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| Ten Thousand Motels |
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Joey wrote:
You make Joey smile
So what makes Joey cum?
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| Joey |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
So what makes Joey cum?
My Stonesian Princess ...
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| sirmoonie |
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Joey wrote:
Christ, that's posting on loan from God right there.
That's miracle on ice postin'!
I ain't giving it back neithers!
Sneaking out the back door, to hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine...... |
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| moonies sperm |
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sirmoonie wrote:
I ain't giving it back neithers!
Sneaking out the back door, to hang out with those hoodlum friends of mine......
What do ya say we do 'shrooms tonight and romp with chicks who drive Camaros? |
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| robpop |
Dude you had to do a lot of shrooms over the years. Christ man, your sperm is posting. And they want to pick up fast chicks in fast cars. Like WTF? |
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| moonies sperm |
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robpop wrote:
Dude you had to do a lot of shrooms over the years. Christ man, your sperm is posting. And they want to pick up fast chicks in fast cars. Like WTF?
Sperm envy? |
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| the good |
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Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
'Moses was high on hallucinogenic drug when he received Ten Commandments,' claims top academic
5th March 2008
Daily Mail
When Moses received the Ten Commandments from God, he was summoned right to the top of Mount Sinai.
But the man who led the Children of Israel to safety may have been even higher at the time, if an Israeli academic is to be believed.
Psychology professor Benny Shanon says it was likely Moses was hallucinating under the influence of a mind-altering drug at the time of his biblical achievements.
Taking the tablets: Professor Benny Shanon says it was likely Moses was hallucinating when he received the Ten Commandments
To back up his theory, Professor Shanon says the acacia tree, frequently mentioned in the Bible, contains one of the most psychedelic substances known to man.
The professor, who came up with his theory after experiencing firsthand the effects of a hallucinogenic brew used in religious rituals in Brazil, said the story of Moses and the burning bush also had the hallmarks of a psychedelic experience.
The account in the Book of Exodus of the bush's ability to burn without being "consumed" is generally attributed to the presence and power of God.
But to the Hebrew University of Jerusalem's Professor Shanon, who freely admits to having experimented with mind-bending substance "about 160 times in various locales in contexts", it is evidence of the power of drugs.
Writing in the journal Time And Mind, the professor said the telltale signs of drug-induced visions included a loss of sense of time, seeing bright lights or fire, the blurring of the senses and profound religious and spiritual feelings.
"I propose that this event involved no change in the real world, having nothing to do with either the bush or the fire," he said.
[Edited by Ten Thousand Motels]
Does this mean the Bible isn't the inspired word of God???? Shit, I thought there was something odd over the fact that the almighty had a problem with pork and the genitals of baby boys. What a fucking joke the human race is. So much sound and fury over the sacred rites of a bunch of stoners. HAHA! |
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| sweetcharmedlife |
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robpop wrote:
Damn, I thought this thread was about Moses Malone.
[Edited by robpop]
I thought it was about Edwin Moses. |
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| Fiji Jane |
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moonies sperm wrote:
Sperm envy?
Hardly. My sperm goose-stepped it's way right into my mail-order bride's womb. |
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| robpop |
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moonies sperm wrote:
Sperm envy?
No. |
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| MrPleasant |
Moses gets my respect, then. |
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| Martha |
Moses tripping is the only explanation that ever made any sense to me. Word! |
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| Joey |
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MrPleasant wrote:
Moses gets my respect, then.
Word. He was a ' Master Builder ' !!!!
"To show power truly you not only have to show how it is used but also its effect on those on whom it is used. You have to show the effect of power on the powerless."
www.RobertCaro.com
" Hit Me RonnieCakes ! "
J.
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| mojoman |
You, you make a dead man cum........
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| Highwire Rob |
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Highwire Rob, note to self... Grocery List...
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| Joey |
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Highwire Rob wrote:
Highwire Rob, note to self... Grocery List...
Funny !!!!!
Highwire Rob ..... you make young Joey smile .
Baby 'kins ! |
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| PartyDoll MEG |
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nankerphelge wrote:
Notice that none of the 10 Commandments says Thou Shalt Not Do Drugs!
I think that pretty much says it all.
well sorry..the Pope came out with 7 NEW deadly sins....
you ain't outta the woods yet
"Mgr Girotti named the new mortal sins to be (1)genetic modification; (2) human experimentations, (3) polluting the environment; (4) social injustice; (5) causing poverty; (6) financial gluttony; and (7) taking drugs"
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