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Topic: keith's ballads Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4
July 16th, 2005 04:37 PM
pdog
quote:
jb wrote:
Go away...you are a bore and a non-factor.....if a baby was dying and I could save it by greeting you, sadly, the baby would die.



Spoken like a true scumbag! Too bad your not a true Stones fan like me!
Will the dead baby greet your Aunt? This is what intriques me.
July 16th, 2005 05:57 PM
PeerQueer
quote:
JaggerLips wrote:


I refuse you.




Wise move.
July 17th, 2005 12:54 AM
voodoopug
quote:
jb wrote:
Go away...you are a bore and a non-factor.....if a baby was dying and I could save it by greeting you, sadly, the baby would die.



wow...getting serious now....gotta give jb the edge, he seems to be outposting pdog....others please chime in with their opinions? My cards have jb winning many more rounds...only a knockout can save pdog.

Peace and love sunday is almost upon us.
July 17th, 2005 06:54 AM
pdog
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


wow...getting serious now....gotta give jb the edge, he seems to be outposting pdog....others please chime in with their opinions? My cards have jb winning many more rounds...only a knockout can save pdog.

Peace and love sunday is almost upon us.



Since you like to stand to the side and be a wise ass little bitch, I'd rather fight with you. It's always the loudmouth that talks alot of shit on the side that looks funniest dragging their tired ass home crying to mommy.
July 17th, 2005 11:48 AM
jb Pdog, I am sure you are a wondeful guy, great dad, etc...but remember, you are not in the same class of posters like myself, Pug, and Joey....The three(e) J's are simply untouchable. If you apologize to all three(3) of us , I will consider a firm handshake and slap on the back if we meet....
[Edited by jb]
July 17th, 2005 12:10 PM
Monster Master, is it uncomfortable having Pug's nose in your ass all the time? I think he has fleas.
July 17th, 2005 12:24 PM
jb
quote:
Monster wrote:
Master, is it uncomfortable having Pug's nose in your ass all the time? I think he has fleas.

One Proud____ (?)acts so humble.
July 17th, 2005 01:06 PM
JaggerLips
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:



Wise move.



I thought as much!
July 17th, 2005 01:53 PM
kath oh nnnoooooo......not again..........

apologies are like greetings.....they seem to get tiresome to some people.

July 17th, 2005 03:54 PM
PeerQueer
quote:
JaggerLips wrote:


I thought as much!



Ah, but did you give it much thought.

A woman of wealth and taste - - I've known a few.
July 17th, 2005 04:19 PM
FPM C10
quote:
voodoopug wrote:


wow...getting serious now....gotta give jb the edge, he seems to be outposting pdog....others please chime in with their opinions?




There are no winners and no losers and certainly no decency in any of the ridiculous feuds and duels that go on here. I usually score them by how many laughs they evoke, but none of this stuff is very funny.


I like both JB and Pdog and would gladly greet either of them.


quote:
voodoopug wrote:

Peace and love sunday is almost upon us.



Fuck THAT shit! Peace and love are for weaklings and losers.
July 18th, 2005 02:49 AM
pdog
quote:
jb wrote:
Pdog, I am sure you are a wondeful guy, great dad, etc...but remember, you are not in the same class of posters like myself, Pug, and Joey....The three(e) J's are simply untouchable. If you apologize to all three(3) of us , I will consider a firm handshake and slap on the back if we meet....
[Edited by jb]


Yes I am wonderful...
I'm not in the Special Ed. Class of pousing posters with you guys... Thank Allah!
Apologize??? Hmmmmmmmmm!
I'm sorry you're a dumbass lawyer.
I'm sorry Pug kisses your hairy ass.
I'm sorry I didn't get to meet Joey, and a few others, in Denver in 2003.
There's your apology. You happy?
Now where's my apology? Fuck it! Please avoid me at all costs. If you even tried to reach for me hand or touch my body I'll consider it assault and will respond accordingly.
If hanging with Maxlugar is the best dumbass repellent in NYC I'm blessed twice. He is fucking cool and you won't roach our buzz! If I was you, I'd avoid the Hotel Penn. area too. We will be on the roof and spit will be aimed at your mellon!
I'll be here all week! Tell the wife and kids Pdog said, "Wat Up Yo"!
July 18th, 2005 06:06 PM
Surround Sister Izzit a weird thing to post a fav ballad (?):
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL ABOUUUUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Edited by Surround Sister]
July 18th, 2005 06:19 PM
Back Street Girl pdog......are you not well?
July 18th, 2005 08:21 PM
pdog
quote:
Back Street Girl wrote:
pdog......are you not well?



If being sarcastic is not being well, then I'm unwell.
July 18th, 2005 08:42 PM
kath so....

just saw my first "ameriquest" ad, and i must say i was pretty disgusted! it's really hard seeing the guys you love so much sell out so bigtime!!
July 19th, 2005 05:30 AM
JaggerLips
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:


Ah, but did you give it much thought.

A woman of wealth and taste - - I've known a few.



Yes I gave it a lot of thought and consideration.

I'M A WOMAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE .........

.....AND I'M IN NEED OF SOME RESTRAINT!
July 19th, 2005 05:29 PM
PeerQueer
quote:
JaggerLips wrote:


Yes I gave it a lot of thought and consideration.

I'M A WOMAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE .........

.....AND I'M IN NEED OF SOME RESTRAINT!




Well, you admire Mr. Jagger's lips, so obviously you are indeed one of taste. They are absolutely exquisite! As are his hips, shoulders, chest, etc. As for wealth, would that be monetarily or experience, or perhaps that oh-so delicious combination of both?

As for restraint...under the right circumstances, yes, restraints can be quite fun.
July 19th, 2005 09:26 PM
Cant Catch Me Well, back to Presley footage from right before his death. Anybody seen that one where he's fat and sweating like a pig and obviously way, way strung out, doing "I Can't Help Falling In Love?"

The one where he seems to snap awake at one point, suddenly startled by the lights, etc.? Where he forgets the words and sings, "pl . . . pl . . . plus tax?" Then sings something like, "I saw you standing there, without any hair?" And, then, when he hits the chorus he nails it and it's beautiful, as if he weren't fat, wasted, sweaty and near death?

It's fucking awesome.
July 20th, 2005 09:00 AM
gslinger

I don't mind keiths ballads in fact I look forward to them
especially nearness of you but he should do three songs
with a rocker in the middle.
July 20th, 2005 10:50 AM
voodoopug My favorite Keith Ballad is "Locked Away"
July 20th, 2005 10:54 AM
jb Keith is a bore-his set is truly embarrassing and humiliating.
July 20th, 2005 10:58 AM
telecaster
quote:
jb wrote:
Keith is a bore-his set is truly embarrassing and humiliating.



jb you ain't getting any at home are ya?
July 20th, 2005 11:56 AM
PeerQueer
quote:
jb wrote:
Keith is a bore-his set is truly embarrassing and humiliating.




JB, sir, you post like a fat man.

Take care of yourself a little better, ok?
July 20th, 2005 12:02 PM
jb
quote:
PeerQueer wrote:



JB, sir, you post like a fat man.

Take care of yourself a little better, ok?

I have gained weight around my genitals.
[Edited by jb]
July 20th, 2005 01:18 PM
pdog
quote:
jb wrote:
I have gained weight around my genitals.
[Edited by jb]



Do you have a dickeydo?
Does your stomach stick out farther than your dicky do?
July 20th, 2005 01:44 PM
FPM C10
quote:
Cant Catch Me wrote:
Well, back to Presley footage from right before his death. Anybody seen that one where he's fat and sweating like a pig and obviously way, way strung out, doing "I Can't Help Falling In Love?"

The one where he seems to snap awake at one point, suddenly startled by the lights, etc.? Where he forgets the words and sings, "pl . . . pl . . . plus tax?" Then sings something like, "I saw you standing there, without any hair?" And, then, when he hits the chorus he nails it and it's beautiful, as if he weren't fat, wasted, sweaty and near death?

It's fucking awesome.



That is the greatest footage ever, of anyone. It was shown on TV too! He was already dead by then and they put a hagiographic voice-over where the truly embarrassing part was, and then said "But even at the end his magnificent voice never failed him" and brought the sound back up for the last chorus, which is, as you say, beautiful.

The whole concert is just horrible! The scenes of toothless old ladies fighting for the sweat-soaked towels which he flings into the audience are also amazing. And when he tries to bend over and pick something up but his girdle won't allow him to bend that far.

"Don't let the lights and cameras throw ya. And don't throw the lights and cameras!"

The King of Rock & Roll!!!




Watching that stuff puts the latter-day Stones in perspective. They COULD have ended up like Elvis.
July 20th, 2005 02:25 PM
jb
quote:
pdog wrote:


Spoken like a true scumbag! Too bad your not a true Stones fan like me!
Will the dead baby greet your Aunt? This is what intriques me.


Bore, n.:
A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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July 20th, 2005 02:35 PM
leandro siqueira I just love The Worst. Keith's singing is amazing!
July 20th, 2005 02:38 PM
Ten Thousand Motels
quote:
FPM C10 wrote:
Watching that stuff puts the latter-day Stones in perspective. They COULD have ended up like Elvis.



It ain't over yet. Viva Las vegas!
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