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LadyJane |
Wow!! I haven't been around much today..Joey is up to 9900. Congrats!!
When do we expect the "big moment" to occur?!
I will clear my calendar to witness this most prestigious and historic event!
LJ. |
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jb |
Ninea abs shae Monkey!!! and you? |
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Lambchop* |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Wow!! I haven't been around much today..Joey is up to 9900. Congrats!!
When do we expect the "big moment" to occur?!
I will clear my calendar to witness this most prestigious and historic event!
LJ.
I think it's safe to say - Joey's losing it, even if he's winning it...
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Bloozehound |
I just got the news....Mary Kate Olsen is hooked on the cocaine  |
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jb |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
I just got the news....Mary Kate Olsen is hooked on the cocaine 
i've really gained a lot of respect for her now... |
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sirmoonie |
Help me, help help me!
Boofie? Is it really you?
Pee Sea Scrolls! |
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Bloozehound |
quote: jb wrote:
i've really gained a lot of respect for her now...
she's takin a ride on the cocaine train, toot toot |
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Snappy McJack |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
she's takin a ride on the cocaine train, toot toot
I'm a superman
I wanna be your superman
I'm a superman
I wanna be your superman
What you get is a crash course to be a man
But a man is a destination never known
Sometimes dressed up like a red hot lady in pumps
Don't think she can get enough
Always feel like she's runnin on a hamster wheel
Getting high, crashing cars and makin mistakes
Keepin her face packed with cocaine
Her face is numb your faith is gone
I'm travelin on now
I'm makin plans now
Cocaine
Alcohol
Lady-lay
Withdrawal
Keep it comin in a world that's blown up wild
Keep it comin in a world that's bred her style
We're all runnin from the goose she's high on cocaine
There's a noose swimmin right between her legs to her brain
We're all in need of a superhuman woman now
We're all in need of a superhuman woman now
So rodeo, rodeo, rodeo, rodeo
Throw the rope around her neck and get the show on the road
What's she thinking
She'll never get enough
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Joey |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
I just got the news....Mary Kate Olsen is hooked on the cocaine 
This is the BEST news that I have heard all week ....................... but I must confess : Man am I tired !!!!!!!
Wait !!!!!!!!!!! What was that L.J. ?!?!
" I will clear my calendar to witness this most prestigious and historic event!
LJ. "
Oh , You're a WILD ONE !!!!! 
" Posting takes a lot out of you Ronnie ! "
Happy JJJJJJJJJJJJJJERKY !
[Edited by Joey] |
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sirmoonie |
Maria Sharapova - did you guys see the wheels on that little chippy? Daaaiimn! |
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Joey |
quote: sirmoonie wrote:
Maria Sharapova - did you guys see the wheels on that little chippy? Daaaiimn!
http://www.twvdivas.com/christi.html |
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Lambchop* |
quote: Joey wrote:
http://www.twvdivas.com/christi.html
Holy shit! 85 posts to go! You are going to do it Monday!
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Egbert |
Hurry, please. |
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fmk438j |
Their total posts combined will equal 11% of the TOTAL posts on Rocks Off ever.
That's crazy.
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LadyJane |
quote: fmk438j wrote:
Their total posts combined will equal 11% of the TOTAL posts on Rocks Off ever.
That's crazy.
Even crazier---Their total posts combined will equal about .5% of the QUALITY of posts on RO ever!! 
HeHeHeHe
LJ. |
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fmk438j |
Mick forsaw Joey and JB's worst nightmare way back in '86.
BACK TO ZERO
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
So you wanna blow us all to pieces
Go meet your maker, head hung down
And give him all your explanations
Go ahead, throw down
Back to zero, back to nothing
Straight to meltdown, back to zero
That's where we're heading
It's a monkey living on my back
I can feel my spine begin to crack
I'm looking to the future
I keep on glancing back
I prefer to rot
I don't want to pop
I think I'll head back to the jungle, alright
Don't want to see no big bad rumble, too fright
Back to zero, that's where we're going
Back to nothing, right now, right now
No heroes? No more heroes
Back to meltdown
That's where I'm going, back to zero
My whole life is hanging on a thread
I'm the fly inside the spider's web
I'm looking to the future
I keep on glancing back
I prefer to rot
I don't want to pop
I worry about my great grandchildren
Living ten miles beneath the ground
I worry about their whole existence
The whole damn thing's in doubt
Back to zero, that's where we're going
Back to nothing, that's where we're heading
Straight to meltdown, that's where we're going
Back to zero, right now, right now
We're going nowhere
Right now, right now
Back to zero, that's where we're heading
Back to zero
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Bloozehound |
quote: Bloozehound wrote:
she's takin a ride on the cocaine train, toot toot
she's driving that train...high on cocaine...Mary Kate you better watch your speed... |
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Joey |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Even crazier---Their total posts combined will equal about .5% of the QUALITY of posts on RO ever!! 
HeHeHeHe
LJ.
You make Joey very sad .
Today's The Day ?!?!
( America
Written by Dan Peek )
" Hold me close
You turn nighttime into day
And you're the most
Brightest star that lights my way
So come home to me now
'Cause it won't matter anyhow
I've got this feeling that today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day
Turn me out
Turn me out on this fine day
'Cause all about
All the people like to play
So come home to me now
'Cause it won't matter anyhow
I've got this feeling that today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day
I've got this feeling that today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day
Oo, oo ...
Hold me close
You turn nighttime into day
And you're the most
Brightest star that lights my way
So come home to me now
'Cause it won't matter anyhow
I've got this feeling that today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day
I've got this feeling that today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day
I've got this feeling today's the day ... "
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Furskee !
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Snappy McJack |
quote: Joey wrote:
You make Joey very sad .
Furskee !
This will make you feel better: 
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Joey |
quote: Snappy McJack wrote:
This will make you feel better: 
Thanks Snappy ! |
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LadyJane |
Oh Joey..you know I'm just "joshin" you!!
Is today the day??? Shall I cancel all plans and sit here by my PC. Day off from work. I can't miss the historic moment...reminds me of the first moon landing.
Do you have your speech prepared???
LJ. |
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Joey |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Oh Joey..you know I'm just "joshin" you!!
Is today the day??? Shall I cancel all plans and sit here by my PC. Day off from work. I can't miss the historic moment...reminds me of the first moon landing.
Do you have your speech prepared???
LJ.
Hello Lady Jane ............................
Nah , I am very busy here at work so most likely tomorrow will be the Big Day !!!!!
It is sort of like the " Fall of Saigon " ................you know it's coming , but it is just a matter of " WHEN " ?!?!?! After we break the 10K barrier , do you think they will re-name the board " Josh & Joey City " ?!?!?!
Developing .........................................
Also , I am thinking of changing my handle to " Machine " when this is over .
Discuss .....................................
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJerky G. I. Joe !!!!
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beer |
Polksalad69 beat you guys to 10k already. |
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Joey |
quote: beer wrote:
Polksalad69 beat you guys to 10k already.
His cumulative posting totals do NOT count ............... |
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glencar |
Where is polksalad? Has he been "dispatched" after reaching 10K> What fate awaits Joey & Joshy? I can't hardly wait. |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Joey wrote:
His cumulative posting totals do NOT count ...............
Is your speech prepared yet?????? |
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glencar |
That is why he's so busy today! |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: glencar wrote:
That is why he's so busy today!
Maybe that's what JB's doing today. But I would imagine that his speech was prepared months ago. Maybe just some last minute editting. |
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glencar |
LOL he prepared it in grammar school & was just waiting for the proper occasion. |
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Joey |
quote: glencar wrote:
LOL he prepared it in grammar school & was just waiting for the proper occasion.
The " Northern Provinces " have long since fallen , the " Central Highlands " have collapsed into our arms and resistance everywhere else is muted to say the LEAST !!!!!!!
Soon ..................the 10K Barrier will be broken and after decades and decades of fighting --- at long last --- Victory will soon be ours .
" This is something that comes once - in - a - lifetime Ronnie ! "
" Stones Rule You Bastards ! "
Jacky Minh ! |