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| keithriffhard |
what's the best is being totally stoned stupid and getting pulled over by a cop with like 4 of your friends, just totally whiped and this cop walks up and tells you that he's only giving you a warning for running a stop sign and ignores the facts that we're wearing tinted glasses at night and it reeks of reefer and we're laughing at him and then he walks off and drives off into the night. Classic.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Drugs are bad for you. One must learn to get high on life... On the fine arts. On a beautiful sunset. On Music appreciation...On enlightening televison programming...etc.
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| pdog |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Drugs are bad for you. One must learn to get high on life... On the fine arts. On a beautiful sunset. On Music appreciation...On enlightening televison programming...etc.
Could you please post comments like this in the gay thread!
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| MrPleasant |
WELL, YOU GOTTA HAVE SOAP TO WASH YOUR SINS AWAY,
YOU GOTTA HAVE HOPE, IT'S THE PRICE YOU GOTTA PAY.
AND YOU GOTTA GIVE LOVE OR YOUR LOVE WILL WALK AWAY,
AND YOU GOTTA STAY LOOSE, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO STAY.
DOWN, YOU GOT ME GOIN', GOIN' 'ROUND, YOU GOT ME GOIN' DOWN,
DA-DA DOWN, DA-DA DOWN.
DOWN TO THE BOTTOM, TO THE BOTTOM OF A HOLE, GOIN' DOWN.
GOIN' DOWN TO THE BOTTOM, TO THE BOTTOM OF A HOLE, GOIN' DOWN.
DOWN, GOT ME GOIN', GOIN' 'ROUND, GOT ME GOIN' DOWN,
GOIN' DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.
GOIN' DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF A HOLE, GOIN' DOWN.
I'M GOIN' DOWN TO THE BOTTOM, TO THE BOTTOM OF A HOLE, GOIN' DOWN.
DOWN, YOU GOT ME GOIN', GOIN' 'ROUND, YOU GOT ME GOIN' DOWN,
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DOWN.
DOWN, YOU GOT ME GOIN', GOIN' 'ROUND, YOU GOT ME GOIN' DOWN.
YOU GOT ME GOIN', GOIN' DOWN,
YOU GOT ME GOIN', GOIN' DOWN, I'M GOIN' DOWN.
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| Saint Sway |
psst... this thread was started by a narc. Pass it on... |
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| jostorm |
For all The Constipated Ones (and with apologies to Joey, I know bowel movements are your territory....)
3 times daily 5 ml of Lactulose.
Duh! I forgot I'm talking to constipated American men, sorry, you're so much bigger than our men in Europe (and believe me, size isn't all!)...ok, let's double the dose, then..
3 times daily 10ml of Lactulose. You should be able to buy it over the counter in bottles .It's an invert sugar (just tastes sickly sweet)that does not get resorbed from your intestinal tract and can therefore not be overdosed, perfectly safe and used as an adjuvant in liver disease treatment (who knows? may help with all the drinking you all do, too), it simply increases faecal output.
You're welcome....
As to hash: God, the munchies are just awful, sooner or later everyone has to give it up or resign themselves to looking like a stranded whale................. |
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| pdog |
quote:
Saint Sway wrote:
psst... this thread was started by a narc. Pass it on...
That's funny! I would make a great cop.. I can spot a dope deal a mile away. It's like second nature...
You know I'm all about drug law reform and health awareness regarding drugs, right? |
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| Saint Sway |
riiiiiiiight |
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| Some Guy |
unfortunately I am laying off the dope for a while |
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| Bitch |
Booze and pills and powders, and don't forget the smoke and the sex and the STONES! Choose your medicine?
I choose a varied combo of 3 to 4 of the above for best results to reach the desired level of euphoria. Not for advised for amateurs, only experienced Stoners who know how to manage their addictions! Hell yeah! right! |
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| keefkid |
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| Starbuck |
here is feej at the last family reunion...
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| keefkid |
no credits sorry, photographer wishes to remain anonymous...
haaa |
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| egon |
i've always mainly been interested in beer
(even though i'm from holland) |
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| pdog |
quote:
egon wrote:
i've always mainly been interested in beer
(even though i'm from holland)
You are genetically predetermined to post that, you had no choice! |
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| glencar |
Beer is my drug of choice. I don't do doobies. |
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| pdog |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Beer is my drug of choice. I don't do doobies.
I never thought you did, but I do have some glue sniffing concerns!
Everytime you post, the seconds tick away, and you are that much closer to death!
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| glencar |
I used to do a bit but then the Man cracked down on safety-related feds doing crack & I had to give it up. |
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| pdog |
quote:
glencar wrote:
I used to do a bit but then the Man cracked down on safety-related feds doing crack & I had to give it up.
If The Republicans remained a Libertarian oriented party, you would not have had to quit! |
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| glencar |
Even though I don't smoke it, I can't see why we still have war on pot. |
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| PeerQueer |
[quote]keefkid wrote:
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| keefkid |
hahahaha
how much blow is there guessess plzzzzzzz
at least an oz i would say...
yummmmm |
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| SheRat |
quote:
jostorm wrote:
For all The Constipated Ones (and with apologies to Joey, I know bowel movements are your territory....)
3 times daily 5 ml of Lactulose.
You're welcome....
really? Because I just spent the Sunday, Monday and Tuesday on various combos of valium, darvocet and vicodin. Is this stuff over the counter? Or a health food store type thing? |
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| Dan |
Anybody here try Salvia? |
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| pdog |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
really? Because I just spent the Sunday, Monday and Tuesday on various combos of valium, darvocet and vicodin. Is this stuff over the counter? Or a health food store type thing?
Are you feeling backed up? |
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| SheRat |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Are you feeling backed up?
Oddly, not this time, but I have before, and it would be nice to know the remedy... |
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| pdog |
quote:
SheRat wrote:
Oddly, not this time, but I have before, and it would be nice to know the remedy...
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| Dead_Flowers |
quote:
Dan wrote:
Anybody here try Salvia?
I have. You need to read about it before you try it. It's not something I recommend doing in a social setting. It was much stronger than I had anticipated.  |
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| pdog |
quote:
Dead_Flowers wrote:
I have. You need to read about it before you try it. It's not something I recommend doing in a social setting. It was much stronger than I had anticipated.
Is this that stuff that makes you trip? It was on the news a few months ago b/c a white kid did it and killed himself... If not, what is it...
Special K is the one drug I never got a chance to do... That's okay... I never drank Zima either, and I know it sucks! |
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| Dan |
quote:
Dead_Flowers wrote:
I have. You need to read about it before you try it. It's not something I recommend doing in a social setting. It was much stronger than I had anticipated.
Yeah I have read all about it and been meaning to try it, just never seriously shopped for it. Definitely interested in the experience since horror movies these days just aren't scary enough. |
