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Ten Thousand Motels |
Jerry Hall's impotence ads
2006-04-17 12:20:06
femalefirst.co.uk
Jerry Hall is the face of new impotence sex drug Levitra.
Pharmaceutical giant Bayer have signed the stunning model-turned-actress to promote the Viagra rival because of her "open attitude to sex and relationships'.
The beautiful star - who was married to Rolling Stones rocker Mick Jagger, famed for his womanising - said: "People get old on the outside but they feel young on the inside and still want some romance, and have sex, for as long as possible!
"People who suffer from erectile dysfunction need to realise they're not alone, they don't have to suffer in silence, it's not that bigger deal.
"After all, we're only talking about blood flowing into vessels
… and there's a treatment for it.'
Jerry insists the drug will be a godsend to older couples who still want to make love but have been unable to, and admits her sexual appetite has increased as she has got older.
The 49-year-old said: "I'm a woman in my 40's and I can assure you that women of my age are more interested in sex than a woman in her 20s.
"Older women feel much more relaxed and more happy in their skin. It's more enjoyable.'
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Break The Spell |
So will these actually be TV ads or in magazines. |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Break The Spell wrote:
So will these actually be TV ads or in magazines.
I suppose both. Drugs is big money. At any rate it sure beats Bob Dole hawking Viagra. Jerry will do a good job....erectile dysfunction needs to be glamourized. |
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glencar |
Wow, she knows no limits... |
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glencar |
Maybe this is just a ploy to get more money from Mick J. |
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Break The Spell |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I suppose both. Drugs is big money. At any rate it sure beats Bob Dole hawking Viagra. Jerry will do a good job....erectile dysfunction needs to be glamourized.
No doubt, her doing the ads won't make change the channel at dinner time they way Dole's ads did!! |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
I'm glad the scientists and pharmacuetical corporations are working on a cure for impotence in our generation. This could match the discovery of the wheel or penecillin. Life is always alot better when the old lady is happy. |
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Break The Spell |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
I'm glad the scientists and pharmacuetical corporations are working on a cure for impotence in our generation. This could match the discovery of the wheel or penecillin. Life is always alot better when the old lady is happy.
Because if the old lady isn't happy, no one is!! |
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PeerQueer |
Viagra has been part of my recreational drug usage for the last year. It really does add an amazing degree of stamina... |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: PeerQueer wrote:
Viagra has been part of my recreational drug usage for the last year. It really does add an amazing degree of stamina...
Condoms and Viagara ... what an ugly and unnatural combination.
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Saint Sway |
Holy shit!!! WTF??!!!?!?!?!??!
did Mick not leave her enough money?????
why in the world would she do this?? How much could she possibly make??
BIGGEST STONES HUMILIATION YET
christ, even Yoko wouldnt do this!! |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
Holy shit!!! WTF??!!!?!?!?!??!
did Mick not leave her enough money?????
why in the world would she do this?? How much could she possibly make??
BIGGEST STONES HUMILIATION YET
christ, even Yoko wouldnt do this!!
Oh c'mon its not that big of a deal. She is a Texan. And hard-ons are bigger in Texas. |
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Saint Sway |
didnt Raffy Palmiero do a Levitra ad???
not good company
Sir Mick's ex should be above this.. Her behavior over the last 2 years is bizarre and worrisome. |
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Ten Thousand Motels |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
Sir Mick's ex should be above this.. Her behavior over the last 2 years is bizarre and worrisome.
Above what exactly? Let her do what she wants. |
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Saint Sway |
above slumming on cheasy reality shows and hawking pecker pills |
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Dead_Flowers |
quote: Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Above what exactly? Let her do what she wants.
True. There are lot's of people that are doing the same thing. She sees an easy way to make money. |
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Break The Spell |
quote: Dead_Flowers wrote:
True. There are lot's of people that are doing the same thing. She sees an easy way to make money.
It's just the fact that Jerry's connected to the Stones that makes it kind of sickening, plus it will be an easy target once again concerning the Stones age, the fact she's pushing an erectile disfunction product. The media loves to blast them any chance they get, and this will be an easy target for them!! |
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Carol Sigmaringa |
I think it will be bizarre, funny and strange at the same time to see Jerry doing this... |
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SweetVirginia |
This ad will not be able to run for
long given that she calls herself a
"woman in her 40's".
Isn't she 49 at the moment?
SV
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SweetVirginia |
Here she is with her first customer:

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Dead_Flowers |
quote: SweetVirginia wrote:
This ad will not be able to run for
long given that she calls herself a
"woman in her 40's".
Isn't she 49 at the moment?
SV
49! Wow, I think she looks great considering how many kids she has had. Does anyone know if she has had any plastic surgery? She doesn't have the "weird" overdone look like so many other famous people have. |
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SweetVirginia |
quote: Dead_Flowers wrote:
49! Wow, I think she looks great considering how many kids she has had. Does anyone know if she has had any plastic surgery? She doesn't have the "weird" overdone look like so many other famous people have.
I just checked....she was born 2 July 1956.
She does look great.
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gorda |
Poor Micky!
That woman!
How mean!
She's still mad, and just trying to get back at him!
P.S. Micky doesn't suffer from impotence! He has a big, strong, hard "tool" and he uses it every night! (Everytime I see a picture of L'Wren, she's grinning from ear to ear!)
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Jumacfly |
I d like to bang her, but no pills thanks! |
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Break The Spell |
quote: Dead_Flowers wrote:
49! Wow, I think she looks great considering how many kids she has had. Does anyone know if she has had any plastic surgery? She doesn't have the "weird" overdone look like so many other famous people have.
I don't believe she's had any plastic surgery, in fact she's spoken against it a couple times in the past. I have more respect for women like her that age naturally than those who go way overboard and end up looking like aliens!! A little bit is maybe OK if you're in the limelight, but when you're 60, you don't need to try and look 25!! |
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Lucy_Bandersnatch |
You have to love it. Wasn't it only last week Jerry was hawking baked goods? Now she's cooking in the bedroom. |
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Gazza |
quote: Saint Sway wrote:
Sir Mick's ex should be above this.. Her behavior over the last 2 years is bizarre and worrisome.
and Mick's isn't? |
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gimmekeef |
Dont you guys get it?...Its her answer to A Bigger Bang! |
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Break The Spell |
quote: gimmekeef wrote:
Dont you guys get it?...Its her answer to A Bigger Bang!
Hopefully the response is good, or else we'll see what her response to Rarities is. |
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texile |
quote: Break The Spell wrote:
It's just the fact that Jerry's connected to the Stones that makes it kind of sickening, plus it will be an easy target once again concerning the Stones age, the fact she's pushing an erectile disfunction product. The media loves to blast them any chance they get, and this will be an easy target for them!!
exactly - embarassing.....
its cheesy.
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