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02-05-03 08:03 AM
Maxlugar I everyone!

I'm just wondering about the Asheville Summer Summit (ASS).

Things like who's going, when it will be...you know "stuff".

Are you planning on going?

Will YOU be an "ASS"?

I know I'm an ASS.

So I'm there.

Developing like a mofo.............
02-05-03 08:21 AM
Honky Tonk Man Is this years Summit Maxy?

Anyway, you can COUNT ME IN for the 2004 Summit!

Alex
02-05-03 09:24 AM
Nasty Habits I, obviously, will be here.

But I have to skeedaddle out of town on matters of pressing biz this morning and will be off-line until tomorrow night.

I will catch up on the drift of this thread then.

02-05-03 09:35 AM
scope I've been known to make an ASS of myself on many occassions. One more time ain't gonna hurt. I'm in!
02-05-03 09:38 AM
nankerphelge Shoot -- that's just a spit and a holler down the 4-lane from here. It's the Stones baby -- some's got it and some's ain't!
02-05-03 01:13 PM
luxury1 I think we should hold one in the Tri-State area also (that being NY, CT and NJ). I'd host it--only no pool yet this summer; we would have to be satisfied with running through the sprinkler. But I knew that would catch the attention of the C-10.
02-05-03 01:30 PM
Joey Has anyone seen Moonie lately ........................??????????

I last saw him at 2:15 AM Sunday Morning on the corner of 16th Street and Glenarm Drive in downtown Denver .....................he was very wasted and mentioned something about going back to the Brown Palace to Lick Charlie's Eyebrow --- No , Wait .....that was Nanky who said that .............................

Come to think of it , after ten " JaggerMeister Bombs "over the course of the evening , I don't remember getting back to my hotel room Saturday night .

Developing......................................

Shiver..........................................

{{{{{{{{{{{{JACKY }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


02-05-03 02:09 PM
nankerphelge Was he drooling when you left him Joey?

Not to worry - he'll be back in time for the ASS!!!
02-05-03 02:41 PM
Joey " Not to worry - he'll be back in time for the ASS!!! "

Thanks Nanky ...................You have really eased my mind !

J.C.
02-05-03 02:47 PM
Fiji Joe I plan on getting a piece of ASS
02-05-03 02:54 PM
Joey " I plan on getting a piece of ASS "

Missed you in Denver last weekend Fiji !

Don't worry , I drank your beer !

J.C.

02-05-03 05:59 PM
Sir Stonesalot I got nothing better to do. Might as well make an ASS of myself.

Anyone feel like car pooling?

nanky...you got a big Suburban right? Can we hook up in DC and ride down from there?

Nasty...set a date that is good for you. I can get vac. time whenever I need it.
02-05-03 06:25 PM
nankerphelge Better -- 1976 Eldo drop-top.
Should be perfect for open-air motoring to the ASS!
02-05-03 06:39 PM
Sir Stonesalot Great Nanky!

Question though.....how do you smoke a bowl with the top down? Wouldn't it blow all over the place? How do you keep the lighter lit?
02-05-03 06:41 PM
nankerphelge Joints my armor-clad smoking buddy -- joints!
02-05-03 07:27 PM
Sir Stonesalot Joints?

Yeah, I think I've heard of those....

Knees and elbows...

"All the ladies like it when ya lick 'em behind the knees"-Prince
02-05-03 08:03 PM
parmeda Did I hear someone say "ASS"?

Can I ASSume that one must have an ASS to be included in this venture? Whom might be the designated ASSessor to justify if anyone's ASS is a pre-requisite? Can someone ASSure me that there will be no compairing of each other's ASS's? Is it Nasty's ASS who's in charge here...maybe I should direct my questions to him so he can tell my ASS where to go...

02-06-03 07:31 AM
Maxlugar How does everyone feel about either the end of June or early Sep? Those times look the best for me.

I'm thinking of going Amtrak believe it or not. Does anyone know the closest big town that a train would go to.

I'm ASSuming that I can't go to Penn station and board a NY to Asheville bullet train.

Being on a train will enable me to drink without worry. I will arrive in full Nolt. You'll all be catching up with me!

MACKY!

PS. Is anyone else thinking of having six front teeth removed for the ASS? I don't want to stand out, ya know?

02-06-03 08:51 AM
nankerphelge Take the train to DC and then ride wif Stoney and me -- you can still arrive in full Nolt!

I think the party is BYOB (bring your own banjo)!
02-06-03 09:45 AM
Maxlugar Screw the train actually.

I went to amtrak.com and looked up a train from NYC to Charlotte, NC and it would take 14 friggin' hours to get there.

I'ma fly!

MACKY!

02-06-03 10:11 AM
jb Max, you couldn't make MSG, virtually in your backyard, and we are to expect your miracuous appearence in asheville?
02-06-03 10:42 AM
Maxlugar In Sept I had tickets and showed up.

In January, at the last minute it was learned, I did not.

I could not very well leave to hang out just for the hell of it with a three week old baby.

How dare you insinuate I would just bail on my Rocks Off friends!

I am a C10er afterall. A man who flew to CLEVELAND without a tour to hang with people from this board that I never met before in my life.

I call on all my C10 brothers to attack you without mercy!

ATTACK!

ATTAAAAAAAAACK!

You friggin' son of a bitch! I am not talking to you for 22 days.

How dare you?

MAXY!


[Edited by Maxlugar]
02-06-03 10:47 AM
jb 22 days in too long....you are a thick-skinned republican..don't be so sensitve....3 days is more than sufficient.
02-06-03 11:00 AM
Maxlugar 44 days!
02-06-03 11:05 AM
jb O.K.
02-06-03 11:53 AM
Maxlugar That's it! 3 Days!

Bastard!
02-06-03 12:27 PM
Sir Stonesalot Maxy.

Why don't you and Scope get to DC, and ride down with nanky & I? Arrive in style! Rag top Caddy daddy-o! Cruisin' with the top down, crankin' out that band we all love

Hey Nanky...My very 1st car was a '72 De Ville. 472 4 barrel monster under the hood. For carload night at the drive in I could get 8 in the car + 5 more in the trunk!

Oh man, the fun I had in the back seat of that car! I remember taking my Dad to work one morning. He got in the car, and he looked at me with this shit eating grin on his face. He goes, "Jesus boy, it smells like a french whorehouse in here! You musta had a good time last night." I was all, like, "Uh...I don't know what you're talking about Pops. Josie wears lots of perfume, it musta got in the seat." And Pops is all "Horseshit. It smells like wet snatch in here. She perfumed the seat all right...but it didn't come from a damn bottle! You best take this boat to the car wash after school and get rid of that smell before your mother gets a wiff." I was all "Yes sir." And he was all "You better be using rubbers too. You knock some chippie up, I'll kick your ass." I was all "Yes sir."

But I just couldn't keep gas in the fucking thing. It got like 3 gallons per mile or some such shit.

Anyhow...Maxy, really, you should consider riding down with Nank and I. We'd be magically pimplicious.
02-06-03 12:46 PM
nankerphelge Oh yeah I think it has to happen. The '76 has 500 cubies -- even less mileage!! And the convertible top was designed with a cross-frame so that the back seat did not have to be smaller than a hard-top -- so you can fit the whole shitload of C10 in there (and their sheep!)
02-06-03 01:33 PM
Joey Can Keno and I come and play too ?

Moonie ............................?

Hey , Where in the Hell is Sir Moonie ?

Please , I's justs gots to knows !

" Help Me Ronnie , Help Help Me Ronnie "

JOEY !
02-06-03 01:54 PM
Sir Stonesalot I can't guarantee Keno's safety. He is the only pereson from cyberland that I ever have come across that I hold a grudge against. This isn't even debatable with me. I'm going. If Lew shows up, it's at his own risk. This isn't a threat or anything. It's just the way it is. I can't say for 100% sure that I wouldn't snap on him. And that would be a real bummer.

But you, Joey are welcome at any summit that I am at. I will even share my hootch with you.
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