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| jb |
I saw Sec. 3, row 4 for 4600 a ticket...I will spend 6500 if someone wants to go in for the other 2700..basically I will be subsidizing your ticket purchase by 1900 dollars...This offer is subject to my approval of the person wishing to attend and may be revoked , modified, or otherwise cancelled w/out notice.
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| Maxlugar |
I need two tickets!
Someone help me.
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| jb |
Max...are you serious? If you want to we can definitely work something out...The only thing is, you are also very comfortable(fire Island vacation home) and I am sure your pride would prevent you from allowing me to pay the difference. |
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| Maxlugar |
I need two but I don't have to be close. |
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| Moonisup |
You just want to be there max? |
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| Maxlugar |
Yeah. I'm not picky for this one.
Just hoping the little Maxlette doesn't ruin it for me and be born that week.
It's due 1/7! Come on lil' Maxypup! Come on time or earlier!
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| Moonisup |
Well I hope everything will work out fine for you!! I wish great health to your kid, when she's born, and try to make her a fan!!!
Rik |
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| Maxlugar |
It's a girl? How do you know this?
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| Moonisup |
I don't know, it's a guess. well he ore she. I think it will be a she.
Rik |
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| Maxlugar |
I kind of hope for a girl too.
Little girls just adore their daddy's.
And I really am quite lovable.
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| Sir Stonesalot |
True, little girls do have a special bond with Daddy.
HOWEVER!
The benefits of having a son are incredible.
1.) You can take him to Stones shows, and he'll never say anything about how "sexy" Mick is.
2.) He brings home hot chicks to swim in the pool
3.) You have someone on your side to "gang up" on Mom when control of the TV is in question.
4.) You can buy him cool toys that YOU get to play with too!
5.) You'll always have a drinking buddy.
6.) Your days of yardwork become very limited.
7.) You'll never have to shovel snow.
8.) You'll never go through a "Barbie" phase.
9.) You don't have to worry about him getting knocked up.
10.) You'll never have to buy bras for him.
See where I'm going with this? |
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| Maxlugar |
Compelling argument!
Hmmmm.....
Now I'm not so sure what I want.
One of my theories was that if I have girls, they will go out shopping or to tea parties or whatever girls do, with Mom a lot.
Thereby leaving Daddy lots of time to go down to the subterranean Tavern at Casa De Maxy alone.
Boy this will be different! |
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| nankerphelge |
SS wrote:
The benefits of having a son are incredible.
1.) You can take him to Stones shows, and he'll never say anything about how "sexy" Mick is.
You don't know that -- and if he does, you're shot for life!
2.) He brings home hot chicks to swim in the pool
Yeah, but probably only one at a time -- girls on the other hand have lotsa friends over to swim!
3.) You have someone on your side to "gang up" on Mom when control of the TV is in question.
This is not the exclusive domain of boys -- my 2 girls side with me often on TV choice!
4.) You can buy him cool toys that YOU get to play with too!
True enuf!
5.) You'll always have a drinking buddy.
True enuf!
6.) Your days of yardwork become very limited.
I have no problem handing my kids a rake!
7.) You'll never have to shovel snow.
Ditto
8.) You'll never go through a "Barbie" phase.
You don't know that -- and if he does, you are shot for life!!
9.) You don't have to worry about him getting knocked up.
True enuf
10.) You'll never have to buy bras for him.
You don't know that and if he does, well....
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| sirmoonie |
Having a baby girl is the scariest thing in the world for a guy (for the rest of your life too!), but its also by far the best (for the rest of your life too!).
Yikes!
YES!
Yikes!
YES!
"Go near her and I'll blast your dick off, you little punk, Ronnie!" |
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| jb |
cONGRATUlations Max...is this the 1st? Having been sent out of 2 labor rooms, I can give you some good advice about what not to do.. |
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| Maxlugar |
Yes it is my first. Yeah, I know, I'm 36 and it's about time.
What did you do to get thrown out?
By the way, I have over 2000 posts now. |
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| Sir Stonesalot |
Wow 2000 posts!
And nearly all of them good 'uns.
Don't tell Soulie you hit 2000, or he'll start putting up 200 posts a day to catch up.
Am I allowed to add my Cardinal Ximinez posts to my SS posts? If so, I'm probably nearing 2000 myself.... |
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| jb |
Well...first child in 93 was C-sectioned b/c he became breached and when they started the operation(incision) I started to literally gage and had to walk out. Second child in 96 was natural labor...I told Debbie I did not want to be inb room and have a repeat (as this would even be more gross)..she insisted..She starts with the breathing and Doctor telling her to push, etc. she asks me to hold her hand as I am sitting behind the bed so I don't have to watch...I tell her I can't take the sounds/Screams and I swear max..her and the doctor go off on me...she eventually tells me to get the hell out if i can't be of any help..and I thankfully left in mid-course....Wife, to this day, brings this shit up to make me feel guilty ...My advice..tell her you do not want to participate as you don't want to interfere ...
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| Maxlugar |
Well Josh did it on purpose too. He publically stated he wanted to pull ahead of me.
Then he posted at least 500 posts that said simply "No" or "Yeah" or "Stones".
And that's just sad.
POOP!
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| jb |
My posts have been 95% informative ...please don't belittle me this way! |
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| Maxlugar |
That is a lie Josh. I thought we were beyond this. |
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| jb |
My posts have been 90% informative and entertaining. |
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| nankerphelge |
yeah -- here's the breakdown:
25% inform us that you want to have an affair
25% inform us that the Beatles and all those who like them are losers
25% inform us that you are willing to pay top dollar for MSG tickets, to no avail
15% inform us on ticket sales for loser venues.
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| jb |
Yes....that is statistically correct....I have reduced, as of late, the ticket sales post as the tour is almost over here....I hope to increse % of extramarital affair posts this coming year. |
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| Maxlugar |
Josh is that avatar a pic of your Hot Italian Secretary?
Or some other Boca Barn Burner?
Or, gulp, your wife?! |
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| jb |
The wife and I ...she still looks good..I, on the other hand, have aged terribly the past few years..
By the way, Andrea loks like a young Susan Lucci...I seem to go for that type...
Also, who is the most popular poster here? I would submit to you that while I am not a member of the good ole boys club, more popularity here is unquestioned...
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| Maxlugar |
Are you bringing her to MSG?
Does she have a little Italian/German in her?
Think she'd like to?
{{{BA-LAMO!}}}
LOOK AT HER GO!
UPPER DECK IN RIGHT FIELD!!!
Mario "Maxy" Shmidt! |
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| jb |
As I told you many times, the wife is very good mother and spender...she is not what I would call an Xavier Hollander in the sack..thus, thats where others come in...it keeps everything balanced.
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| Maxlugar |
Maybe she just needs a little Maxy "pick me up".
I'll get her right back on track, old pal.
But don't worry, I'd be doing it totally as a favor.
I'm good like that.
I like her long black hair and she seems kind of short which I like too.
What do you say? |
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| jb |
Thanks Max....just get us 2 STONES WHORES when I arrive and I WILL handle the finances if you know what i MEAN... |
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