| 16th October 2006 11:21 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Yeah, Boomy...what about that!
She's not around for weeks, maybe even months...and she comes out to post...on a thread about Porn Chicks.
Delicious. |
| 16th October 2006 11:32 PM |
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| _Boomy_ |
I am no expert at this, however:
tug-o-war with the cyclops
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
fap feeding the geese
five knuckle shuffle
peelin' some chilis
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| 17th October 2006 12:07 AM |
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| killerbitch |
Floppin the Mop, Beat Meat, Pocket Billiards, Wienie with a Genie! |
| 17th October 2006 02:45 AM |
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| pdog |
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
I am no expert at this, however:
tug-o-war with the cyclops
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
fap feeding the geese
five knuckle shuffle
peelin' some chilis
I never heard a few of these! |
| 17th October 2006 02:58 AM |
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| MrPleasant |
"Solamente haganlo".
Two words (a fucking NIKE commercial? Yes; but just do it...). |
| 17th October 2006 09:30 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Day 2 of Porn Chick Week will be featuring Asian Hotties.
I decided to hold Blast From the Past until later in the week.
These Asian Porn Chicks are smokin' hot...stop by and check 'em out.
Oh, and I also put up a shitload of cool You Tube vids in my music section, so check those out too. I didn't label them on purpose...you gotta play it to see what it is.
Enjoy!
http://www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot
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| 17th October 2006 09:32 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Day 2 of Porn Chick Week will be featuring Asian Hotties.
I decided to hold Blast From the Past until later in the week.
These Asian Porn Chicks are smokin' hot...stop by and check 'em out.
Oh, and I also put up a shitload of cool You Tube vids in my music section, so check those out too. I didn't label them on purpose...you gotta play it to see what it is.
Enjoy!
http://www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot
Thanks! When is hot black chick week? |
| 17th October 2006 09:34 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
_Boomy_ wrote:
I am no expert at this, however:
tug-o-war with the cyclops
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
fap feeding the geese
five knuckle shuffle
peelin' some chilis
Boomy, don't sell yourself short. I already consider you a jack-off slang legend. |
| 17th October 2006 09:39 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Dark n Lovely day is later this week...stay tuned!
In the meantime though, enjoy this hot Asian ass.
www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot |
| 17th October 2006 09:45 AM |
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| TampabayStone |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
Dark n Lovely day is later this week...stay tuned!
In the meantime though, enjoy this hot Asian ass.
www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot
Thanks, I will. I'm as anxious for Dark n Lovely day as the announcement for Beacon tix going on sale. |
| 17th October 2006 09:52 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Dark n Lovely Day will include both Black Chicks and Latina Heat.
Until then enjoy this Asian chicks new boobies. I hope this one is OK to post....if it isn't, sorry. OK, I'm not really sorry, but I'll take it down if it is too offensive.
I can't see how this could possibly be offensive to anyone...it's a beautiful picture. I'd even say it was art....
www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot |
| 17th October 2006 09:59 AM |
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| charlotte |
gazza is peaking through the blinds... |
| 17th October 2006 10:02 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Yeah, then won't he be happy to see THIS:
www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot |
| 17th October 2006 11:35 AM |
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| Lazy Bones |
you certainly know how to market your threads, S/S. well done.
stiff interest, I presume... |
| 17th October 2006 11:45 AM |
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| rogerriffin |
Pinche SirStonesalot, what post! |
| 17th October 2006 04:27 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Well, like Feej told me..."Show me a guy who doesn't like hot Asian chicks, and I'll show you a homo...".
For real.
So here's a hot Asian chick named Kira Kener...to see more gorgeous, exotic, lacsivious Asian hotties like her go to:
http://www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot
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| 17th October 2006 06:26 PM |
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| jostorm |
Has anyone ever told you you're a load of wankers????
Question to Sir Stonesalot: shouldn't you be avoiding pictures of scantily dressed damsels? I mean, don't erections hurt like buggery under a suit of armour??????????????? |
| 17th October 2006 06:54 PM |
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| gypsy |
wow. you are trying way too hard, ss. |
| 17th October 2006 06:58 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
You obviously know nothing about modern day armour.
I have strategically placed trap doors in all the right places.
Duh.
Here, is this better?
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| 17th October 2006 06:59 PM |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
wow. you are trying way too hard, ss.
gyps...is that really you???
I heard ya called the other night.
I miss you.
LJ. |
| 17th October 2006 09:38 PM |
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| pdog |
I wanna see hot nerdy (almost emo), asian sluts...
Can SS deliver the goods? |
| 17th October 2006 09:44 PM |
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| MrPleasant |
Lennon had a thing for asian women. He would have liked this stuff.
He liked "brandy alexanders" also.
http://www.harrynilsson.com/about-troubadour.html
On March 12, 1974, Harry Nilsson and John Lennon were escorted out of the Troubadour club in Hollywood, California, because they were heckling the Smothers Brothers during the comedy/music duo's "comeback" performance.
Harry Nilsson said the incident "ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!"
"It still haunts me," he continued. "People think I'm an asshole and a mean guy. They still think I'm a rowdy bum from the '70s who happened to get drunk with John Lennon, that's all. I drank because they did. I just introduced John and Ringo to Brandy Alexanders, that was my problem." -- Harry Nilsson
(Tommy Smothers recalls): That was in '74 and my brother and I had just started working [after] a couple of years. We were ready to come back and play our first appearance at the Troubadour in many, many years -- actually, since the television show went off the air.
So, it was opening night and, I mean, it was a huge Hollywood opening. During our first set I heard someone yelling about pigs. It was fairly disgusting. It came from an area that was kind of the elite, raised area.
The Smothers Brothers have slow timing. I work kind of slow -- not the rapid-fire, Robin Williams type of comedian. And I kept looking over, and every time I'd take a timing break, it [the heckling] would come in. I couldn't figure out who it was. I knew Harry was there and I know how Harry Nilsson gets because I've been out with him when we've been a little crazy. And I knew Lennon was there, but I didn't know who was doing it.
The heckling got so bad that all of a sudden -- I couldn't see very well from the stage -- but our show was going downhill rapidly. No one cared it was just a happening anyway, but there was a scuffle going on and we stopped the show.
My wife, who I had just married, ended up with Lennon's glasses because of the punches that were thrown. The he went outside 'cause he was still angry and kicked the car parker. I was pissed off because here was Lennon, a pretty good friend of mine, and Harry Nilsson was a close -- I mean we were very tight and had great respect for each other, but they were tuned up pretty good and drinking brandy.
Harry was very persistent saying, 'Tommy, I didn't do anything.' 'I know you, Harry,' I said. 'You were whispering to John to yell out those things.' And he says, 'I didn't whisper it -- I just made the suggestion.'
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| 17th October 2006 10:18 PM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
Has anyone ever told you you're a load of wankers????
Yes.
I didn't know it was so hard to find porn on the internet....
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| 18th October 2006 12:45 AM |
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| Navin |
One more for the _Boomy_ :
"shaking hands with the unemployed" |
| 18th October 2006 12:56 AM |
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| _Boomy_ |
Rakin' the Pole
Jammin' the Jewels
Slammin' the Salami
Walkin' the Dog!
Strokin' the Bone
Pud Thumpin'
Mastering Your Domain
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| 18th October 2006 01:15 AM |
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| pdog |
I'm not sure what I enjoy more, the Hot girls or the people who act all annoyed and must post about how annoyed they are... over and over and over!
Let me think about this...
SS is posting pics of women, in a thread it's obvious he is going to do this in, so you can easily avoid it if you don't want to see it or are bothered by it... Pretty harmless shit SS is doing... No?
Taking the time to constantly bitch about people and put people down... That's dedication, commitment and .....
WAIT!!!
Why does it smell like rotten crotch in here?
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| 18th October 2006 01:22 AM |
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Why does it smell like rotten crotch in here?
[Edited by pdog]
Uh......"SMELL-O-VISION"? |
| 18th October 2006 03:15 AM |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Why does it smell like rotten crotch in here?
[Edited by pdog]
Perhaps you should take a shower more often?
I think this thread is hilarious.
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| 18th October 2006 10:50 AM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Todays feature for MySpace Theme Week #2-Porn Chicks are the longtime backbone of the XXX world...The Blonde Bombshells.
I gotta tell you...I've never been a big fan of Blondes. I'm more of a dark n sultry kinda guy...the kind with fire in their eyes. Now that's not to say that I don't like bloneds at all...if ya hot ya hot, you know?
But no tribute to Porn Chick could be complete without a Blonde day. There are so many of them...and some of the most famous porn chicks of all time were blondes. They deserve their own day. And it will be a busy day too...I'll have to rotate my Top 24 a couple of times to fit them all in.
So stop by my page and get a blonde bomb or two or tweny dropped on ya.
Enjoy
http://www.myspace.com/sirstonesalot
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| 18th October 2006 11:04 PM |
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| Kilroy |
Running the flag up the pole
Choking the Chicken
Walking the dog
Painting the town white
Playin solitaire
Making Roger-Will-Cock Do Push Ups
Sitting in the Hammock
Taking your partner for a free ride
etc etc etc
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