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| gypsy |
I miss him...I miss his avatar...young shirtless Maxy...all lean and playing his guitar...he was so young and happy.
Seriously, where the hell has he been? I hope everything is okay with him and the little Maxlette. |
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| Maxlugar |
I's right here!
MACKY!
And now.....
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YES!
STONES!
ARCHEOLOGY!
MACKY!
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| steel driving hammer |
Joey when he sees a post he's about to copy...LOL!!
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| Joey |
" I miss him...I miss his avatar...young shirtless Maxy...all lean and playing his guitar...he was so young and happy "
I just talked to Max yesterday when I stopped by his home to borrow a cup of ego .
{{ CA - RACK }}}
Harry : " It looks like ! ................It could be !.....................IT IS !!!!!! Another home run by the Jackie . Just look at how far that one traveled Steve ; Waaaaaay over the fence , past Waveland Avenue and into the window of Steelie's apartment . Hey , wait ......................isn't that Hammer's White , Shiny , Shimmering , Sweaty Ass that I see bobbing up and down in there ? "
Steve : " I believe you are correct Harry . I wonder what hot chick he is banging today . The guy has got a Y-Bone stretch like I have never seen . Hold on , it looks like he just finished and they are both getting up off the sofa ......................I wonder who she is ??????
HARRY " Holy #$%@ Steve , IT'S YOUR WIFE !!!!!! "
Steve : " Damnit Steelie , not AGAIN ! "
********* END TRANSMISSION ! ***************************
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| Factory Girl |
Welcome Back, Maxy! You've been missed!
In your absense, we all went shirtless in your honor!!! |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
I just talked to Max yesterday when I stopped by his home to borrow a cup of ego .
THAT is mean!
Joking about blowing up thousands of SARS sufferers is one thing!
Joking about my ego is WAY over the line!
Have you no limits????
Leggo my ego, leggo my ego!
Ha ha ha!
Lord.
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| Factory Girl |
FPM- "my breasts, they will always be open. You can rest you weary head right on them."
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| Joey |
" Joking about my ego is WAY over the line!
Have you no limits???? "
What , the ego ????????
{{ CA - RACK }}
Triple Ronnie !
I would like to drink of your cranial fluid .
" Shot by a guy from Columbia Ronnie "
M. Jackyfly !
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| parmeda |
Max!
*sniff*
Hi Hon!  |
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| FPM C10 |
quote:
Factory Girl wrote:
FPM- "my breasts, they will always be open. You can rest you weary head right on them."
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...now that you mention it I AM a bit weary.... however, the improper thoughts I'm having require that I be severely disciplined before I get any rest. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I miss him...I miss his avatar...young shirtless Maxy...all lean and playing his guitar...he was so young and happy.
Seriously, where the hell has he been? I hope everything is okay with him and the little Maxlette.
I miss him too, and his avatar is in the relocated domain but Maxlugar is not changing it...
Max if you read this please copy this link http://www.rocksoff.org/avatar-maxlugar.jpg and enter in the update profile section paste the address you copied and click submit, then the RO ladies will get their rocks off, just see how desperate is pur beloved Gyspsy asking for it 
Gyspy in the meantime here you have some samples
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| Joey |
" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...now that you mention it I AM a bit weary.... however, the improper thoughts I'm having require that I be severely disciplined before I get any rest. "
<----- One word : " Gibbonlike "
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| Maxlugar |
Hi Parmy!
Has Joey been keeping all my old bits warm while I was out?
He didn't touch any Queens '00 did he?
He didn't steal my Billy Preston Life-Sized Action Figure with Detachable Butt Plug, did he???
Work has slowed considerably so more of my incredible talent should be coming your way, my love. Coming your way in POST form.
YES!
TALENT!
ARCHEOLOGY!
WYMAN!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmacky!
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FPM, I will see you in my chamber immediately!
SPANKY! |
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" Work has slowed considerably so more of my incredible talent should be coming your way, my love. "
<------- Was that Cabin you rented in the Adrionaks ( Sic ) specially designed so you could get through all of the doors ?
{{ CA - RACK }}}
Harry : " OH MY GOD STEVE !!!!!!! Just look at what the little fella has done this afternoon -- His first homer EVER ! By God , this is TRULY a moment to remember and I am sure the little guy will be celebrating this one for a looooooong time , right Steve ? "
" Steve ???????????????????????????????????? "
" STEVE ?!?!?!?!?!?! "
Steve : " Ah, Harry ; do you mind if I ask you a question ? "
Harry : " Sure thing Steve , go ahead . "
Steve : " Didn't you , like , DIE five years ago ? "
Harry : " Oh , PICK , PICK , PICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!Steve ....................................you are getting as bad as Steelie . After all , it isn't like I haven't taken a shower these past few years and am now picking mushrooms out my Ass or something . "
****** Harry begins taking off his trousers *******
Steve : " Harry , What in the Hell are you doing ??? "
Harry : " Get ready Stevie --- the TITANIC is coming !!! "
***************** END TRANSMISSION ********************
JACKY !
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| steel driving hammer |
Maxy should we worry about Howard Dean? Or is he just a flash in the pan? |
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| Maxlugar |
Steelie,
I simply adore Howard Dean!
I hope to God he wins the nomination!
He will drive the final nail in the Communi...er Democratic paty.
Then us rich, mean, racist Republicans can buy more specially modified cabins (modified to fit our immense talent under the roof)in the Adirondacks. Long live the egotistical Log Cabin Republican!
Stones!
Stones!
Nesmuck!
Stones!
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| Cardinal Fang |
Hey B.B. !!!
Welcome back my friend !!
Now remember to ease back in slowly for the first few days cause you don't want to slip your slip slappy and be unhappy.
Would that make Joey the Slip Kid ?
Joey has done remarkably well while you were gone. Terry told me, "Baba say's Joey steals from MANY sources".
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| Maxlugar |
Oh my dear friend Jim Jimminy!
You would think Joey would rather be a top shelf "Joey" and not a poor man's Maxy.
Or a bargin brand Cardinal Fang......
But stealing the enormous genius that is us, is what he does.
Why, I've even seen him steal from the great Who guitarist/ child molester Pete Townsend!
Makes me shiver and shake the way you would imagine Katherine Hepburn is doing right now on the "slab".
ROOTP! (Right out of the park)
MAXKEY!
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| Joey |
" You would think Joey would rather be a top shelf "Joey" and not a poor man's Maxy.
Or a bargin brand Cardinal Fang...... "
You make Joey cry like baby ! Why ?!?!?!
WHY ?!?!?!?!
Why must you make young Joey cry so violently ?
On a side note , I believe many on this board are going to watch in disbelief next year when Mrs. Clinton succeeds Bushie 41 as President of these United States .
" Why do you promulgate such diatribe Joey ????????? " I hear them bray ...........................................Because say what you will about Mrs. Clinton -- she has no use whatsoever for losers and her husband created 24 Million new jobs which is 27.5 Million more than the current administration .
{{ CA - RACK }}
" Born on the floor of a noodle shop Ronnie "
JACKY !
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| Maxlugar |
Speaking of Lesbians...
California is going down faster than Julia Ann on Janine Lindemulder on ecstasy.
"Gray Davis recall, Ronnie!"
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| Joey |
Speaking of Lesbians .......................
Jodie Foster .......Stevie Nicks .................Cameron Diaz .............................................
In the Chinese Lunar Calendar , the " Year of the Monkey " has always been horrific for an incumbent United States President and 2004 looks to be no exception to the rule .
Think back to 1992 and what happened to Bushie Senior or 1980 and Jimmy Carter -- or 1968 and the horrors of LBJ ( Shiver !!!! ) I admit that Eisenhower in 1956 and Roosevelt in 1944 DID manage to get re-elected , but their health deteriorated markedly during that year .
http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/calendar.htm
My point in all this ....................How in the Hell am I supposed to know ? ! ? ! ? ! ? What do you want for nothing ......" Rubber Biscuit ?!?!?! "
" Dropped in the bogs of Jersey Ronnie "
JACKY !!!!!!!! |
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| Factory Girl |
Isn't Cameron Diaz boinking Bernie Mac?? |
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| Factory Girl |
This is the Year of the Pie. July is the Month of the Monkey. Tuesday is the day of the Fleabitten.
I would re-think Madame Joey in the advisor role...lol.
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| Joey |
" However, if the subdued lighting and side 2 of Tattoo You emanating from your chamber is any indication, this just might be my DAY. "
<----- Fleabit :
Every post reflects your Herculean efforts to break through the banalities and the falsehoods previously woven around the life of all us " Rock and Rollers " . Indeed , time and time again , you combine the social scientist's interest in power with the historian's concern with theme and context, the political scientist's interest in system, and the novelist's passion to reveal the inner workings of the personality and relate them to great human issues. Like the music you admire , your work will infuriate and inspire, arouse admiration and controversy--and perhaps no higher compliment can be paid such a monument of interpretive posting .
Salute !!!!!!!!
M. Jackyfly !
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[quote]Joey wrote:
Every post reflects your Herculean efforts to break through the banalities and the falsehoods previously woven around the life of all us " Rock and Rollers " . Indeed , time and time again , you combine the social scientist's interest in power with the historian's concern with theme and context, the political scientist's interest in system, and the novelist's passion to reveal the inner workings of the personality and relate them to great human issues. Like the music you admire , your work will infuriate and inspire, arouse admiration and controversy--and perhaps no higher compliment can be paid such a monument of interpretive posting .
Salute !!!!!!!!
Oh my God!
That was very good Joey.
VERY, VERY good.
Who wrote it?
{{{CA-RACKO!}}}
Bob Costas: Good God! It is high, it is far, it's.....GONE! Out of the park! Jesus Fucking Christ Mel, that kid can smash the living cunt out of that testicle, huh?
Mel Allen: Fucking A-right douche lips. It's as natural a some greek sportscaster doing anal to a dead body.
Bob Costas: I hear ya. Uh Mel, what are those on your legs?
Mel Allen: Well you've heard of a flea circus right? Well, since I'm dead and being eaten slowly by hundreds of maggots...
Bob Costas: A MAGGOT CIRCUS!
Mel Allen: Yup! These two larger maggots are chasing the smaller one with a flour bag. Like clowns do.
Bob Costas: Hey, Bozo the Maggot!
Mel Allen/ Bob Costas together: Ha ha ha ha!!! Waaaa ha ha ha!!
{{{{PLOOP}}}}, {{{{{PLOOP}}}}}
Bob Costas: Can someone push Mel's eyes back in? I did it last time.
Mel Allen's eyeless skull: HOW ABOUT THAT!
Thanks.
MACKY SOSA! (Head filled with cork)
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| Boomy |
Hey Max. Waaaaaaaaz uuuuuuuuuuuuuup! |
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| Maxlugar |
Not much man! How's it going?
I like the Man Show avatar!
Hey, do you have one of the little blonde juggy with the big tits? You know, the real cute one that is always getting a lot of "face time". I like her.
Can you please get one of her and make it your avatar?
Thanks!!!
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| Boomy |
Ah, yes. I presume you are speaking of juggy Vanessa. She is indeed a beaut.
Although, I kinda like the twins and a couple of the brunette girls.
PIE me up
Yif ya pie me up I'll never stop
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