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| Joey |
quote:
pdog wrote:
It's the coke, you can smoke
if you don't like my crack, I won't take it back
Poi ?!
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| Joey |
Pdoggy dog ?!
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| jb |
The above post was Townshend approved |
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| _Boomy_ |
Edited by W.Hung-Hi
[Edited by _Boomy_] |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
The above post was Townshend approved
What can I say , ...there is tremendous talent here at the board .
TREMENDOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| pdog |
joey
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| _Boomy_ |
quote:
pdog wrote:
joey
Funny. You didn't even put a question mark after it. It's like your stating that is actually Joey.
Yes!!! |
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| The Pretentious Poet |
LET'S INVADE IRAN
by the Pretentious Poet
Let's invade Iran, my boys! Let's invade Iran.
Let's do the Farsis under, like we did Afghanistan.
Let's trash the bastards now and leave them crying for their mom.
Let's bomb 'em to the stone age, like we did in Vietnam.
For now's the time to go, I say - now we must attack.
Let's build a stable country, like we just did in Iraq! |
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| pdog |
We are not nation builders, but unbuilders...
John Stewart, last night! |
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| jb |
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am too stupid
to be a "A" lister.... |
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| The Pretentious Poet |
quote:
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am too stupid
to be a "A" lister....
Write wrie write until you blister.
Then you can be a good A lister!
[Edited by The Pretentious Poet] |
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| pdog |
quote:
jb wrote:
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am too stupid
to be a "A" lister....
That is so fucking A-list.... |
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| monkey_man |
quote:
The Pretentious Poet wrote:
LET'S INVADE IRAN
by the Pretentious Poet
Let's invade Iran, my boys! Let's invade Iran.
Let's do the Farsis under, like we did Afghanistan.
Let's trash the bastards now and leave them crying for their mom.
Let's bomb 'em to the stone age, like we did in Vietnam.
For now's the time to go, I say - now we must attack.
Let's build a stable country, like we just did in Iraq!
Is this Zakaria, Fareed?
Smells like Starbuck indeed!
~da Monkey with no insight
~da Monkey who so trite
[Edited by monkey_man] |
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| jb |
quote:
pdog wrote:
That is so fucking A-list....
Aquila (Acylas)
Avtalyon, rabbinic sage in the early pre-Mishnaic era
Christian Anfinsen, chemist
Tom Arnold, actor (upon marrying Roseanne Barr)
Bishop Bodo, confessor to Louis the Pious
Elizabeth Brewster, Canadian poet
Sarah Brown, actress
Bulan, king of the Khazars
Kate Capshaw, actress (upon marrying Steven Spielberg)
Nell Carter, singer and actress
Connie Chung, news anchor (upon marrying Maury Povich)
Sammy Davis, Jr., entertainer
Jacqueline du Pre [Jacqueline du Pré], musician (upon marrying Daniel Barenboim)
Isla Fisher, model (upon marrying Sacha Baron Cohen)
Aaron Freeman, journalist and comedian
Lord George Gordon, nobleman and politician
Gudit, queen of Damot
Henry Hill, FBI informant
Elizabeth Hulette, pro wrestling valet
Jethro, priest of Midian and father-in-law of Moses
Carolyn Jones, actress (upon marrying Aaron Spelling)
Jon Juaristi, linguist and political essayer
Felicity Kendal, actress
Cameron Kerry (reconvert)
Jamaica Kincaid, author
Mathilde Krim, AIDS researcher and educator, founder of amFAR
Julius Lester, children's author
Elliott Maddox, baseball player
Makeda, queen of Sheba
Anne Meara, actress and comic
Adah Isaacs Menken, stage actress
Marilyn Monroe, actress (upon marrying Arthur Miller)
Dhu Nuwas, king of Yemen
Martha Nussbaum, philosopher
Obadiah the Proselyte (nee Johannes), priest and composer
Onkelos, Hebrew scholar and translator
Valentine Potocki, Polish count
Ruth, great-grandmother of King David
Laura Schlessinger, radio personality
Arnold Schoenberg (reconvert)
Norma Shearer, actress (upon marrying Irving Thalberg)
Shemaya, rabbinic sage in the early pre-Mishnaic era
Elizabeth Taylor, actress (upon marrying Eddie Fisher)
Chris Van Allsburg, children's writer
Jackie Wilson, soul singer
Mare Winningham, actress-singer
Nikki Ziering, model (upon marrying Ian Ziering)
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| pdog |
quote:
monkey_man wrote:
Is this Zakaria, Fareed?
Smells like Starbuck indeed!
Might be a hybrid... Starfeej or Fijibuck.... There's amazing sheep cloning going on. |
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| The Pretentious Poet |
Write a poem, a song, an ode or even a to-do list.
But Jesus H. to f*cking Christ, don't give us no more Jew lists! |
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| pdog |
I am a jew
we are few
fuck you
in your poo poo |
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| jb |
Joey, Joey
he's our man
if he can't do it
Pdog can. Pdog
Pdog, he's our man,
if he can't do it.
fucking andrew can. |
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| pdog |
I can't do it
I'm a retard
I smell like strippers
and need cialis to get hard |
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| jb |
quote:
pdog wrote:
I can't do it
I'm a retard
I smell like strippers
and need cialis to get hard
I think it's time for
a rea' "A" lister to step up...
it's here for the taking.. |
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| The Pretentious Poet |
PDog's bus is yellow and short - he is the man, you see.
He is not scared to tell his friends he suffers from ED.
He often has to pop a pill to prop up his flagpole.
It happens to the best of us, even Ditka and Bob Dole |
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| pdog |
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| monkey_man |
Could it be a bored Joe near Wichita
who lives life to rock the Casbah?
Does this man rock a squeegee,
fling poo and condescend from Fiji? |
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| The Pretentious Poet |
And so I see you say to me I wear the Joey hat?
Holy shit - I'm not a twit - I'm much better than that! |
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| Stones Security |
You're a sicko
Not a poet
I have a gun
Don't make me show it
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| The Pretentious Poet |
quote:
You're a sicko
Not a poet
I have a gun
Don't make me show it
Your gun is small and flaccid, packed away in underroos.
It hasn't seen the light of day since 1982!
[Edited by The Pretentious Poet] |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
Joey, Joey
he's our man
if he can't do it
Pdog can. Pdog
Pdog, he's our man,
if he can't do it.
fucking andrew can.
Yeah , whatever happened to ' Fucking Andrew ' ?!
Man , that guy was always Minty Fresh and he sure was a ................. well , ....... a ... " Fucking Andrew " !!!!!
Developing .......................... |
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| Fiji Joe |
Yep...it still smells like ass in here |
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Yep...it still smells like ass in here
Fiji ?!
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| Joey |
Fiji ?!
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