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09-16-03 04:58 PM
Joey " Steelie if there's a C-10 gathering, I hope I'm invited. I'll bring some booze. "

Either Chicago or Denver next spring when the Stones return to the states .

Developing ................like a pleasurable rash that gets under your skin and STAYS THERE !!!!!!!!


Oh , He GOT GAME Ronnie !!!!!

J. Kins !
09-16-03 05:01 PM
steel driving hammer How bout we all go Keno house!

He's a really nice and caring man.

We do the Rocky Mountain Two Step Shuffle Combination Boogie w/ a Twist.
09-16-03 05:03 PM
Joey " How bout we all go Keno house!

He's a really nice and caring man.

We do the Rocky Mountain Two Step Shuffle Combination Boogie w/ a Twist. "

Word UP G !!!!!!!!

By the way , " You GOT GAME !!!!! "

JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY !

09-16-03 05:05 PM
glencar Next Spring? Denver would be could if we could combine skiing too.
09-16-03 05:10 PM
steel driving hammer I love Skiing.

But I'm probably the best Raquetball player on the board.
09-16-03 05:14 PM
glencar I'll kick yer ass (at tennis).
09-16-03 05:16 PM
Moonisup as long as she keeps mick happy, and mick her, we should be satisfied
09-16-03 05:18 PM
glencar Yeah but what if Mick starts dating guys again?
09-16-03 05:19 PM
steel driving hammer
quote:
glencar wrote:
I'll kick yer ass (at tennis).



We'll have to play.

Not really the best but I can do those short bursts just like Mick.
09-16-03 05:20 PM
glencar Steelie, I've got that lyric burning through my mind now. Primitive Cool is severely underrated in my book.
09-16-03 05:24 PM
steel driving hammer Was it all just crazy fashion?

I said OOO YEAH!
09-16-03 05:51 PM
Joey

You are such a " Stud Muffin !!! "

...........and , You " Got Game !!!! "

Jercee



09-16-03 07:34 PM
Miss U. She will NOT keep him satisfied! I can guarantee it.

And she looks too gaunt & scary; is she his bodyguard or something? Haha.
I also think her name is rather pompous!!!!
[Edited by Miss U.]
[Edited by Miss U.]
09-17-03 08:07 AM
Factory Girl L'wren is her "Stage Name". Her real name is something completely dull...like Betsy. Do a Google seach on that.

Does Jagger paint her green and climb her??? Jolly Green Giant she is...:eek.
09-17-03 12:02 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Joey wrote:
" Just as G Dubya will my brother... "
He is a Jimmy Carter !!!!!!

He is a Jimmy Carter !!!!!!

Jazzy




You take that back! Jimmy Carter won a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. The last award W got was "Frat Boy Most Likely To Cheat His Way To The Top", and his dad BOUGHT that one.

If you want to compare him to a president, you can't find ONE president inept enough to compare him to. You could go with "He is a Herbert Hoover" for his economics, and "He is a Lyndon Johnson" for his foreign policy, but that's not fair to either Hoover or Johnson. Johnson had the Great Society, and advances in civil rights, and he inherited the war in Viet Nam, which proved his undoing. W has no one to blame for Iraq, which will be the end of him. Unfortunately it might be the end of America too.

I think when people in the future try to pinpoint the day America jumped the shark, it will be when Bush landed on that aircraft carrier dressed up like an army man.

By the way, I was at KayBee Toys yesterday, and they were taking advance orders for a George W Bush action figure dressed in a flight suit.

Did someone forget to tell them that this was an EMBARRASSING moment, one that gets MORE embarrassing every day, that W is trying hard to forget?

(What? Oh. They're $40, Maxy. I'm not sure if it's anatomically correct or not. It does have those beady little eyes devoid of any shred of intelligence, though.)


In terms of NOT actually being elected and washing out after one term, you could say "He's a Gerald Ford", except Gerald seemed harmless. That is one adjective that does not apply to W. Harmless as a pit bull, only not quite as smart

I'm certainly not crowing about Carter's presidency - it just proved that you CAN'T be a good person and a good president simultaneously. Carter's life, however, is an example of Christian ideals actually being put into practice.

Bush's is...um...not. I'm still waiting for SFM to tell me whether or not Bush is the anti-christ. I guess he's searching his concordances for the answer and will get back to me.

09-17-03 12:21 PM
Joey " I think when people in the future try to pinpoint the day America jumped the shark, it will be when Bush landed on that aircraft carrier dressed up like an army man. "

" Jumped the shark "

{{{{{ ? }}}}}}}} That must be a Central , Pa living , Deer Hunting , Lincoln Financial Field playing , Hershey Park gathering nomenclature .


" By the way, I was at KayBee Toys yesterday, and they were taking advance orders for a George W Bush action figure dressed in a flight suit. "

" KayBee " ?!?!?!?!

" KAYBEE " ?!?!?!

That guy owes me money !!!!!!!



" It does have those beady little eyes devoid of any shred of intelligence, though.) "

You make Joey giggle !


" I'm certainly not crowing about Carter's presidency - it just proved that you CAN'T be a good person and a good president simultaneously. Carter's life, however, is an example of Christian ideals actually being put into practice. "

Fleabit ( Paul , Walter , Warren , John Denver , etc ....... ) ...........................

In order to be a good Ex-President , one must have the perception that one was a LOUSY President . Forget the fact that in 1980 ( election year I may add -- MY GOD -- Oh , the humanity ) the Soviet Union had invaded Afghanistan or that the Iranians had taken Americans hostage or that Interest rates were at 23% , Inflation at 14 % , Unemployment at 11% ........the guy really thought he could get re-elected -- WTF ?!?!?!


" Bush's is...um...not. I'm still waiting for SFM to tell me whether or not Bush is the anti-christ. I guess he's searching his concordances for the answer and will get back to me. "

Fleabit , when you use the word " concordances " , I get more and more moist !

" Tie me Up and call me Suzi Ronnie "

Snarky !






09-17-03 12:41 PM
Mother baby
quote:
Miss U. wrote:
She will NOT keep him satisfied!



What??? Why that little... awww...she's just being a little shy...or stubborn.
09-17-03 02:33 PM
Gazza that pic of Mick and L'wren is several months old
09-17-03 03:02 PM
Mother baby
quote:
Gazza wrote:
that pic of Mick and L'wren is several months old



Several months old???!!! That's terrible...awright, where in hell are the papparazzi? They better get off holiday and come back to work...we need more L'wren pix.
09-17-03 03:04 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Joey wrote:

" Jumped the shark "

{{{{{ ? }}}}}}}} That must be a Central , Pa living , Deer Hunting , Lincoln Financial Field playing , Hershey Park gathering nomenclature .


No! Not at all. There are web sites devoted to the concept, I believe. It means pinpointing the exact moment something turned to shit, after which it's all downhill. It is based on the episode of Happy Days where Fonzie got on water-skis with his stupid leather jacket on and, um, jumped over a shark. It had something to do with Evel Knievel or something.


09-17-03 03:10 PM
Factory Girl LOL, MB, those damn lazy papa-nazis.

Perhaps they'll have more time after the Je/Ben Fiasco.
09-17-03 03:15 PM
Miss U. Well, there is one thing I DO know-- "L'Wren" is taller than Mick's bodyguard!!!
09-17-03 06:13 PM
Mother baby She got a bio anywhere on the 'net?
I'm just kind of curious as to what her qualifications are, after all she IS Mick's current bed-buddy. I mean there are qualifications for that I would assume.
[Edited by Mother baby]
09-17-03 06:41 PM
Maxlugar [quote]FPM C10 wrote:

"By the way, I was at KayBee Toys yesterday, and they were taking advance orders for a George W Bush action figure dressed in a flight suit."

So? So What?

I was at Gaybee Toy and Hobby the other day and they have 1/2 Scale Billy Preston action figure with detachable butt plug and optional underage boy with fake leg filled with play cocaine.

Outrageous!

I bought two.

(((((BA-LAMO!!!)))))

In the black! He hit it into the black!

"My oh my Macky! You've got Game 'n' Skills!"
-- George Will, Post and Stream.






[Edited by Maxlugar]
09-17-03 07:58 PM
gypsy Hmmm, MB, what do you think the qualifications are?
I've always assumed the only stipulation in that case would be that one would have to have a vagina. But, then again, I might be wrong.
09-17-03 08:52 PM
Mother baby
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I've always assumed the only stipulation in that case would be that one would have to have a vagina.



Well that would seem to me to be a step in the right direction I guess. But the ONLY stipulation? You know I was thinking like wit? charm? carisma? style? I dunno...at any rate if those slacker papparazzi would get off their lazy duff and go do their jobs I could study this problem further.
09-17-03 10:17 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Miss U. wrote:
Well, there is one thing I DO know-- "L'Wren" is taller than Mick's bodyguard!!!



I don't know about all THAT but


I have never seen Doris Day look more fetching!

If I'm not mistaken, this is from With Six You Get Eggroll (1968).
09-18-03 12:10 AM
gypsy I was just being a smart-ass. Mick just doesn't have a 'type,' does he? His women are so VARIED as far as looks, intelligence, et al.
As for Keith, we all know he loves the big strident Germanic women.
09-18-03 02:44 AM
FPM C10
quote:
gypsy wrote:

As for Keith, we all know he loves the big strident Germanic women.



Like THIS one?



Re: your post above that all Mick's women needed was a vagina - I think that's BILL you're thinking of.
09-18-03 06:36 AM
glencar Jimmy Carter's Nobel Prize? Who cares? That was just some old Euros trying to slap America. Fuck 'em. Bush 2004!
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