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Would my recent turn into full blown hardcore alcoholism relate, in any manner, with my current MACCATHON?? It's so easy to get wasted with his perfect compositions as background.
No alcohol is the drink of Stones fans, you are suffering from a very serious disorder... You need to drink more and listen to Exile! |
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| glencar |
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Ouch, but still NICE RACK ! Anyone got pics ? Macca must like a good rack, re: Linda...
Off of RAM : My dog he got three legs, my dog he can't run...the 3 other beatles thought it was about them, maybe just premonition !
Sad stuff at the end of the day, but he should have known better, that bitch is crazy, telling Larry she had a miserable life after marrying the best known man in the world, that terrible argument days before their wedding in Florida when he threw her engagement ring out of the window and now that Bon Jovi thing, what a tramp, he's only got himself to blame ! On the plus side, maybe song material for the next LP, "Hopper Skelter" ?
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What was the Bon Jovi thing? Don't tell me the word "fling" enters into this. |
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| gotdablouse |
Sorry for the confusion, the BBC reported that she had told him (or somebody else) that she didn't care much for the Beatles but preferred the music of JBJ and his boys. |
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| UGot2Rollme |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
MILLS McCARTNEY HEALTH FEARS
HEATHER MILLS MCCARTNEY is so devastated by her separation from husband SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY, she has suffered a major health relapse. The former model, 38, had an operation last month (APR06) after a metal plate in her pelvis, used to help secure her false leg, slipped out of place.
Yeah, no doubt she was being fucked so hard by Sr. Paul's butler that it disclocated her pelvis piece! |
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| corgi37 |
Forget the leg. I'd do her. But, she does have a evil mouth. Looks at those pursed lips. You can just imagine her snarling "You are not having any more weed!"
And, more than likely, she'd say "And i dont want that fucking Ringo coming around again. |
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Heather quotes..
Ohh Paul, your old bands had some good tunes, but I really like Bon Jovi better.
You better stop smoking that stuff...
why don't we try Viagra - you can snort it!
how much are you worth again?...
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| UGot2Rollme |
BITCH! |
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| Gimme Shelter |
[quote]gotdablouse wrote:
Ouch, but still NICE RACK ! Anyone got pics ? Macca must like a good rack, re: Linda...
Check out my previous post on this thread for pics.
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| corgi37 |
Topless pics from her modelling days were every where, but i did a google search and got nothing. Maybe all Macca's money got rid of them?
From memory, her boobies were perky and firm, but not spectacular. |
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| Factory Girl |
Corgi's post reminds me of the immortal line uttered by Tei Hatcher---drum roll please:
"They are real and they are spectacular!"
Macca will get himself a new pair to play with. |
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| Joey |
What about the Leg ?!?!
Who gets the leg on Wednesday Evenings ?
Well ....... ?!?! ..... We are WAITING !!!!!!!
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJACKY |
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| MrPleasant |
I support Macca!
Why did Paul McCartney break up with Heather Mills?
Because she couldn't keep her legs closed!
(Alternate 'Director's Cut' Version)
Why did Paul McCartney break up with Heather Mills?
Because she WOODEN LEGgo of the past!
(Unrated 'Adults Only' Version)
Why did Heather Mills break up with Paul McCartney?
She was sick of waking up and finding his fecal matter on her stump!
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| gorda |
Okay, here is the real reason, they broke up:
Sir Paul walked into the kitchen and caught Heather naked . . . wearing nothing but a white mink coat . . . and eating a huge ham and cheese sandwich . . . and drinking a tall, cold glass of milk! All while, she listened to . . . "Sympathy for the Devil" on her ipod |
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Topless pics from her modelling days were every where, but i did a google search and got nothing. Maybe all Macca's money got rid of them?
From memory, her boobies were perky and firm, but not spectacular.
The lady is pushing 40! When were those supposed -topless pictures taken? Perhaps, she was in her 20's?
I'm sorry to say, that once a woman turns 30, her tits start to sag. Thank God for push-up bras!
P.S. Fortunately, I'm the expection! My boobies are still fabulous! (It's the cellulite on my ass that I can't seem to get rid of . . . )
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| gorda |
She's ugly!
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| MrPleasant |
Maybe she was angry because Paul wouldn't let her sing in his albums (i.e. "Cook Of The House"). |
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| gorda |
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UGot2Rollme wrote:
Heather quotes..
Ohh Paul, your old bands had some good tunes, but I really like Bon Jovi better.
Did she really say this?
I used to like Bon Jovi, too, way back when I was in high school and didn't know any better!
Bon Jovi sucks!
How could she even compare!
P.S. Actually, it's kind of sad, she's missing a leg and now she will be one of the world's most hated women!
The Beatles are one of the world's most beloved bands!
She'll have to keep looking over her shoulder each time she goes out! She'll have to always be on the look out for crazy angry Beatles fans!
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What would happen if Sir Paul "gives" all his money to his grown children and then, he only leaves like a buck in the bank. Then, when they go to divorce court, and the judge orders that she gets half, Sir Paul can state, "Here you go 50 cents!" Ha! Ha! Ha! |
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MILLS: 'I'LL DONATE SETTLEMENT TO LANDMINE CHARITY'
HEATHER MILLS has vowed any money she wins in a divorce settlement from estranged husband SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY will be donated to her landmine charity. The former model is expected to win between $72 million (GBP40 million) and $360 million (GBP200 million) should she and MCCartney make their split permanent. But Mills' spokesperson insists she has no desire to profit from the divorce and will pump any money she gets into the Adopt-A-Minefield charity she is a patron of.
The representative says, "Most of the money Heather has ever received goes towards supporting her various charities, the main being Adopt-A-Minefield. "I cannot comment on what the settlement might be, except that I am certain she wants the vast majority of it to be spent on clearing landmines. "The way she sees it is that there is no point the money sitting in a bank account gathering dust, the money has to be working. "The more acres of minefield she can clear, the happier she will be."
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| glencar |
Well, at least his kids won't get that money! |
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| gorda |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
MILLS: 'I'LL DONATE SETTLEMENT TO LANDMINE CHARITY'
HEATHER MILLS has vowed any money she wins in a divorce settlement from estranged husband SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY will be donated to her landmine charity. The former model is expected to win between $72 million (GBP40 million) and $360 million (GBP200 million) should she and MCCartney make their split permanent. But Mills' spokesperson insists she has no desire to profit from the divorce and will pump any money she gets into the Adopt-A-Minefield charity she is a patron of.
The representative says, "Most of the money Heather has ever received goes towards supporting her various charities, the main being Adopt-A-Minefield. "I cannot comment on what the settlement might be, except that I am certain she wants the vast majority of it to be spent on clearing landmines. "The way she sees it is that there is no point the money sitting in a bank account gathering dust, the money has to be working. "The more acres of minefield she can clear, the happier she will be."
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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| corgi37 |
She was a glamour model in early 90's. I have indeed seen many topless pics of her. Nothing to write home about. She was aiming to be a Jo Guest i think.
But just couldnt get a leg up in the industry. |
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| glencar |
She was a model? With that face? Wow. |
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glencar wrote:
She was a model? With that face? Wow.
Glennie, did you see the face of Mrs. Barbaro's owner? He must like horses a LOT! |
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| SweetVirginia |
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glencar wrote:
She was a model? With that face? Wow.
Her mouth is positively frightening!
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| Joey |
What about the leg ?!?!
Please ................I's justs gots to's knows !
Jacky Cakes |
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| andrews27 |
I second the motion: BITCH! (God, it's like posting to a soap opera forum!)
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| corgi37 |
It wasnt the leg or the face that people wanted to see in her photos.
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McCARTNEY OFFERS MILLS 'QUICKIE' DIVORCE
SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY has reportedly offered estranged wife HEATHER MILLS a $45 million (GBP25 million) quickie divorce settlement, if she gives permission for their daughter to live with him. The deal would grant the pair joint custody of two-year-old BEATRICE, but she would have residency with MCCartney - reports British newspaper the Daily Mail. A source tells the paper, "Paul has offered Heather these terms and he has told friends he believes a deal is close to being made. It might seem very quick as they only announced their separation last week but they have actually been discussing this for several months. "Beatrice will live mainly with Paul but Heather will have access whenever she wants. "They want to protect her form their break-up as much as possible and are determined not to argue over custody or money." Mills' publicist revealed earlier this week (22MAY06) that any money she receives from MCCartney would be donated to the landmine charity she is a patron of. She said, "The way she sees it is that there is no point the money sitting in a bank account. It has to be working. The more acres of minefield she can clear, the happier she will be."
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| glencar |
According to Newsweek, Macca is worth $1.55 BILLION. He sure is a cheapskate! |
