27th February 2007 12:49 PM |
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lotsajizz |
I'm a sole practicioner...last of a dying breed...God bless Atticus Finch |
27th February 2007 12:56 PM |
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jb |
quote: lotsajizz wrote:
I'm a sole practicioner...last of a dying breed...God bless Atticus Finch
I am a solo as well, but I share overhead with 2 other gentlemen who practice Appellate and Commercial Real-Estate. We each have our own secretary, my "library" is all on CD-ROM, and I pay for a law clerk. My monthly nut runs me around 10k.
I left a large firm 10 yrs ago, and never looked back. I use to bill 2400 hrs, or approx 1.5 million in fees, and they paid me in the low six figures!!! I knew if I was going to be in this life -shortening, stress filled, profession, I was at least going to become well off doing it. From my first year out until this very day, I have never earned less than I did when I was with the firm. I just thank god I did not get trapped by the "junior partner" bull-shit, the .0001% equity bonus, and the leased company car. I make as much as any named partners in the firm I left so long ago.... |
27th February 2007 01:01 PM |
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nankerphelge |
The RO legal directory:
"If you have a computer, you have an inebriated and slightly brain-damaged lawyer"
nanky - federal patent litigation
Sirmoonie - federal patent litigation
jb - slip & falls, negligence, poking hot Asians in their pooper
lotsajizz - sole practicioner specializing in contrarian studies
Brainbell Jangler - Harvard grad -- what else do you need to know
Feej - general practice specializing in cornering cool drummers in antique stores
I know there are more of us ... who did I miss?
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27th February 2007 01:08 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
The RO legal directory:
"If you have a computer, you have an inebriated and slightly brain-damaged lawyer"
nanky - federal patent litigation
Sirmoonie - federal patent litigation
jb - slip & falls, negligence, poking hot Asians in their pooper
lotsajizz - sole practicioner specializing in contrarian studies
Brainbell Jangler - Harvard grad -- what else do you need to know
Feej - general practice specializing in cornering cool drummers in antique stores
I know there are more of us ... who did I miss?
Amendment:
nanky-federal patent litigation specializing in sheep and chiba.
sirmoonie-federal patient litigation and hotel mini bar molester. Special interest in moof piss.
What about our dear friend SIA???
LJ. |
27th February 2007 01:26 PM |
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nankerphelge |
Yes, of course, how could I forget him!
There are others as well.
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27th February 2007 01:30 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: nankerphelge wrote:
There are others as well.
An awfully large percentage given the size of our lil community.
A tad frightening, no?
LJ. |
27th February 2007 01:32 PM |
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jb |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
An awfully large percentage given the size of our lil community.
A tad frightening, no?
LJ.
No...attys are the back bone of our democracy....while we are the butt of jokes, the minute someone feels they have been legally wronged, they quickly realize what a good atty can do for them.
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27th February 2007 01:34 PM |
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Saint Sway |
quote: jb wrote:
No...attys are the back bone of our democracy....while we are the butt on jokes, the minute someone feels they have been legally wronged, they quickly realize what a good atty can do for you.
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27th February 2007 01:45 PM |
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LadyJane |
quote: jb wrote:
No...attys are the back bone of our democracy....while we are the butt on jokes, the minute someone feels they have been legally wronged, they quickly realize what a good atty can do for you.
Some of my dearest friends are attorneys! 
I simply meant there seems to be an inordinate amount of Legal Eagle Stones fanatics.
LJ. |
27th February 2007 01:49 PM |
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jb |
quote: LadyJane wrote:
Some of my dearest friends are attorneys! 
I simply meant there seems to be an inordinate amount of Legal Eagle Stones fanatics.
LJ.
15% of Boca is Jewish....it's all in the #'s. We have single handedly turned South palm Beach county into a Jewish Oasis!!!
Come to Joey.........................kins!!!! |
27th February 2007 01:52 PM |
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pdog |
quote: jb wrote:
15% of Boca is Jewish....it's all in the #'s. We have single handedly turned South palm Beach county into a Jewish Oasis!!!
Come to Joey.........................kins!!!!
You're My Wonderwall....LOL! |
27th February 2007 02:28 PM |
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parmeda |
quote: glencar wrote:
Nah, no needling was intended. We figured that folks like LJ would want them. It's sad that the one photo has been turned into an object of derision. Makes me pissed.
[Edited by glencar]
Which photo do you speak of, glenny...Maxy's Key Chain photo or the photo I took of our friends holding said key chain that everyone seems to have taken a fancy on posting without my permission?
...just curious. |
27th February 2007 02:43 PM |
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pdog |
quote: parmeda wrote:
Which photo do you speak of, glenny...Maxy's Key Chain photo or the photo I took of our friends holding said key chain that everyone seems to have taken a fancy on posting without my permission?
...just curious.
The only peoplei allow to make fun of me are my friends, who also have a sense of humor about themselves, the rest, I wish a life full of pain upon...
For my friends!
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27th February 2007 02:59 PM |
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Joey |
Nanky ?!

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27th February 2007 03:43 PM |
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glencar |
quote: parmeda wrote:
Which photo do you speak of, glenny...Maxy's Key Chain photo or the photo I took of our friends holding said key chain that everyone seems to have taken a fancy on posting without my permission?
...just curious.
Pammy, I meant the one of the 3 friends holding the keychains. I'm not blaming you or whoever took the photo; it was a great time we had & everyone was "feeling no pain" so we had that. But that some have taken the photo & made it into some sort of "cult" event makes me angry. |
27th February 2007 04:26 PM |
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parmeda |
My point exactly, glenny  |
27th February 2007 04:35 PM |
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glencar |
LOL I just didn't want you to think I was criticizng you. You are a great hostess & funny & cool as hell. |