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| voodoopug |
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jb wrote:
Great memories Pug!!! You look fantastic!!! That was a special night at fenway and one of the reasons this board is so much fun...I have a slight tingle ...
Thank you all for the kind words....please use this motivation to govern yourselves accordingly! Also....that picture represents the first time jb and I met (actually the night before it was taken, my wife and I had dinner with him and a couple of others). This should go down as one of the significant points in RO history! |
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| Saint Sway |
AHA!! This explains why I havent seen you at the drive thru window lately...
all this time I was afraid you had found out about the snot burger...
Congrats Pug!! And keep at it!
p.s. remember, we offer delicious healthy salads too |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
AHA!! This explains why I havent seen you at the drive thru window lately...
all this time I was afraid you had found out about the snot burger...
Congrats Pug!! And keep at it!
p.s. remember, we offer delicious healthy salads too
DONT SPEAK SO SOON....NEED I REMIND EVERYONE?????
A 20-year-old fast-food worker has been arrested after he allegedly blew his nose into a hamburger that he served to a Phoenix police officer and then laughed about it.
George J. Kuehme “aka S. Sway”, who had been on the job for less than a week, reportedly told a co-worker, ''That's what the cop gets'' as he tainted the food, police said.
Kuehme “aka S. Sway”, of the 2400 block of East Willetta Street, was accused by police of aggravated assault, adding a harmful substance to food and disorderly conduct. He was being held at a Maricopa County jail in lieu of $3,425 bail.
''This is like pulling a gun on an officer,'' said Sgt. Kevin Robinson, a Phoenix police spokesman. ''He intentionally tried to injure or provoke the officer.''
Kuehme “aka S. Sway”, who declined to be interviewed Tuesday, would face up to 45 months in prison if he were charged formally and convicted of the two felonies and one misdemeanor police are recommending to prosecutors.
The incident occurred about 8:30 p.m. Monday when Officers Gary “Voodoopug” and David Duron placed an order at the drive-through window at Jack in the Box, 1001 N. 24th St., police said.
The officers left with their food, responded to a forgery call then sat down to their meals, police said.
“Voodoopug” reportedly took three bites into his hamburger when he noticed ''nasal mucus'' on his hands and face, according to Officer Leo Speliopoulos, a police spokesman.
''It was a repugnant act,'' Speliopoulos said.
“Voodoopug” and Duron returned to the restaurant and spoke to the shift manager, Aaron Gulsarry, who confronted Kuehme “aka S. Sway”, police said.
Kuehme “aka S. Sway” reportedly admitted the prank but offered no reason for his action, authorities said. He was immediately fired by Gulsarry.
''We are shocked and horrified at the information reported by the officer,'' said Jan McLane Rieger, a spokeswoman at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters in San Diego.
The restaurant closed early Monday night as a result of ''the commotion'' caused by the arrest, she said.
“Voodoopug” complained of stomach pains after the meal and expressed concern about catching communicable diseases, Duron wrote in his report.
“Voodoopug”, however, required no medical treatment.
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| Saint Sway |
that article is misleading! And fails to mention that you made fun of my Fry hat. |
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| Nellcote |
Pug!
Great news, best of luck.
Keep up the good work.
I too recall that night @ Fenway, as my family sat right next to the lovely Mrs. Pug & yourself.
We had better seats than Tommy Hilfiger & Carly Simon!
I just returned from a stress-echo test, scored higher than folks in my age bracket.
Thus, I've decided to tailgate at Gillette, with grilled animal products the specialty!
While I realize this is not the path to loose more weight, I find it the right time to celebrate, with many rabid Stones fans, at the Stadium of Champions, for the kickoff of the Fall Tour of the Greatest Rock N Roll Band in the World!
Detalis of the gig to follow..
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| jb |
quote:
Nellcote wrote:
Pug!
Great news, best of luck.
Keep up the good work.
I too recall that night @ Fenway, as my family sat right next to the lovely Mrs. Pug & yourself.
We had better seats than Tommy Hilfiger & Carly Simon!
I just returned from a stress-echo test, scored higher than folks in my age bracket.
Thus, I've decided to tailgate at Gillette, with grilled animal products the specialty!
While I realize this is not the path to loose more weight, I find it the right time to celebrate, with many rabid Stones fans, at the Stadium of Champions, for the kickoff of the Fall Tour of the Greatest Rock N Roll Band in the World!
Detalis of the gig to follow..
Good news Nellcote!!! I hope that a sufficient number of seats are sold so that I can drop by the tailgate party. I know Pug is not attending this show. |
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| Saint Sway |
This is a proud time for Pug.
But an even prouder time for JB!
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| Nellcote |
Jonathan Kraft, son of the Patriots Owner Bob Kraft announced a new line of tailgate meat products today, which will hit stores early September. I expect that this will be the catalyst for improved ticket sales for the tour openah. That & a healthy Rodney Harrison, who came of the pup list yesterday, will lead us into the promised land! |
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| Some Guy |
How did this happen, VoodooPug, you are truly the Starr Jones of Rocks Off. I commend you once more! |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
How did this happen, VoodooPug, you are truly the Starr Jones of Rocks Off. I commend you once more!
diet and exercise baby!!!!
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| Some Guy |
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voodoopug wrote:
diet and exercise baby!!!!
Thanks dude, me too I've been working out I'm huge, also running. I recommend the New Balance Zip! One sweet ass running shoe. |
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| MrPleasant |
Important tip:
I was bulimic and drank tons of alcohol in college. Unfortunately, I regained my normal weight (because I didn't care a lot about working out; duh).
Nowadays I exercise a lot. I hate cars, so I walk around like I'm crazy, even if it's hotter than God's vagina. I still drink, but I'm a vegetarian asshole, so I've a pretty healthy choice of aliments, CALORIES, GLUCIDES PROTIDES, LIPIDES. and so on.
The tip? Well, in order to prevent hangovers, nothing better than mixing cold beer and cheap scotch. The gas from the beer eliminates the natural bad taste of the whiskey, so one doesn't get nauseated a priori.
Ain't that something? |
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| Some Guy |
A man is driving down a country road when he sees a sign,
"Apples $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should
cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples
are so expensive.
The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly
apples. Here, try one."
The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the
peanut butter but not the jelly."
The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he savors a
sweet jelly.
The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but
they're $10.00 each."
The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow,
these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese."
The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and
a rich, creamy
cheese taste fills his mouth.
The farmer says, "Now, if you really like those, I've got
some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're pussy
apples."
The man cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says,
"YUCK, these taste like shit!"
The farmer says, "Turn it around."
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| mojoman |
congrats pug!! thats awesome. did you have to quit drinking? |
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| Jair |
Congrats Pug. You are looking really good.
Don't give up, pal!
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| voodoopug |
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mojoman wrote:
congrats pug!! thats awesome. did you have to quit drinking?
I quit drinking Black Russians and now occassionally have a few light beers....and quite a few when it is necessary, but I have greatly scaled back my drinking. |
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| JumpingKentFlash |
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voodoopug wrote:
sadly, no as he is thinner than me and chicks dig the suit.
Well, your weight loss seems to be working. Keep it up... |
| 10th August 2006 10:20 AM |
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| jb |
Don't give up Pug....make sure to drink 8 glasses of water a day as well as Benefiber to ensure proper bowel habits.
[Edited by jb] |
| 10th August 2006 10:41 AM |
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| Gazza |
well done, Pug - you look very well..and somewhat distinguished! |
| 10th August 2006 12:45 PM |
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| Jumping Jack |
Well done Pug. Do you have the will power to resist the Kentucky pig roast though? Yummy!!! |
| 10th August 2006 01:09 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Jumping Jack wrote:
Well done Pug. Do you have the will power to resist the Kentucky pig roast though? Yummy!!!
Sadly, I have a professional committment saturday night in Chicago and will have to travel back to Chicago Saturday Morning. |
| 10th August 2006 01:11 PM |
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| jb |
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voodoopug wrote:
Sadly, I have a professional committment saturday night in Chicago and will have to travel back to Chicago Saturday Morning.
Try taking a plane like a civilized human being...enough of the cheap driving shit!!!! |
| 10th August 2006 01:19 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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jb wrote:
Try taking a plane like a civilized human being...enough of the cheap driving shit!!!!
I have appointments with clients in Indianapolis, West Lafayette, and Louisville, thus the required drive. |
| 10th August 2006 01:21 PM |
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voodoopug wrote:
I have appointments with clients in Indianapolis, West Lafayette, and Louisville, thus the required drive.
The sad reality of being a salesman................... |
| 10th August 2006 01:21 PM |
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| Saint Sway |
Let him be, JB.
Keep in mind that no one wants to hear him singing Journey on the plane. |
| 10th August 2006 01:25 PM |
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| voodoopug |
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Saint Sway wrote:
Let him be, JB.
Keep in mind that no one wants to hear him singing Journey on the plane.
If the White Sox skid continues....Do not expect me to be singing any Journey ANYWHERE! |
| 10th August 2006 01:27 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
If the White Sox skid continues....Do not expect me to be singing any Journey ANYWHERE!
You can be the Randy Jackson bass player in a new Jouney cover band... |
| 10th August 2006 01:58 PM |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
jb wrote:
You can be the Randy Jackson bass player in a new Jouney cover band...
Sadly, I am not a black man and would not fit the mold. |
| 10th August 2006 02:01 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Some Guy wrote:
How did this happen, VoodooPug, you are truly the Starr Jones of Rocks Off. I commend you once more!
Star Jones had gastric bypass, but denies it. She is still an overweight, ugly, bitter woman. |
| 10th August 2006 02:02 PM |
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| jb |
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voodoopug wrote:
Sadly, I am not a black man and would not fit the mold.
You are a former big man,like Randy, who has lost substantial weight...I think you could do just fine...especially singing the high Steve Perry notes. |
