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Topic: A Mission From God !!!!!! ( NSC ) Return to archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
23rd June 2004 03:08 PM
beer I see alot of weeping shitting liquid in your future young Joey.
23rd June 2004 03:09 PM
Joey
quote:
beer wrote:
I see alot of weeping shitting liquid in your future young Joey.



YOU MAKE JOEY CRY LIKE BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well , ..............not really man :



Sturcee !
23rd June 2004 03:19 PM
not bound to please
quote:
beer wrote:




Why? What Does Rocks Off even have to do with it? I would bet that well over 5000 of your posts have had nothing to do with Stones, music, or anything even Stones related. If thousands of "Thank You" posts and emoticons count, then Polksalads posts at other Novogate boards should count too.



bullshit.

Joey and Jb's posts are stones/ian dada archetypes brewing in the primordial stew of messageboard chaos.

polksalad is a poseur at best. Not worth the toliet paper that it takes to wipe him off with.





23rd June 2004 03:23 PM
beer

In The Ghetto Lyrics
by Elvis Presley


As the snow flies,
On a cold and grey Chicago mornin'
A poor little baby JOEY is born in the ghetto
And his mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto

People, don't you understand
The Joey needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day
Take a look at you and me,
Sometimes ya really gotta pee,
Or do we simply turn our heads and look the other way?

Well the world turns
And a hungry little boy with a Cocaine nose
Plays in the street as the cold wind blows in the ghetto
And his Reefer burns
So he starts to roam the streets at night
And he learns how to COPY
And he learns how to PASTE in the ghetto

Then one night in desperation
The young man breaks away
He buys a gun, steals a car, tries to run,
But he don't get far
And his mama cries

As a crowd gathers round an angry young man
Face down in the street with a gun in his hand in the ghetto
And as her young man dies,
On a cold and grey Chicago mornin'
Another little baby child is born in the ghetto
And his mama cries
In the ghetto
In the ghetto



23rd June 2004 03:26 PM
Bloozehound What kind of odds are the bookies giving this race right now ?
23rd June 2004 03:27 PM
beer
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


bullshit.

Joey and Jb's posts are stones/ian dada archetypes brewing in the primordial stew of messageboard chaos.

polksalad is a poseur at best. Not worth the toliet paper that it takes to wipe him off with.





You're like message board herpes. Ya just keep comin back.
23rd June 2004 03:28 PM
Fiji Joe Go Polksalad...it's your birthday...Go Polksalad
23rd June 2004 03:31 PM
didst thou seem
quote:
beer wrote:




You're like message board herpes. Ya just keep comin back.



if you were 1/1000th of your avatar, but we all know you're just an arse.

23rd June 2004 03:35 PM
Lil Raging Goat Chnk chun what wif the no using captal leters horspoop? brok down Bil Perks wannabe
23rd June 2004 03:37 PM
beer
quote:
didst thou seem wrote:


if you were 1/1000th of your avatar, but we all know you're just an arse.






I take that as a compliment. Thanks!

I'm an arse!
23rd June 2004 03:40 PM
didst thou seem
quote:
beer wrote:



I take that as a compliment. Thanks!

I'm an arse!



an arse with cellulite and many pimples.

23rd June 2004 03:40 PM
Some Guy Whats a polksalad?
23rd June 2004 03:41 PM
Fiji Joe Sup beer?...Good to see you're still jumping in the mix.
23rd June 2004 03:42 PM
beer
quote:
didst thou seem wrote:


an arse with cellulite and many pimples.







Lovely. Remimds me of your mom.
23rd June 2004 03:43 PM
beer
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Sup beer?...Good to see you're still jumping in the mix.




Hey Fiji, glad you're back!
23rd June 2004 03:45 PM
Bloozehound Howdy!
23rd June 2004 03:54 PM
Nasty Habits Some of you all never been down South too much...
I'm gonna tell you a little story, so you'll understand where I'm talking about. Down there we have a plant that grows out in the woods and the fields, and it looks something like a turnip green. Everybody calls it polk salad. As in, "Now that's polk salad!"

I used to know a girl that lived down there and she'd go out in the evenings to pick a mess of it. She'd carry it home and cook it for supper, 'cause that's about all they had to eat.


Did you hear? They caught the devil and put him in jail in Eudora Arkansas!

Josh and Joey were never banned from other novoboards when they were temporarily banned on Rocks Off, so they had every opportunity to maintain their post count elsewhere.

Polk Salad all the way!



23rd June 2004 03:56 PM
polksalad69
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Go Polksalad...it's your birthday...Go Polksalad



23rd June 2004 04:00 PM
PolkSalad
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
polksalad is a poseur at best. Not worth the toliet paper that it takes to wipe him off with.



23rd June 2004 04:01 PM
Fiji Joe And there was the song "Polk Salad Annie"..."Gator got your Granny"

Run Polksalad...run like the wind
23rd June 2004 04:05 PM
Some Guy Polksalad69 has 9736 damn! He seems to be smoking jb. jb & joey we gotta increase your quota.
23rd June 2004 04:06 PM
Fiji Joe Polk Salad

23rd June 2004 04:08 PM
not bound to please
quote:
beer wrote:




Lovely. Remimds me of your mom.



My mother was a model and wouldn't know someone like you I suspect.

What was yours? A factory girl? Or worse most likely?





23rd June 2004 04:10 PM
beer This thread has blown up in Joeys face. I bet jb and joey are very nervous right now, they're probably in a huddle, trying to plan a new route.

Go Polksalad!!!!!!!!!
23rd June 2004 04:12 PM
not bound to please
quote:
PolkSalad wrote:




\\\


You are a fraud.

Joey and Jb are the real deal.

busted!

23rd June 2004 04:14 PM
beer
quote:
not bound to please wrote:


My mother was a model and wouldn't know someone like you I suspect.

What was yours? A factory girl? Or worse most likely?





Oh yeah? My father was John Holmes, i believe he worked with your mother!


Are you Canadian?


23rd June 2004 04:14 PM
Joey
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
\\\


You are a fraud.

Joey and Jb are the real deal.

busted!





Bless You Lamby .......................


I see a Man without a Problem ....................I see a country always starved .
23rd June 2004 04:15 PM
Fiji Joe Does anyone else get the impression that this guy (not bound to please) is really JB's twelve year old son, out of school for the summer, whom JB is paying $2.00 an hour to post while JB waxes the fenders of his Momma's Ford Pinto?




[Edited by Fiji Joe]
23rd June 2004 04:16 PM
Riffhard
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
And there was the song "Polk Salad Annie"..."Gator got your Granny"

Run Polksalad...run like the wind




Isn't that the one by Christopher Cross? He was a real rocker in his day. Too bad MTV came on the scene about the same time as he was developing male pattern baldness. It killed his once promissing career.


Riffhard
23rd June 2004 04:16 PM
sirmoonie
quote:
not bound to please wrote:
You are a fraud.

Joey and Jb are the real deal.

busted!



Revisionist history.

The tide has turned, Dande. There is no going back now. Too much blood has been shed. Its all about Polk Salad now. Unless Josh or Joey can figure out how to quad-post on the back nine, this one is going to be over before it ever really even got started.

Polkie in '04!
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