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| Michael Cohl |
http://www.myspace.com/michaelcohl
Hi friends! Just letting you know that you can now visit my myspace to leave messages thanking me for all that I do for you people. This service is free of charge (for now). Now let's see some appreciation!
http://www.myspace.com/michaelcohl
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| Lazy Bones |
BRILLIANT!
LMAO... |
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| Gazza |
LMAO.....that page could get potentially even more interesting! |
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| Jair |
quote:
Michael Cohl wrote:
http://www.myspace.com/michaelcohl
Hi friends! Just letting you know that you can now visit my myspace to leave messages thanking me for all that I do for you people. This service is free of charge (for now). Now let's see some appreciation!
http://www.myspace.com/michaelcohl
Fuck Ye, o ye? |
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| Michael Cohl |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Fuck Ye, o ye?
Buy some onstage seats and I will let you personally kick me in the nuts. You don't get where I'm at in life by taking the easy way. |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Thanks for the gift of laughter.... Oh, I can't stop..... |
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| mojoman |
thank you my liege!!! |
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| GotToRollMe |
Fucking brilliant! LMFAO! |
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| RollingstonesUSA |
Truly genius!!!! |
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| Fiji Joe |
Nice work Jesus Christ...er uh Rodney King...er uh Starbuck |
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| glencar |
This is liable to offend some people! |
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| GotToRollMe |
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glencar wrote:
This is liable to offend some people!
We can only hope...
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| Jumping Jack |
Pure gold. Well done, LOL!!! |
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| Soldatti |
Funny as hell. |
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| voodoopug |
Excellent work...Thank you Michael...I knew I was a hero!!! |
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| Trey Krimsin |
Whoever did this should be commended in the highest regard. Real funny shit! |
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| Progeria Boy |
Dear Mr. Cohl:
I have written to you many times before. You don't answer my fuckin' letters! Dude, I don't have too much time on my hands if you know what I mean.
I read Angela Bowie's "Backstage Passes" where I guy like me gets to meet the Stones in concert, smoke weed, and have a blowjob from a pro hooker.
So far I haven't received dimebag one! The only bitches around my house are my nagging Mom and sister! And you're the only jerk givin' out overpriced blow jobs!
I am only 14 but you can kiss my eighty-year-old looking ass MR. COHL! What do you have to say to that Mr. "I'm doing it for the kids"?
I'm gonna meet up with Angela Bowie and maybe even Bill Wyman (he was nice enough to sign my copy of a Bigger Bang) and we're gonna come to Canada and KICK YOUR ASS FOR THE KIDS!
- Simon
(Progeria Boy) |
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| Michael Cohl |
quote:
Progeria Boy wrote:
Dear Mr. Cohl:
I have written to you many times before. You don't answer my fuckin' letters! Dude, I don't have too much time on my hands if you know what I mean.
I read Angela Bowie's "Backstage Passes" where I guy like me gets to meet the Stones in concert, smoke weed, and have a blowjob from a pro hooker.
So far I haven't received dimebag one! The only bitches around my house are my nagging Mom and sister! And you're the only jerk givin' out overpriced blow jobs!
I am only 14 but you can kiss my eighty-year-old looking ass MR. COHL! What do you have to say to that Mr. "I'm doing it for the kids"?
I'm gonna meet up with Angela Bowie and maybe even Bill Wyman (he was nice enough to sign my copy of a Bigger Bang) and we're gonna come to Canada and KICK YOUR ASS FOR THE KIDS!
- Simon
(Progeria Boy)
Sure thing! If you want, we will be offering a live cell phone audio broadcast of you kicking my ass for $19.99 Just get in line and have your credit card ready. |
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| pdog |
This all sort of creeps me out, in a really good way! |
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| LadyJane |
I am PROUD to be an RO'er this morning.
We have insane brilliance in our midst.
Bravo.
LJ. |
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| not bound to please |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
I am PROUD to be an RO'er this morning.
We have insane brilliance in our midst.
Bravo.
LJ.
I agree...myspace!
Who the hell is that Tom guy? |
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| Gazza |
Funniest thread in ages and the myspace site is inspired (love the musical soundtrack...LOL). Lets hope this runs to 500 posts |
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| gimmekeef |
I was lucky enough to have kept my pre-May 1st Cohl platinum membership so was able to visit the site early! |
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| Lazy Bones |
THANK YOU, MICHAEL!!!
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| Trey Krimsin |
Do we get charged 20 bucks if we catch any of Mr. Moneygauger Cohl's teeth? |
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| polytoxic |
quote:
Progeria Boy wrote:
I read Angela Bowie's "Backstage Passes" where I guy like me gets to meet the Stones in concert, smoke weed, and have a blowjob from a pro hooker.
So far I haven't received dimebag one! The only bitches around my house are my nagging Mom and sister! And you're the only jerk givin' out overpriced blow jobs!
- Simon
(Progeria Boy)
Dude, for the price of a Stones concert you can have two hookers dab lines on your dick and lick them off. Entwisle style. And there will still be some scratch left over the sticky icky icky. |
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| voodoopug |
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polytoxic wrote:
Dude, for the price of a Stones concert you can have two hookers dab lines on your dick and lick them off. Entwisle style. And there will still be some scratch left over the sticky icky icky.
I shall question the status of "true fan" on any who do not attend multiple shows during mini tour...This one is for the kids, and we need to step up! |
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| polytoxic |
Hey, this true fan just thinks for 500 clams, would it be so tough to throw in a happy ending  |
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| keefkid |
hey, thanks for that i will post a comment
FUCK YOU MICHAEL
makes me feel a little bit better... |
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| Michael Cohl |
I'm a little upset with the sales of tickets for the US shows in the Fall. You people need to show your devotion by going to Ticketmaster and buying On Stage seats NOW. That is an order. Are you true fans or what? |
