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| glencar |
Who's toadying whom, Chicken Little? You always seem to come to this thread when yer girlfriends are posting. Meet you at the strip mall at noon. No chains, bats or guns. |
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| nankerphelge |
Hey, let's try to keep on topic. This isn't about all self-possed nut-job liberals who think they have a lock on all things wise.
It's about not wishing one of them in particular a happy birthday!
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| pdog |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Hey, let's try to keep on topic. This isn't about all self-possed nut-job liberals who think they have a lock on all things wise.
It's about not wishing one of them in particular a happy birthday!
Fucking Funny! |
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
Hey Feej, got another question for ya. Come on, you can tell us: Ever screw any *colored* goats before?
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Zulu Fun Mix wrote:
Hey Feej, got another question for ya. Come on, you can tell us: Ever screw any *colored* goats before?
Look goatee, Feej is a lot of things, but he's never been anything but a black sheep type of guy. |
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| pdog |
When it comes to sheep fucking, do not discriminate! |
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
Come on, Feej, 'fess up! We'll never tell your friends in the Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys. Honest!
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| pdog |
We Are The Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys... |
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
pdog wrote:
We Are The Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys...
Although, at the last meeting, a short squatty mick smelling of latex and KY handed me a pamphlet requesting my membership in the Rhode Island Association of Flamboyantly Faggoty Sidekicks (RAFFS)...I read through it...Best I can tell, it's just a bunch of overweight, homosexual softball players who like to get together on Friday nights and stand outside Carl Yastrzemski's home offering sexual favors if he'll play mid-fielder and bat cleanup at their next fundraising event...the "Balls for Boobs" transsexual charity softball game...I'll send them a polite letter of decline and a suggestion that they might have better luck with David Ortiz
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Zulu Fun Mix wrote:
Come on, Feej, 'fess up! We'll never tell your friends in the Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys. Honest!
When niggers go personal, reveal pent-ups, pisses me off. Pisses me off beyond belief. |
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
sirmoonie wrote:
When niggers go personal, reveal pent-ups, pisses me off. Pisses me off beyond belief.
Now ya feeling me...you feel me now? |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Now ya feeling me...you feel me now?
He's been dying to for ages...
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
Yes, Fiji is admirably active in local Republican politics and civic affairs. By day, he is Imperial Wizard of the Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys. By night, he is Divine Czar of the Sect for Screwing Horny Colored Barnyard Animals. Thanks to Fiji's energetic leadership, the local university is now conducting serious research into the question of whether a guy can get mad cow disease simply from going down on one.
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| glencar |
Wow, that's weak. Use the edit button & think up something better 'cause that is really weak. |
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
A sad day in Fijiland:
Animals killed in barn fire
Saturday, August 5, 2006
LaNIA COLEMAN
THE KANSAS NEWS
MIDLAND -- A fan set up to cool horses may have started a fire that leveled a barn and killed several animals in Lee Township.
Homeowner Ray Poirier wept Sunday as firefighters poured water on the barn, which was home to three horses and a goat plus four motorcycles, hay and tires, the Midland Daily News reported. The blaze also consumed a pickup parked outside.
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Wow, that's weak. Use the edit button & think up something better 'cause that is really weak.
What we have here is the very lame alter ego of a mental defective who is clearly on the outs with its significant other...halitosis, sexual inadequacy and the inability to contribute even one correct answer in their attempt at solving the New York Times crossword puzzle has left a gaping void in their relationship...it used to be things could be compensated for with the contents of brown packages (billed discretely to its Visa card) and antiquing on Saturdays...but 50 D-cell batteries and 3 colonial era hutches later, it still finds itself cursing its physique and incessantly gargling Listerine
Tragic really
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| glencar |
DIRECT HIT! |
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| Fiji Joe |
quote:
glencar wrote:
DIRECT HIT!
Really...Stevie Wonder can see this chump can't carry my dirty underwear...especially when its wearing it
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Zulu Fun Mix wrote:
Yes, Fiji is admirably active in local Republican politics and civic affairs. By day, he is Imperial Wizard of the Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys. By night, he is Divine Czar of the Sect for Screwing Horny Colored Barnyard Animals. Thanks to Fiji's energetic leadership, the local university is now conducting serious research into the question of whether a guy can get mad cow disease simply from going down on one.
Its F*cking m*ofing A*drew?
Been twirling skirts since he got leveraged? |
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| pdog |
quote:
Zulu Fun Mix wrote:
Yes, Fiji is admirably active in local Republican politics and civic affairs. By day, he is Imperial Wizard of the Central Kansas Association of White Supremacist Farmboys. By night, he is Divine Czar of the Sect for Screwing Horny Colored Barnyard Animals. Thanks to Fiji's energetic leadership, the local university is now conducting serious research into the question of whether a guy can get mad cow disease simply from going down on one.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. Yes she will, Precious, or we'll get the hose.
Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? |
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
Yawn.
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| Lil Raging Goat |
Bhraaas. Drat blak man laid down a beatin on ya straw infestd butt. You mak goats looc baaad. |
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| Gary Busey |
Would any of these barnyard animals like to join me on my tour to spread the word of the hairless emu?
We'll change peoples lives! Listen! You're missing the wagon here!
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Zulu Fun Mix wrote:
Yawn.
Aye, its M*ofing A*drew coming to enact a terrible revenge on Feejee Joe.
Well, I for one am glad the Feej fired your churlish pomegranite ass - there were grounds in your coffee, your socks were filthy, and you couldn't type for dick, ya duo-twang Kevorkian pie-yutz! |
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| Riffhard |
It is almost funny to watch these guys try and get into a battle of wits with Feej. They have been getting schooled throughout this whole thread,yet they cannot see this very obvious fact. Schooled I said! The whole smackdown and shit.
Riffy |
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| Zulu Fun Mix |
Yawn again.
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| Lil Raging Goat |
Daajs. Not everby day a goat haz himselfs gotten. Zulu is da Pea Wea Herman of da Banyard. lady goats laff at hiz small weener ands hiz smaller intellect. |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Lil Raging Goat wrote:
Daajs. Not everby day a goat haz himselfs gotten. Zulu is da Pea Wea Herman of da Banyard. lady goats laff at hiz small weener ands hiz smaller intellect.
Yeah, and you look like Billy Goat Jew. Sing some half ass Guinea song to me, I banged your momma Leotti, the note she left on the door wasn't what you yids were dreaaming about. |
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| glencar |
quote:
Riffhard wrote:
It is almost funny to watch these guys try and get into a battle of wits with Feej. They have been getting schooled throughout this whole thread,yet they cannot see this very obvious fact. Schooled I said! The whole smackdown and shit.
Riffy
Oh they know it alright. They just can't stop themselves. |
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| not bound to please |
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glencar wrote:
Oh they know it alright. They just can't stop themselves.
Go to the summit page and order goat. |
