s still a virgin!
LOL Monnie this is one of the craziest threads in the last 50 years!
- How far we go when suffering the post-tour syndrome.
- How sick we are.
- How hard is a stones-cold turkey.
- We’re the nuttiest board alive.
- All of the above.
- None of the above.
After all It’s only rock and roll but we like it
BTW, Voodoo ain’t no virgin
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
Holy shit! At this speed the next thread will be "Show us your wolf puss people, post a pic of your cunt here"
Please do NOT start such a nasty thread, PLEASE
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| gypsy |
Just go get the latest copy of "Beaver Hunt," Voodoo. |
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| fmk438j |
18. On the beach. I was a skunk.
It was terrible. Probably 99% of all my sex experienced 'alone' has been better than that night.
Totally my fault.
Not exactly a cherrished (no pun intended) memory.
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
TheSavageYoungXyzzy wrote:
I think this one girl has her eyes on me, but I'm not sure.
But her friend, this girl I think has her eye on me, is terribly shy, but I always catch her looking away.
SavXZieNYXXZ, they do have their eyes on you. Ask any of the RO ladies how it all works. They will tell ya to go for it!
Interesting thread.
I had friends that said they were no longer "V" when they were 13-15, but I assumed they were lying. Man, sum y'alls...
Way to go, my Stonesian buds! Always remember what Sly Stone said when he was confronted by the IRS (the first time): "Walkin' Louie, cane, top hat, and all!" |
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| UGot2Rollme |
16, with the girl who I went to my first Stones concert with (1978) and first rock concert date (Patti Smith at the Tower Theater, Philly). No Stones playing when I "lost it", however I do remember that we were listening to Led Zeppelin "Dazed and Confused" live from Song Remains the Same lp.
The only bad habit she had was occasionally drinking bong water (I'm not kidding, folks) |
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| magicwoman |
i was 18 and it was in my room and no stones |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
OMG! They still make "Beaver Hunt"???
Or is it just an Oklahoma thing?
Hahahahahaha! Jimmy got laid when he was 11! Hahahahahahaha! |
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| parmeda |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I was such a slut.
um....was? WAS?????
LOL |
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| parmeda |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
SavXZieNYXXZ, they do have their eyes on you. Ask any of the RO ladies how it all works. They will tell ya to go for it!
Are they 'pigs'?
That's the 1st question you need to ask yourself tsyz...
We'll go from there then. |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
UGot2Rollme wrote:
The only bad habit she had was occasionally drinking bong water (I'm not kidding, folks)
You slipped a mickey in her bongwater???
Dude, thats illegal like. |
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| mac_daddy |
we were both 16...
in my bed, at my house...
I remember finishing a little quicker than I wanted to 
with practice however, that ceased to be a concern 
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while VciW might not want a "show us your pie" thread (which is totally understandable), I think a "where is the most outrageous place you have ever gotten down?" thread might be in order
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| LadyJane |
This IS an interesting thread...
How about "fantasy" loss of virginity?
Age...16
Place....Nellcote
Stones....Well...it was Keith....so Yeah!!
Stoned....Well...it was Keith....so Yeah!!
LadyJ.
BTW...Do I get a prize for being chaste as a nun until I was 21?? |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
No, no prize for that.
Instead you get laughed at...HA ha ha haha hahahahahahaha Ha ha HAhaHA.
Now as for most outrageous place???
My grandparents bathtub? Or how about while watching the 4th of July fireworks with about 20,000 people. Or maybe at the Rock Am Ring Festival with about 500,000 of my closet friends looking on? An airplane toilet somewhere over the Atlantic? |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
No, no prize for that.
Instead you get laughed at...HA ha ha haha hahahahahahaha Ha ha HAhaHA.
Go ahead and laugh!!
When I see what has become of all of the losers I dated..it's safe to say I'm having the last laugh.
Besides...good Catholic girls are like Volcanoes. Once they erupt...it gets very hot and very dangerous!!!
LadyJ.
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