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| Ten Thousand Motels |
>WHERE'S THE ANNA NICHOLE APPRECIATION THREAD??<
Right here. 
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| MrPleasant |
Thanks. I LOVE MELONS!!! |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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| Some Guy |
stop the insanity, please. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Great karoke song for J. Howard Marshall II.
Honky Tonk Woman
(Jagger/Richards)
I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.
It's a honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
I layed a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me in roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
It's a honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
(Yeah!) It's a honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
(Yeah!) It's a honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
1993's Playmate
Background:
"I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support." Anna Nicole Smith Busty model Anna Nicole Smith burst to fame as the Playboy Playmate of the Month in May 1992, Playboy's centerfold in June 1992 and Playboy's Playmate of the Year in 1993. A model since age 20, Smith was also widely recognized for replacing Claudia Schiffer as the face of Guess jeans in mid 1990s and became the spokesperson for Trim Spa diet products in late 2003. Smith branched out to acting and is best remembered while starring in her eponymous reality show on E! Entertainment Television, "The Anna Nicole Smith Show" (2002-2004).
On the silver screen, she appeared in such films as Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994), To the Limit (1995), Skyscraper (1997, V) and Wasabi Tuna (2003).
One of the Internet's early pin ups, 5' 11" tall Smith has 36A-25-37 (dancer in Texas 1988), 42DD-26-38 (after implants, early 1990s), 39DD-27-39 (1993 Playmate of the Year), 39D-27-39 (slimmed down after rehab & dieting) measurements. The blonde, whose trademarks are her Texas accent and Marilyn Monroe-style tousled hair, has raised public eyebrows several times. She flashed her breasts and underpants at the audience of Nashville, Tennessee's Grand Ole Opry in April 2005, pulled her dress down to her waist to bare her breasts at the inaugural MTV Australia Video Music Awards (2005) and posed naked for a fashion magazine to prove she did not undergo surgery to lose weight in mid 2004.
Smith drew public attention in 1994 when she married 89-year-old wheelchair-bound oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall (Smith was 26 at that time), who died the following year. She then endured a long court battle with her stepson to gain half of her late husband's $1.6 billion estate. In January 2005, US judges impounded her share of her late husband's money, deciding that Smith is not one of J. Howard Marshall's heirs. A mother of a 19-year-old son, Smith was linked to real-estate developer Jonathan McManus (born in 1968; dated 1998) and doctor Ben Khan ( a.k.a. Ben Biucksson; together 1997).
Vickie Lynn
Childhood and Family:
"I always wanted a father. I used to try to find him by looking him up in the phone book." Anna Nicole Smith
Vickie Lynn Hogan, who would later would be known as Anna Nicole Smith, was born on November 28, 1967, in Houston, Texas. Her mother and aunt raised her after her parents divorced when she was an infant.
A source said that Anna recently reunited with her estranged father, who makes art out of driftwood.
"The Marlboro man. I just love cowboys. I love all kinds of men. But they've got to love my son, because we come as a package." Anna Nicole Smith.
17-year-old Anna married 16-year-old Billy Smith and welcomed their son, Daniel Smith, in 1986. The next year, the couple divorced, resulting in Anna raising Daniel alone. While working as an exotic dancer at a Houston bar, Anna met oil billionaire J. Howard Marshall.
On June 27, 1994, 26-year-old Anna Nicole married the 89-year-old wheelchair bound oil tycoon, who died the following year. Anna subsequently had a long court battle with stepson E. Pierce Marshall to gain half of her late husband's fortune.
The Anna Show
Career:
"I love the paparazzi. They take pictures and I just smile away. I've always liked attention. I didn't get it very much growing up and I always wanted to be, you know, noticed." Anna Nicole Smith After divorcing Billy Smith, Anna Nicole Smith headed to Houston and worked as a Red Lobster waitress and Wal-Mart cashier. With her stunning stature, Anna collected more money working as a topless dancer in Rick's Cabaret bar. A photographer spotted her and Anna began to pursue her old dream, to be the next Marilyn Monroe.
Anna had breast implants and cosmetic surgery before she entered the Playboy Cover Contest. At age 24, she posed for the magazine's cover and gained notice as Playboy Playmate of the Month in May 1992. In the mid 1990s, she appeared nude in Playboy's centerfold (June 1992 edition) and nabbed the coveted modeling job as the face of the lustrous Guess Jeans, replacing model Claudia Schiffer. Anna was also voted Playboy Playmate of the Year 1993.
The next year, Anna appeared on the wide screen by playing a bit part in her debut film, Joel Coen's comedy The Hudsucker Proxy (starring Tim Robbins and Paul Newman). She followed it up with the action comedy Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (starring Leslie Nielsen). In the Peter Segal-directed film, Anna played Fred Ward's naughty girlfriend and received a Razzie Award for Worst New Star.
She also starred as the attractive, revengeful ex-CIA agent, Colette Dubois/Vickie Linn, in Raymond Martino's thriller action To the Limit (1995, opposite Joey Travolta).
In 1996, Anna filed for bankruptcy and faced health problems resulting from the plastic surgery she had years ago. Afterward, she returned to acting and starred as buxom helicopter pilot Carrie Wisk in Raymond Martino's action thriller Skyscraper (1997, V, she also served as associate producer). She then was crowned Miss Republic of Cuervo Gold in 1998 and in 2000, appeared in Lane Bryant's campaign ads and starred in the short-fated series "N.Y.U.K."
In 2002, Anna starred in her own reality show, "The Anna Nicole Smith Show." The show premiered on August 4th, 2002, on E! Networks and gave her a Teen Choice Awards nomination for Choice TV Reality/Variety Star - Female, in 2003. However, because of Anna's extensive weight increase that reduced the ratings, the cable later cancelled the show in 2004.
Meanwhile, Anna starred in Lee Friedlander's comedy about a group of friends who kidnap her beloved pet Sugar-Pie in Wasabi Tuna (2003). More recent, she appeared in Bryan Michael Stoller's spoof movie, Miss Cast Away (2004) and in F. Gary Gray's adaptation of Elmore Leonard's novel, the gangster comedy Be Cool (2005, starring John Travolta).
Awards:
Razzie Awards: Worst New Star, Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1995)
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| MrPleasant |
It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the side of me
I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big-titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me...
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, Mystery
I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
And So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone...
"Where's those titties that I like so well
'n my goddamn beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil...he's about this big...
He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright
I sweared I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabitch!"
'Cause I was mad at him,
Well he just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter
Said: BANG BANG BANG
Then the sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away...
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Titties 'n all!"
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN, BOY? "Were the cans
this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true."
WELL DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
DO YOU HEAR?
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the Devil,
Do you understand? Just what will you give me
for your
Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little
contract here..." YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
"Don't call me that"
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
...GIMME THAT PAPER...BET YER ASS I'll SIGN...
'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME
"Man, You can't fool me...you ain't that bad...
I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had...
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew, too...
'n both of those suckers was worse 'n you..."
WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO?
(improvised dialog)
"Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say...
that you want to make a deal with me..."
"That's very, very true
I'm only interested in two things
"Yeah?"
See if you can guess what they are"
"I would think...uh...let's see, maybe Stravinsky..."
"I'll give you two clues. Let go of your pickle"
"What?"
"Let go of your pickle!"
"I'm not holding my pickle"
"Well, who's holding your pickle then?"
"I don't know...she's out in the audience...
Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold
my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"
"I'm only interested in two things, and that's
titties and beer
you know what I mean?
"What?"
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"
"I don't know if you're the right guy?"
titties and beer!"
titties and beer!"
"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think...
I mean hold on a second boy, 'cause that's magic ink!"
And then the devil let go of his pickle
and out come my girl, there was her titties
flop-floppin'...all around the world
She said "I got me three beers and a fistful of downs
and I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck, you clowns!"
Then she gave us the finger, it was rigid and stiff
That's when the devil, he farted
and she went right over the cliff!
The devil was mad, I took off to my pad
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
I swear I do declare, how did she get back there?
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| MrPleasant |
Buddy Jones:
Ah, thanks, IKE... Yes, it's WET T-shirt TIME AGAIN Here at the Brasserie... Home of THE TITS...huh huh... And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park Up next in her bid for the semi-finals... Hi, Mary...howya doin'?
Mary:
Hi!
Buddy Jones:
Where ya from?
Mary:
Ah, the bus...
Buddy Jones:
Which one?
Mary:
You know...the last tour... You know...Leather
Buddy Jones:
Oh...you were the girl stuck to seat 38 Phydeaux III... why don't you get in position and take a deep breath, because this water is very, very cold, but it's goin' to be so stimulating. And Mary's the kind of Red- Blooded American Girl who'll do anything...
Mary:
Anything...
Buddy Jones:
I said anything...for fifty bucks That's right!
Mary:
I really need the fifty bucks you know I gotta get home!
Buddy Jones:
Yeh, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed...that's right, you heard right...our big prize tonite is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances...
Mary:
Here I am!
Buddy Jones:
...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!
Mary:
EEEK!
Buddy Jones:
No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you...sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead...AND HERE COMES THE ICE PICK IN THE FOREHEAD ...a million laughs, Mary! Anyway; good golly, what a mess...she's totally soaked...yeh, totally committed to the fifty bucks...That's it just step into the spotlight...let the guys get a good look at ya honey!
Mary:
Here I am!
Buddy Jones:
Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs? Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little...
Mary:
Ooooh!
Buddy Jones:
Oh my goodness, look at her go!
Mary:
Oooh! I'm dancing! I'm dancing!
Buddy Jones:
Ain't this what living is really all about! Here's your fifty bucks Mary...
Mary:
Oh great! Now I can go home!
Buddy Jones:
Home is where the heart is.
Mary:
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quote:
pdog wrote:
She was once hot, now she is a cross between Miss Piggy on Ludes and Jerry Hall.
NOT GOOD!
She went from a good wank to a skank!
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Blah Blah Blah. (I'm not making a pun at you; I'm just echoing myself.) Or, how about some Salomon:
1 Whilst Thou with Sacred Rage inspir'd dost Sing
2 The Mystic Song of Songs, can Cold Age bring
3 An Offering fit? Or, without Fire, devote
4 True Zeal to Verse? Or can I tell by rote
5 Thy Praises without measure due? Shall I
6 Confound Thy Consort then, or Modesty
7 Prophane in Print? No, let me silent be
8 A Monumental Foyl to Poetry and Thee.
signed -- Nicholas Stuart. Baronet.
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| corgi37 |
I asked this on another thread, and will ask again. Why do you wacky Yanks fuck your names up? Why is it J. Howard Marshall? Whats wrong with his 1st name? Why is it C. MOntgomery Burns? C. Thomas Howell?
Fucking explain it to me. It's always puzzled me.
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| voodoopug |
also, its nicole, not "Nichole" and yes, I would do her. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
also, its nicole, not "Nichole" ...
Oh. OK. |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Oh. OK.
she still has fine breasts. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
she still has fine breasts.
The best money can buy. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
pdog wrote:
She is a skank!
True...but she's brought skankism to an art form. I think that one could even make the arguement that she's "the greatest skank in the world" or at least in the USA. |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
and yes, I would do her.
I'd do anything she'd ask me to in bed. Except get tied up. I'm claustrophobic.
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| MrPleasant |
quote:
pdog wrote:
If I knew what this meant, I would respond better, all I can say is, deal with it! She is a skank!
LOL! You've got a PM.
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| MrPleasant |
quote:
MrPleasant wrote:
LOL! You've got a PM.
For some strange reason I can't send pdog a PM (something about cookies or some shit). So I'll make it public: Sorry, it was only a bad gag. I'll edit my original post. Bye. |
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| MrPleasant |
Cheers. Actually, while we're on the subject of skanks: Mick Jagger. |
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| rasputin56 |
I don't know but I've been digging the SC look she had...
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| Saint Sway |
Yikes! Ck out the horrible scar she has from her cheap boob job.
she's trash
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MrPleasant wrote:
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| gimmekeef |
quote:
voodoopug wrote:
she still has fine breasts.
Yup if ya like 64DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'S |
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| voodoopug |
quote:
gimmekeef wrote:
Yup if ya like 64DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'S
and I do appreciate the swollen chested woman. |
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| Dead_Flowers |
Did anyone watch the Anna Nicole show? Man, that girl is stupid! I don't know if she was heavily medicated or what. You could tell her son was embarassed by her. I guess this thread isn't about her intelligence though.
I guess she does know how to be a good gold digger, she should be entitled to some of the money for letting the old guy touch her fake boobies.  |
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quote:
Dead_Flowers wrote:
I don't know if she was heavily medicated or what.
Oh hell yeah! Like Rush Limbaugh after crushing and snorting oxycotin and washing down a fistful of vic's & perc's with a double martini.
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
DON'T WASTE ANOTHER MINUTE. JOIN NOW!
http://www.annanicole.com/Community/fans.php
OR...
http://www.sofeminine.co.uk/w/star/f1785/fan-club/Anna-Nicole-Smith.html
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| Honky Tonk Man |
LOL! I know she married the old loon, but I find this snap hilarious! 
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| parmeda |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I'd do anything she'd ask me to in bed. Except get tied up. I'm claustrophobic.
lmao...immediately followed by **A Blank Fucking Stare**
Dude, who are you bullshittin'? |
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| parmeda |
quote:
pdog wrote:
I wouldn't fuck her with Ian Billens dick!
You are a smart man...
I'm sorry, but she's nothing but an over-used douchebag. |
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