| December 16th, 2004 05:24 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
10. Jacko
9. Yoko Ono
8. Greg Allman
7. Dick Clark
6. Allen Klein
5. Elton John
4. Pat Boone
3. Charles Manson
2. Mike Love
1. Macca
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| December 16th, 2004 05:28 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
I bet Elton's been cornholed quite a few times, so I'd venture a guess and say Elton John may have the biggest asshole in the music biz
when he farts i bet it goes: HAAHH! |
| December 16th, 2004 05:35 PM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
Thanks Bloozehound, almost forgot about him.
10. Jacko
9. Yoko Ono
8. Greg Allman
7. Dick Clark
6. Allen Klein
5. Elton John
4. Pat Boone
3. Charles Manson
2. Mike Love
1. Macca
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| December 16th, 2004 05:36 PM |
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| Mr. D |
Oasis-more like the Gallagher Bros. One of them actually said the only good Stones record was "Let it Bleed"...bite me you hack. Plus, they just thought they were the greatest thing since...well, they just thought they were the greatest thing ever.
Greg Allman- kicking out a founding member, Dicky Betts
Macca- Macca/Lennon?
Elton John- a man who just cannot keep his mouth shut.
Madonna- yep, another big mouth who desperatly tries to look hip and edgy.
David Lee Roth- nuff said
Axel Rose- ruined himself and his band with childish behavior
Eminem- Worlds Largest Douchebag.
Fred Durst- for fronting the worst band ever to hit huge.
That's it...for now. There's plenty of wankoffs out there.
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| December 16th, 2004 05:38 PM |
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| nankerphelge |
Bono |
| December 16th, 2004 05:39 PM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
nankerphelge wrote:
Bono
SS bought U2's latest album, nanky. Isn't that funny? |
| December 16th, 2004 05:40 PM |
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| Gazza |
1. Louis Walsh and any other asshole who bombards the public with disposable boybands aimed solely at girls not old enough to wear bras
2. Everyone responsible for ruining the concept of Music Television and just making it wall to wall videos or programming that have fuck all to do with music (with the exception of Jackass)
3. Record companies and A&R people who have more than ever become solely obsessed with record sales over quality.
4. Clear Channel for strangling radio and for being largely responsible for obscene concert ticket price hikes.
5. Radio executives who blacklist artists because they dont fit in with their narrow world view.
6. Ticketmaster. Incompetence personified. Their idiocy and lack of common sense over distribution for the Astoria show last year proves that its not just the US version that are utter fuckwits. Their staff obviously get the same standard of training over here that they do worldwide.
7. rs.com
8. Michael Cohl.
9. Tiresome pop stars who achieve more publicity for their non-musical activities than they do for their records. Hello, Victoria Beckham.
10. Bon Jovi. No particular reason but you all know me well enough to know I couldn't leave them out.
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| December 16th, 2004 05:41 PM |
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| Starbuck |
10.
please, won't he go away?
9.
i use this for toilet paper if the charmain supply runs low.
8.
like they needed a greatest hits album??
7.
his music gives me intestinal cramps.
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why didn't his parents pracice safe sex? why? why?
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a good case for censorship
4. - 1.
nuff said! |
| December 16th, 2004 05:41 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
forget biggest...what about the smelliest?? |
| December 16th, 2004 05:51 PM |
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| Bloozehound |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
....with music (with the exception of Jackass)
and WildBoyz
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| December 16th, 2004 05:51 PM |
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| Mr. D |
God bless him, but I think Stevie Ray Vaughan was one of the smelliest ever. His bandmates called him Stinky because he didn;t take showers between shows and would reek. |
| December 16th, 2004 06:14 PM |
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| corgi37 |
10. Elton - Fag
9. Jacko - Kiddie fag
8. Madonna - Posing "Jewish" hag
7. Gene Simmons - bad dye job
6. Bono - Wont shut his gob
5. Eminem - Just a blob
4. Australian, American, hell, all the idols
3. And the people who invented the idol concept
2. McCartney - Evil man #1
1. Lennon - Evil man #2
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| December 16th, 2004 06:16 PM |
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| sirmoonie |
quote:
Starbuck wrote:
4. - 1.
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| December 16th, 2004 06:31 PM |
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| stonedinaustralia |
quote:
corgi37 wrote:
7. Gene Simmons - bad dye job
beat me to it corgi - that guy really is the pits
not just his dye job - his whole attitude/demeanour is beneath contempt |
| December 16th, 2004 08:12 PM |
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| kath |
sonny bono.
that WAS true...but uh...... |
| December 16th, 2004 08:13 PM |
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| JumpingKentFlash |
Macca is great IMO. And Lennon too. I'm a big fan I must say. I bet Mick 'n Keef have been the biggest assholes back in the day. |
| December 16th, 2004 09:09 PM |
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| Soldatti |
MACCA takes the whole Top 10. |
| December 16th, 2004 09:52 PM |
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| BILL PERKS |
RECORD COMPANIES AND THE INDUSTRY(RECORD SALES) AS A WHOLE.PLEASE DONT BLASPHEMIZE DAVID LEE ROTH AND MELLENCAMP.IT HURTS. |
| December 16th, 2004 10:11 PM |
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| Starbuck |
quote:
RECORD COMPANIES AND THE INDUSTRY(RECORD SALES) AS A WHOLE.PLEASE DONT BLASPHEMIZE DAVID LEE ROTH AND MELLENCAMP.IT HURTS.
"R*O*C*K in the USA".
need we say more?
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| December 16th, 2004 10:34 PM |
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| chris girard |
Jacko-they should just cut his balls off for molesting little kids, he's a real dangerous pervert.
David Lee Roth - no comment needed
Eminem- I think hip hop & rap are for people with no talent, at least try to play a musical instrument.
Fred Durst- for fronting the worst band ever to hit huge-Now that may be true but he did fuck Britney and he should get some credit for that.
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| December 16th, 2004 11:44 PM |
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| corgi37 |
Yes, i do give him credit for fixing Britney.
But when he released that travesty of a song "Behind blue eyes" all bets were off. I hate him so much. The fat little fuck aint got the guts to come back to Oz. |
| December 17th, 2004 12:52 AM |
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| Prodigal Son |
Maybe this topic needs clarification because lots people are posting pop music anti-christs and losers rather than plain a-holes. And I don't think dead dudes like Sonny Bono count. I'm in a comical, festive mood tonight folks (this must be what Joey feels like 24/7, what's his secret?) Let's see, assholes?:
Elton John-Instead of ripping everyone else a new a-hole, he should cut back on what a huge one he is himself. Good lord, kids, don't abuse cocaine or it burns holes in your brain that cause one to resemble a hole of another sort. Don't know what it did when Ronnie burnt a hole in his septum, but it seemed to make Stevie Nicks become a carpetlicker.
Eminem-We hear all about how his life sucked, understandably because it did. So he decides everyone else needs to feel his pain. Talk about self-obsessed.
Jacko-Just plain insane. He goes around molesting boys, then tries to claim his innocence along with most of his shameful, paranoid family (and can you believe Latoya, that whacko, is the one with the straightest mind at this point). And his Islamic, arian-race fixations are disturbing to say the least. The man's obviously lost all sense of reality, and used the race card claiming he's being publically lynched. Buddy, you're such a white woman, even the KKK doesn't hate you.
Mike Love-He truly is an asshole. Read any book without his consent or comments and you'll see. A meditation discovery of his only seemed to heighten his egotistical behaviour. He was abusive ala his uncle Murray, paranoid and always jealous of Brian being the true genius. Then he proceeds to kick out all his friends except Bruce Johnston to continue touring, even though Carl AND Dennis Wilson are dead, and Brian's out. He's still trying to prove he was the wild card in the group. Wrong, Mike; your cousins were better and hell even Al Jardine wrote better songs and had a less nasal, irritating voice.
McCartney-What happened to Paulie? I mean, charging for drinks at your wedding. That says it all. I don't believe Lennon to be an a-hole on the level Macca is. John just could be bitchy, irritating and combative like his buddy Elton without the gay tantrums however. But if he were around, we can only hope he'd give Paul a swift kick in the ass like Keith sometimes does for Mick (although Keef does overkill that "Mick solo records suck" schtick).
Bono-I think a private conversation with Bono would go something like "Save the third world! I would donate all my money, but I want to stay among the UK's richest so it's not going to happen, sister! All the governments of the world should aid the starving, suffering regions of this world cause I'm getting tired of visiting and looking like Mother Fucking Teresa. I only do it for publicity now, because it's getting real tedious, goddamnit!"
Gregg Allman-Yeah, I think people have made enough points to convince me. Y'see former boozing druggies can either get cooler if they overcome their addicitons (see Bowie, Keith, Slash, Townshend) or become washed-up (Page, Elton) or just become dumbasses (see Gregg Allman)
Dick Clark-What is this man now, 90? Good lord, even if he's 71 like he claims, trends have passed him by so often that he first felt unhip with the times when Perry Como and Dean Martin's careers were overshadowed by Elvis. Retire, please.
Axl Rose-He seems to be taking forever for the GNR comeback album but he's been such a tempermental, childish sonofabitch that he's drawn the whole former band so far that they won't go near Axl again with a 10 foot pole.
Roger Waters-Similarly to Axl, he pissed off his former bandmates but he seemed more pissed off by their willingness to continue Pink Floyd. By his logic, being the leader of the group meant he could destroy it if he chose to and they had no right to revive the band name or likeness. But instead of not participating amicably like Robbie Robertson, he's shown his vendetta constantly ever since, pimping stage productions of The Wall and other works of his forever. What's next for Roger? A Broadway adaptation on the life of Syd Barrett or something!?
Name any jerk record exec who prides sale and money over quality.
Lou Pearlman-First he rips off the New Kids on the Cock idea with the Backdoor Boys, then he loses them so he hires 'N Stink but he screws them over so they sue and fire him. But does he stop there? Oh hell no. Don't worry, now that boy bands are out of style, he'll find a cheap garage rock imitation group and gloss them up until he creates a stable of them. And he's Art Garfunkel's cousin! Yes, THAT Art Garfunkel of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" glory!
Sing along with me, Joey and jb!
"And friends just can't be found
Liiikkee a briiidddge over troubled water, I will lay me down!!!"
Well, I'll mention the most evil figures in music soon. |
| December 17th, 2004 01:55 AM |
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| glencar |
quote:
stonedinaustralia wrote:
forget biggest...what about the smelliest??
Joey, natch!
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| December 17th, 2004 04:17 AM |
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| Monkeytonkman |
Gene Simmons - now that guy is an Asshole, and he knows it, he even titled his last solo album after it! just an arrogant, big headed twat in my book.
Axl - Another typical to big for his boots plod bag.
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| December 17th, 2004 04:32 AM |
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| Ten Thousand Motels |
quote:
Prodigal Son wrote:
Maybe this topic needs clarification because lots people are posting pop music anti-christs and losers rather than plain a-holes. And I don't think dead dudes like Sonny Bono count.
Yes Prodical Son, you're right. It's not a wise thing to speak ill of the dead, so I took him off my list. Oh well, my bad. I should have known better. Thanks for pointing that out.
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| December 17th, 2004 05:38 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
Gene Simmons always has been a real motherfucker, fuckin' mercenary.....his thirst of money almost ruined the great Kiss from the good ol' 70's.......This motherfucker forced Ace Frehley and Peter Criss to left the band due to his EGO.....after their reunion in 1997, he ruined the whole thing again and forced Ace and Peter to quit the band.....now...lately.....he MADE Ace and Peter to sell their "characters" to the new bandmates, Eric Singer (drummer) and Thommy Thaier (guitar).
Although I enjoy their 70's stuff......I can't stand this guy anymore...... |
| December 17th, 2004 07:00 AM |
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| Jair |
Mamas and the Papas
Marylin Manson
Charles Manson
Guns & Roses
Kiss
Queen
Lenny Kravitz - by his posture - I love his music
Any virtuos guitar player - I hate those never ending solos
The Latin idols: Shakira, Aguillera and all that shit
Dave Grohl
Green Day
The Doors
Credence Clearwater Revival
Aerosmith
Brazilian rock groups (UGA!!!  )
Usher, Nelly - these new rap 'artists'
Any progressive rock group
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| December 17th, 2004 07:02 AM |
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| F505 |
quote:
Jair wrote:
Mamas and the Papas
Marylin Manson
Charles Manson
Guns & Roses
Kiss
Queen
Lenny Kravitz - by his posture - I love his music
Any virtuos guitar player - I hate those never ending solos
The Latin idols: Shakira, Aguillera and all that shit
Dave Grohl
Green Day
The Doors
Credence Clearwater Revival
Aerosmith
Brazilian rock groups (UGA!!! )
Usher, Nelly - these new rap 'artists'
Any progressive rock group
Interesting list. I agree with almost all of them... |
| December 17th, 2004 07:53 AM |
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| J.J.Flash |
CCR Jair?!?!?!? Gimme a break man..... The Doors?!??! Yer got to be joking!
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| December 17th, 2004 09:38 AM |
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| Jair |
quote:
J.J.Flash wrote:
CCR Jair?!?!?!? Gimme a break man..... The Doors?!??! Yer got to be joking!
[Edited by J.J.Flash]
No. Both are crap! The worst type.
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