THE TEACHINGS OF
KEITHFUCIUS
Photo credits here
Keithfucius say
"Man
who lose a bad habit soon find another"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"He
who get his rocks off, get sticky fingers"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
(The pic is gone LOL… I’m gonna find it again)
Keithfucius say
"well, Liz, we all need someone we can cream on...."
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Mr. Richards, your wife had
five miscarriages in the last two years and still she drinks "Johnnie
Daniels..".
Keithfucius say
"Never teach your wife
a lesson...."
oooooh... aaaaaah.! Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"Blondes have more fun...but brunettes really know how
to get down"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius thinking another teaching and Brian in transcendental meditation.
In the meantime Billfucius (in the back) say "He who takes acid in the
grass goes to another land"
Photo by Michael Cooper From "I Want To
Take You Higher" tHe pSyCHeDEliC eRa 1965-1969
Keithfucius say
"
We have never had a problem with drugs - only with policemen "
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"He
who stops drinking, gets a hangover"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"If you have problems getting to work because of drug
and alcohol abuse, quit your job"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"I've
never turned blue in somebody's bathroom - I consider that the height of bad
manners"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"The
Q Award was a great honour but THIS was one I REALLY deserved."
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"
he who gets complete blood transfusion gets monkey off his back "
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
This pic created by Voodoo Chile in Wonderland
Keithfucius say
"Booze
and pills and powders, you have to choose your medicine"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
(When asked in court did they not consider it
unusual behaviour for a woman to be naked under a fur rug in a room full of
men)
Keithfucius say
"We
are not old men - we are not bothered by petty morals"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Photo of Keithfucius in Toronto by our friend Thierry Joubaud
Keithfucius say
"Let's
do some living after we die"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"Never
rub your eyes after you scratch your ass"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
SPARKS WILL FLY!
Keithfucius say
"It's
a gas, gas, gas!"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
(This way You don't need to shrink your ass on
stage)
"
Keithfucius say
"I
only get my rocks off while I'm sleeping"
Ow! Oo! Agghghgh
ughugh ahghg oh!... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"To me, the guitar is a friend when there's nothing else around.
Everybody else is asleep or gone, or your lady's left you. Well, you've always
got her. I mean, the shape alone… I sleep with the thing sometimes"
oooooh... aaaaaah.! Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"One
Size Fits All"
oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Keithfucius say
"mmmmhhh
uhm... I don't have one at the moment"
anyway… oooooh... aaaaaah... Thanks Master Keithfucius!
Note: Keithfucius is an
imaginary character.
Any similitud with Keef is a
random coincidence LOL