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| GotToRollMe |
JAGGER IMMORTALISED IN POETRY
28/05/2007 17:47
LATEST: SIR MICK JAGGER has become the unlikely inspiration for poetry - penned by his ex-wife JERRY HALL. The former supermodel, whose nine year marriage to the rocker was annulled in 1999, makes her debut as a poet at a literary festival in England this summer (07). However, Hall published her first poem called Icon about the Rolling Stones frontman last month (Apr07) in British newspaper The Independent - and it doesn't make flattering reading. She writes,
"He is a hollow hyperbole
the crowd plays him like a flute
the crowd lives out their fantasy
through his mirror door they see
an image of the person
they wish that they could be
he fucks their women
and fights their battles against mediocrity
but when he comes home to me
all that's left is VD."
Link: http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jagger%20immortalised%20in%20poetry_1032352
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| mrhipfl |
boooo! |
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| Gazza |
he'll be impressed with that last line, I'm sure
Classy! |
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| texile |
anybody remember in bonnie and clyde,
when bonnie is reading her poetry?
'rat-a-tat-tat...'
that's what i think of.. |
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| mickmask |
Ah C'maan.....surely she can do better than that?! 20 some odd years and that's all she's got?
Hmmph.
read better stuff in the loo...
mm. |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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GotToRollMe wrote:
all that's left is VD."
VD = A short for Voodoo  |
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| fireontheplatter |
she better not quit her day job. |
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| pdog |
that is awesome.... I was thinking her poetry would suck, but it's full of venom, it bites. I admire that...
Best poem ever, I wrote. It goes like this.
FUCK
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Just as I figured..
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| Gazza |
quote:
fireontheplatter wrote:
she better not quit her day job.
what day job?? |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
GotToRollMe wrote:
"He is a hollow hyperbole
the crowd plays him like a flute
the crowd lives out their fantasy
through his mirror door they see
an image of the person
they wish that they could be
he fucks their women
and fights their battles against mediocrity
but when he comes home to me
all that's left is VD."
Well, it sounds like it came out of a Shakespearean play.
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Let's all write bad poems about Mick.
Here's mine:
Mick Mick Mick Mick Mick Mick Mick
Known amoungst the high class whores
As Mr Golden Dick
But to those of us
With common sense
He is the 9th Wonder of the World
And he co-wrote
Midnight Rambler
So Jagger the Dagger
Is cool with me.
And as a gift....here's one for Pdog.
Ooooooooooooooooooo FUCK!
Whooooooooooooooaaa FUCK!
Eeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaa FUCK!
Huuuuuurrrrggglllph FUCK!
Just FUCK! |
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| VoodooChileInWOnderl |
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fireontheplatter wrote:
she better not quit her day job.
quote:
Gazza wrote:
what day job??
To give Voodoo a blow job!
Now that's cheap and bad poetry   |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
She has a hard time letting go, doesn't she?
I don't know what her bitch is, her and Mick were never legally married anyway. That "ceremony" in Bali doen't count. |
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| jostorm |
The only gripe I have with Jerry's poem is that it is a let-down at the very end. "All that's left is STD" would have rhymed so much better and not gone against the rhythm....but yeah, it's pretty bad, it's the sort of creative writing that should be locked inside the woman's diary and never really see the light of day.
Personally, I like Jerry Hall very much, and in my book she's entitled to bitch as much as she likes, after all she did put up with his "wandering dick" for all those years... |
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| texile |
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jostorm wrote:
after all she did put up with his "wandering dick" for all those years...
that's her own fault though.....
seriously, jagger must get tired of these people in his past with their after-the-fact revelations and gripes.
as Ten Thousand said,
she was even married.
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| Bruno |
What is "VD"? |
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| Riffhard |
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texile wrote:
anybody remember in bonnie and clyde,
when bonnie is reading her poetry?
'rat-a-tat-tat...'
that's what i think of..
LOL! That is exactly the poem that I thought of when I read it!!
Riffy |
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| texile |
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Riffhard wrote:
LOL! That is exactly the poem that I thought of when I read it!!
Riffy
perfect visual isn't it? bobbie had better imagery, i think.
Bonnie Parker: [reading her poem] You've heard the story of Jesse James / Of how he lived and died / If you're still in need / Of something to read / Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde. / Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang / I'm sure you all have read / How they rob and steal / And those who squeal / Are usually found dyin' or dead. / They call them cold-hearted killers / They say they are heartless and mean / But I say this with pride / That I once knew Clyde / When he was honest and upright and clean. / But the laws fooled around / Kept takin' him down / And lockin' him up in a cell / Till he said to me: "I'll never be free / So I'll meet a few of them in Hell." / If a policeman is killed in Dallas / And they have no clue to guide / If they can't find a fiend / They just wipe their slate clean / And hang it on Bonnie and Clyde / If they try to act like citizens / And rent them a nice little flat / About the third night / They're invited to fight / By a sub-guns' rat-a-tat-tat. / Some day, they'll go down together / They'll bury them side by side / To a few, it'll be grief / To the law, a relief / But it's death for Bonnie and Clyde.
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| The Pretentious Poet |
We all love Mick Jagger, for he's got a certain swagger,
And it rips you like a dagger every time he takes the stage.
He will grab the mic, caress it; work the crowd, downright finesse it,
And his moves, they will impress it, they're devoid of years or age.
He's an ol' rock hall of famer, he's a special entertainer,
One that comes with no disclaimer when he rides a blow up cock.
He's a big hit with the ladies, has a few hundred mercedes,
Sure, he might end up in Hades, but forever he will rock.
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| PartyDoll MEG |
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The Pretentious Poet wrote:
We all love Mick Jagger, for he's got a certain swagger,
And it rips you like a dagger every time he takes the stage.
He will grab the mic, caress it; work the crowd, downright finesse it,
And his moves, they will impress it, they're devoid of years or age.
He's an ol' rock hall of famer, he's a special entertainer,
One that comes with no disclaimer when he rides a blow up cock.
He's a big hit with the ladies, has a few hundred mercedes,
Sure, he might end up in Hades, but forever he will rock.
I've been waiting for your masterpiece....
Think maybe you should go give the Bimbo Jerry some poetry lessons |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Just another night
A night like any other
Gonna play and sing
Grind the hips and ass
Everyone gets their groove on
Refunds never asked for
India, Australia, Europe, US, even China
Seen a lotta places
And fuckin' rocked ass every time
Go Jagger Go!
On the stage!
Do that thing that only you do!
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OK, now, can anyone see it? If you look, you will see. |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Oh you are so clever, SS!!
You must be like the Pretentious Poet..
you must have liked poetry classes |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
POETRY CLASSES?!?
Do you really think for a second that I'd actually take a poetry class?
Well I got a short answer for that....NO, no fuckin' way.
I can't imagine anything worse than being trapped in a small room for several hours with a group of "aspiring poets" who need to take a fucking poetry class.
I think that's probably one of my seven levels of hell. |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
Is this your work, SS? 
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| Sir Stonesalot |
No, it isn't....but I did once talk a drunk friend into pissing on an electric fence.
It was funny until we thought that he died. Knocked his ass out.
But then he started to move a little, and we started laughing again.
I made him a t-shirt. It said..."Never piss on an electric fence, no matter how tempting."
I never saw him wear it. Imagine that. What an ingrate.
Insight is such a rare thing
Whomever claims it
Almost never has it
Nothing is just that
Nothing
And nothing will change
Dig your wells deep
Only then will you get the sweetest water
Mystery always needs resolution
Even when it's not plausible
Grant us the strength to carry on....
Heh heh heh.... |
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| LadyJane |
You don't fool me SS!!!
Your words..it's like reading in between the lines and finding a new meaning.
LJ.
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| PartyDoll MEG |
See...you is a poet
And just don't know it |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Well...I could be a poet.
But then again...so could anyone.
BTW Meggy...I don't think anyone else got it...besides LJ. And I don't think she'll tell. |
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| GotToRollMe |
Oh, I got it from the git-go, SS. Very clever
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