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Businessman sues, claiming stripper injured him during lap dance
The Associated Press
Article Last Updated: 03/18/2008 08:00:57 AM MDT
Posted: 7:56 AM- NEW YORK - A businessman claims in a lawsuit that he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe.
Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred early Nov. 2, 2007.
According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him "serious injuries."
A man who identified himself as the manager of the Hot Lap Dance Club said he was unaware of the accident or the state Supreme Court lawsuit. The club's lawyer, Stephen Ateshoglou, did not immediately return a call.
On its Web site, the club describes itself as the "Playboy Mansion of Manhattan party lofts." The site says admission is $50 plus a one-time club membership fee of $10 for newcomers. Lap dances cost around $40, plus admission, according to the Web site. |
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| mrhipfl |
that's one expensive club!  |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
The answer is simple. Federal regulation of lap dance clubs.
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| mojoman |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
The answer is simple. Federal regulation of lap dance clubs.
any video of the "incident" |
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| SweetVirginia |
I nominate this man as our next governor in NY! |
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| nankerphelge |
I got slapped by a stripper once.
She was extremely flexible, and was able to bend herself in half. She would get on stage and bend over and, given the height of the stage, you were staring at her money-maker while she would talk to you from between her legs.
It was kind of interesting, so I dutifully grabbed my dollar and went up for a look see.
After her set was finished - maybe 15 minutes later - she walked directly over to me and slapped me full force across the face. Accused me of blowing on the snatcheroo.
I'm pretty sure I didn't blow on her.
Given the size of that thing, it would have sounded like a trombone...
[Edited by nankerphelge] |
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| SweetVirginia |
I think you were just panting, Nanky.
She misunderstood. |
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| nankerphelge |
Exactly!
I am totally misunderstood.
Except for here.
People get me here... |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Exactly!
I am totally misunderstood.
Except for here.
People get me here...
You got that right, oh horned one! 
lmao
LJ.
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| Nasty Habits |
I don't know which is the more traumatic visualization for me, the guy with the stiletto heel sticking out of his eye or Nanker staring down the void.
Remember, when you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes into you.
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| nankerphelge |
It is strange - the dynamic of this place.
Most of the people on this board I have never met.
Yet I feel like we all know each other.
And when we do meet, we all seem to meld, despite our differences (in politics, jobs, age, etc).
And that is regardless of whether we are at a show, or at a casino because a show was cancelled, or at a BBQ at TomLs back yard.
It has amazed me ever since I discovered Stones boards generally, and this asylum in particular!
Pyschologists and sociologists could make a career out of studying this place.
Christ, a couple of people here could be case studies in and of themselves - we all know who they are.
What's that?
Oh sure, here ya go...
Joey??
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| Nasty Habits |
The mind, heart and soul that can contain and love all the contradictions of the Rolling Stones is a very special thing.
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| SweetVirginia |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
It is strange - the dynamic of this place.
Most of the people on this board I have never met.
Yet I feel like we all know each other.
And when we do meet, we all seem to meld, despite our differences (in politics, jobs, age, etc).
LJ and I have discussed this often.
We have come to trust the Stones as a bit of a guidepost when making friends.
Works almost every time.
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| PartyDoll MEG |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I got slapped by a stripper once.
She was extremely flexible, and was able to bend herself in half. She would get on stage and bend over and, given the height of the stage, you were staring at her money-maker while she would talk to you from between her legs.
It was kind of interesting, so I dutifully grabbed my dollar and went up for a look see.
After her set was finished - maybe 15 minutes later - she walked directly over to me and slapped me full force across the face. Accused me of blowing on the snatcheroo.
I'm pretty sure I didn't blow on her.
Given the size of that thing, it would have sounded like a trombone...
[Edited by nankerphelge]
Nanky that is so good.
Seriously, I don't even think you can make up a story that good. But who knows. We have some very talented story tellers at RO!! |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
LJ and I have discussed this often.
We have come to trust the Stones as a bit of a guidepost when making friends.
Works almost every time.
I have met some of the dearest and truest friends I'll ever know right here.
I am JONESING for a Summit!!!!!!!!
LJ.
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| SweetVirginia |
Maybe the TONS press the Stones are doing for SAL indicates they have something else coming down the pike soon after?
Maybe? |
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| SweetVirginia |
Uh-oh, Nanky.
We have conflicting testimony here. |
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| nankerphelge |
"Works almost every time."
Except for Tele, yeah it does.
That one got past everyone's radar I think.
And Meg, I assure you that my stories are 100% true.
No need to embellish when nankiness is at play.
I manage to get my ass into some stupid shit!!!
Did I ever tell you how I learned to water ski in the snake and gator-infested bayous outside New Orleans?
Well, see, I was drunk...
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| SweetVirginia |
Beware the Big Bad Wolf...
he'll huff and puff and
well, you know. |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
"Works almost every time."
Except for Tele, yeah it does.
That one got past everyone's radar I think.
And Meg, I assure you that my stories are 100% true.
No need to embellish when nankiness is at play.
I manage to get my ass into some stupid shit!!!
Did I ever tell you how I learned to water ski in the snake and gator-infested bayous outside New Orleans?
Well, see, I was drunk...
Well obviously the gators didn't have their way with you. Or the snakes..
Lucky for your drunken ass!
Now the hookers... |
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| nankerphelge |
I have never used hookers, meg.
Not once.
Well, I was at a bachelor party where two were hired to 69 one another.
All I did was interview the chick on bottom while she was diving. You know, like Wolf Blitzer reports...
I don't think that counts.
Nope, nankiness needs no hookers.
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| Gazza |
quote:
SweetVirginia wrote:
Maybe the TONS press the Stones are doing for SAL indicates they have something else coming down the pike soon after?
Maybe?
Nope. Apparently Blondie Chaplin told some fans at a Rutles reunion gig the other night that there would be NO Stones tour in 2008.
However, he's apparently heard that there will probably be a tour in 2009. |
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| LadyJane |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I have never used hookers, meg.
Not once.
Well, I was at a bachelor party where two were hired to 69 one another.
All I did was interview the chick on bottom while she was diving. You know, like Wolf Blitzer reports...
I don't think that counts.
Nope, nankiness needs no hookers.
When are you going to write your memoirs???
I've already committed $$$ to the Movie Rights.
LJ. |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
I have never used hookers, meg.
Not once.
Well, I was at a bachelor party where two were hired to 69 one another.
All I did was interview the chick on bottom while she was diving. You know, like Wolf Blitzer reports...
I don't think that counts.
Nope, nankiness needs no hookers.
O M G ....
ROFLMAO!!
Nank's you da man!!!
Oh and by the way..back to the first story...
Me being a naive Midwestern girl.
Where exactly were you gonna put that dollar when you did the "supposed crime" of blowing?
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| nankerphelge |
Hadn't thought of that.
Shoulda used one of them silver dollars.
Coulda dropped it right in the slot!!!
[Edited by nankerphelge] |
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| Stones Security |
What a sicko you are nanker.
Is that the only way you can get your jollies is to blow on womens' private parts?
You deserved to get slapped.
I would like to slap you.
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| nankerphelge |
Don't make me...
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| pdog |
Only here, can a thread about strippers bring us to a hug and love moment about our friendships. We are non-sequitars! |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
quote:
pdog wrote:
Only here, can a thread about strippers bring us to a hug and love moment about our friendships. We are non-sequitars!
Have a told you lately...
Oh heck..
Give me a big hug, P! |
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| Brainbell Jangler |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Christ, a couple of people here could be case studies in and of themselves - we all know who they are.
Whaddaya mean, "they"? |
