| February 2nd, 2005 10:16 AM |
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| Joey |
*********** ( Another Review By THE JOEY ) ***********************
What's Hard Joey ?!?!
. WHAT ?!?!?!
Being THE MAXLUGAR ) ?!?! Or perhaps breathing life into www.MaxLugar.com , a new institution with no clear idea of its place in the current scheme of things ? Whatever the title's portent , this Website is clearly struggling through a variety of difficulties and overcomes NONE of them .
I could say that www.MaxLugar.com has improved Maxy's posting skills of late , but frankly , that is not saying an awful lot . Where The Maxlugar's previous efforts were an aimless random scrapbook of vague and half-realized musings , this present collection is at least consistent in addressing itself more or less to a single theme : How to live now , in the teeth of horror ( .. the horror
) , without comfortable illusions or self - deceit . Trouble is , such is the Website's scrupulous attention to honesty that you wonder why www.MaxLugar.com does not acknowledge the final faηade and admit that The MaxLugar has become a poster out of time .
Indeed , my Stonesian Buttercups , Maxy's musings are all but thrown away , tethered to a formula they have plainly outgrown . The MaxLugar is now an old Warhorse , loyally serving out its time in harness to a Blinkered Determination : Rock will STAND , right up to the day it keels over backwards . Or else Max is a monument , Grand AND Proud , but now CAKED in Pigeon Shit and ignored by the new generation of posters who populate the Stones' Message Boards . Either way --- There simply MUST be other avenues found
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Developing
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I Thank You All for Your Time Today !
The Joey , Established 1999
Quality
.Visionary
.Quixotic
..Joey !
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[ Edited by Timothy Robbins ]
[Edited by Joey]
[Edited by Gazza] |
| February 2nd, 2005 10:38 AM |
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| Fiji Joe |
Without a doubt Joey...you are the cut and paste king!
Let the emoticons roll... |
| February 2nd, 2005 10:48 AM |
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| nankerphelge |
It's not supposed to be real, dude.
A Wyoming college student lost his temper when playing a networked video game and physically attacked his virtual opponent, police and college officials say.
Buck Nelson, 20, and another student at Northwest College (search) in Powell, Wyo., were on different floors in the same dorm, playing each other on networked Xbox (search) systems, the Billings (Mont.) Gazette reported.
But the game ended so badly for Nelson that he "became outraged, came upstairs and assaulted several people," said the Powell Police Dept.
"It was a case of a poor winner and a sore loser," said Police Chief Tim Feathers of the Jan. 22 incident. "They exchanged words, there was some pushing and then a couple of punches were thrown."
No one was seriously hurt, but Nelson was cited for battery.
"People get in arguments over games all of the time, but this is pretty unusual," Feathers told the newspaper.
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| February 2nd, 2005 11:16 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Fiji Joe wrote:
Without a doubt Joey...you are the cut and paste king!
Let the emoticons roll...
Fiji ...................................
What is really scary is that all one has to do with these " reviews " is scratch out the words " Pete Townshend " and replace it with " MaxLugar " and it fits PERFECTLY !
Shiver ....................................
" No wonder Maxy hates THE WHO so much Ronnie .... Oh , they have MUCH in common Ronnie ! "
Jacky Cakes ! |
| February 2nd, 2005 12:30 PM |
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| Fiji Joe |
"It's not supposed to be real, dude."
Really?...Really?
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| February 2nd, 2005 01:42 PM |
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| telecaster |
http://mediapickle.com/new/content2.php?id=994
No More Bush |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:07 PM |
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| glencar |
Man, I got stuck with the Smelly Ass today! |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:21 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Man, I got stuck with the Smelly Ass today!
Blue .............................
Here is the complete listing of all who have apologized to Josh so far :
Bill Perks
Telecaster
Gypsy
Glencar
Factory Girl
IanBillen
S.S.
Saint Sway
doo doo doo Dude
Alicia Rickter
Jackie Mason
Bob Saget
Joan Rivers
Jon Stewart
Elayne Boosler
David Brenner
Elie Wiesel
Sid Caesar ( R.I.P. )
Alan King ( R.I.P. )
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| February 2nd, 2005 03:26 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Why apologize to Josh? Noone did anything to him that I can see. So I doubt he's looking for an apology. Josh may be alot of things but he ain't no fool. He probably just needs a couple of days off.  |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:26 PM |
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| glencar |
Sid Caesar died??????? Omigosh! Gotta go unload... |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:36 PM |
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| Joey |
http://www.sidcaesar.com/sidnyc.html |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:43 PM |
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| glencar |
Perhaps you should change your signature first. LOL |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:50 PM |
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| glencar |
You have a great board. I think Joey should acknowledge that. Once he picks himself up off the floor. |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:51 PM |
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| Joey |
" Joey, I dont know why you hate me so much.
Only God knows I guess.
Either we keep bickering or we make up. Its getting old.
You are my C10 Brother, and Im taking the first step here.
If it is at all possible, Id like to be friends again.
So what do you say? Come on! "
Maxy ..........?!?!
MAXY ?!?! .... Is that really you ?!?!
I would like to clutch you to my bosom and sweetly and softly and gently stroke your warm , moist , sweaty , glistening , GLISTENING young little Macky Head and just say , " Thanks " for being ................well ..................YOU !
You are much loved by The Joey !!!
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| February 2nd, 2005 03:52 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
Hey, I took the first step...
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| February 2nd, 2005 03:53 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
You are much loved by The Joey !!!
YES!!!
See what love can do?
DO YOU SEE WHAT LOVE CAN DO PEOPLE?!?!?!
Everyone make up now!
MACKY! |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:54 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
You have a great board. I think Joey should acknowledge that. Once he picks himself up off the floor.
Blue .........................................
I need to confide in you something important and PLEASE -- Let's keep this strictly between ourselves :
I really , REALLY do believe that The MaxLugar is secretly embarrassed about the creation of his new Website .
I mean , think about it , how would YOU feel if you spent ten months getting ready for a big party and nobody showed up ?!?!?!
Developing ..............................
Shiver ................................
The Jacky's " Evil Twin ! "
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{ Edited by Tim Robbins ]
[Edited by Joey] |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:54 PM |
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| telecaster |
I have just gone through two boxes of Kleenex after reading this
I am just a limp puddle right now
Can't speak
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| February 2nd, 2005 03:55 PM |
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| glencar |
We have to work on Joshy & "51" now... |
| February 2nd, 2005 03:55 PM |
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| glencar |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Blue .........................................
I need to confide in you something important and PLEASE -- Let's keep this strictly between ourselves :
I really , REALLY do believe that The MaxLugar is secretly embarrassed about the creation of his new Website .
I mean , think about it , how would YOU feel if you spent ten months getting ready for a big party and nobody showed up ?!?!?!
Developing ..............................
Shiver ................................
Jacky !
Joey, don't be an ass. That board is the 2nd best one. You must stop acting out. What are ye, 43? |
| February 2nd, 2005 04:02 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
I'm not making up with SDH.
I can forgive anyone for almost anything, but I just can't forgive his messing with my family. He crossed a line that should never EVER get crossed. |
| February 2nd, 2005 04:04 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
glencar wrote:
Joey, don't be an ass. That board is the 2nd best one. You must stop acting out. What are ye, 43?
I just don't understand ..........................
So much hatred in the world when all the Joey does is Love !
The Joeykins |
| February 2nd, 2005 04:25 PM |
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| gypsy |
I'm so happy that I'm typing this with my erect nipples! Yay! |
| February 2nd, 2005 04:30 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
gypsy wrote:
I'm so happy that I'm typing this with my erect nipples! Yay!
Gypsy ....................................
Josh has formally accepted your apology .
Yet , the fact that Fiji , Kath48 , and a few others remain intransigent on this issue has caused him to develop the following :
benign fasciculations, stomach pain, flank pain, and stress related disorders
Developing .......................
Oh , and he is also comsuming vast amounts of Heminevrin .
Shiver ..........................................
J 
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| February 2nd, 2005 04:46 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Sir Stonesalot wrote:
I'm not making up with SDH.
I can forgive anyone for almost anything, but I just can't forgive his messing with my family. He crossed a line that should never EVER get crossed.
Well "making up" and forgiveness isn't exactly the same thing. Forgiveness (mercy) requires a certain sacrifice. Real mercy only exists when the offense is indeed "unforgivable". |
| February 2nd, 2005 04:58 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Ten Thousand Motels wrote:
Well "making up" and forgiveness isn't exactly the same thing. Forgiveness (mercy) requires a certain sacrifice. Real mercy only exists when the offense is indeed "unforgivable".
TTM ............................
I've got " Mud Butt " |
| February 2nd, 2005 07:19 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Joey wrote:
I really , REALLY do believe that The MaxLugar is secretly embarrassed about the creation of his new Website .
I mean , think about it , how would YOU feel if you spent ten months getting ready for a big party and nobody showed up ?!?!?!
Embarrassed? Are you kidding? We have some of the most talented posters of all time in SS and Nasty, who are now contributing columnists! It'll never be as big as RO. I don't have the time even if it was. Especially after 5/14 the new Maxlette arrives!
10 Months? It took me a month to learn HTML and put all the pages together. I decided to do it after the big It's Coming post an dall it's fallout at Keno's on 11/5.
My giant engorged brain is incredile Joey!
We've gotten 55,000 hits in 30 days which I don't think is bad at all.
Over 300 of them are you!
I love you!
Your friend, again,
MACKY!
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| February 2nd, 2005 07:41 PM |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Joey, seriously...why does The Lotus Couch bother you so much? What is it that got under your skin? And if it does bother you so much, why have you visited over 300 times?
It makes no sense.
Stop the horseshit and come have some fun with us. Of course, you'll have to post your own original material. You can do that? Can't you? I know it's been a while, but I bet you can do it if you try.
You are C10, act like it. |
| February 2nd, 2005 08:08 PM |
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| LadyJane |
Joey....ACCEPT the olive branch and end this feud, will ya?
Enough already....time to mend fences and return to being good friends!!
LJ.
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| February 2nd, 2005 08:12 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]LadyJane wrote:
Joey....ACCEPT the olive branch and end this feud, will ya?
I post my most heartfelt, innocent, loving post of my 10 year posting career and he rebuffs it...
I don't know Ladyjane, maybe I made a mistake.
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