| December 20th, 2004 04:58 AM |
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| gypsy |
Come on, tell us about the date. It's been on all of our minds over the weekend. We're just dying to know if you got "Cafe Hostess Jill"...
...on "ALL FOURS!" |
| December 20th, 2004 09:09 AM |
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| Joey |
Here I IS !!!!!!
" The Source " and I hit it off very well AGAIN Friday .
There was " missionary " , " on top " , " reverse cowgirl " ...............but no " all fours !!! "
I am DEFINITELY a " THREE PUMP CHUMP ! "
The Joey , Established 1999
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| December 20th, 2004 09:16 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
Tea bag?
Dirty Sanchez?
No?
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| December 20th, 2004 09:19 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
Tea bag?
Dirty Sanchez?
No?
No , but I " up " for the latest craze in Japan : " The Helicopter Fu## ! "
" He read about it in Playboy Ronnie ! "
M. Jackyfly ! |
| December 20th, 2004 09:20 AM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Joey wrote:
Here I IS !!!!!!
" The Source " and I hit it off very well AGAIN Friday .
There was " missionary " , " on top " , " reverse cowgirl " ...............but no " all fours !!! "
I am DEFINITELY a " THREE PUMP CHUMP ! "
The Joey , Established 1999
You are a dud. Sounds like "Cafe Hostess Jill" did all the maneuvering around while you just laid there. |
| December 20th, 2004 09:39 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
He screws like he posts.
What he did last weekend with her was the equivalent of a one word repy with an emoticon.
I'm very disappointed but not surprised.
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| December 20th, 2004 10:01 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
He screws like he posts.
You make Joey laugh like Hell !!!
The best part of the evening was the fact that neither one of us had a Smelly Ass .........
In fact , " The Source's Ass " was crystal clean and smelled like perfume ( she MUST have sprayed something down there ....................)
" Stones Rule You Punk Ass , Ya Punk Ass Bastards ! "
JACKY CAKES ! � |
| December 20th, 2004 10:31 AM |
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| Maxlugar |
That smell must have made you drowsy...
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| December 20th, 2004 10:31 AM |
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| charlotte |
The Joey, any oral sex???? spit or swallow?? |
| December 20th, 2004 10:53 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
charlotte wrote:
The Joey, any oral sex????
Charlotte .......................................
That's always a given .................but I was really driving for " ALL FOURS " as it has been sooooooo damn long ( my girlfriend REFUSES to even discuss/consider it ) .
Now with the Holidays fast approaching I wonder when I will see her again --- I REFUSE to give up " The Source " UNTIL I get " ALL FOURS " .
" STONES RULE YA PUNK ASS BASTARDS ! "
The Jacky ! �
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| December 20th, 2004 10:57 AM |
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| Gazza |
quote:
Maxlugar wrote:
He screws like he posts.
are you saying you screwed her first, Maxy? |
| December 20th, 2004 11:05 AM |
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| LadyJane |
I have a question. What about "the girlfriend"? Howe are you keeping "the source" and "the girlfriend" from finding out about each other?
Enquiring minds want to know.................
LJ. |
| December 20th, 2004 11:06 AM |
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| gypsy |
quote:
Gazza wrote:
are you saying you screwed her first, Maxy?
Damn good reply, Gazza! |
| December 20th, 2004 11:14 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
LadyJane wrote:
Howe are you keeping "the source" and "the girlfriend" from finding out about each other?
So far so good ...........................Friday Nights I go out and party with my drinking buddies and my girlfriend goes out with her girlfriends ( it is a nice arrangement ) .
That is the reason why I keep an apartment -- for my other women .
" It is a ' man thing ' Ronnie !
J. Fly ! |
| December 20th, 2004 11:26 AM |
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| telecaster |
quote:
charlotte wrote:
The Joey, any oral sex???? spit or swallow??
That would have been another $75 and seeing how he had
already put out $200 for the first 30 minutes and with
Christmas shopping coming up it wasn't in the cards
for him
[Edited by telecaster] |
| December 20th, 2004 11:32 AM |
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| Joey |
quote:
telecaster wrote:
That would he been another $75 and seeing how he had
already put out $200 for the first 30 minutes and with
Christmas shopping coming up it wasn't in the cards
for him
You make Joey smile
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| December 20th, 2004 01:56 PM |
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| jb |
http://www.alighthouse.com/alone.htm |
| December 20th, 2004 02:00 PM |
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| jb |
quote:
jb wrote:
http://www.desertwebcenter.com/YouNeverWalkAlone.html
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| December 20th, 2004 02:00 PM |
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| kath |
still working on that "atonement", eh josh? |
| December 20th, 2004 02:09 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
kath wrote:
still working on that "atonement", eh josh?
Kath .........................................
It's my Ass !!!!! ... What am I to do with me Ass ?!?!
Assy � |
| December 20th, 2004 02:39 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]Gazza wrote:
are you saying you screwed her first, Maxy?
Good one Gazza.
However, had I gotten to her first, the all fours thing would have been given.
He's on his own on this one. |
| December 20th, 2004 02:40 PM |
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| Maxlugar |
[quote]gypsy wrote:
Damn good reply, Gazza!
Gypsy,
You are my new muse.
Congratulations!
M! |
| December 20th, 2004 02:58 PM |
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| kath |
quote:
Kath .........................................
It's my Ass !!!!! ... What am I to do with me Ass ?!?!
that's something each of us has to work out for ourselves, joey. after all, it IS your smelly ass, and no one else's (or IS it......hmmmmmmmm) and you must be responsible for it.
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| December 20th, 2004 03:21 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
kath wrote:
that's something each of us has to work out for ourselves, joey. after all, it IS your smelly ass, and no one else's (or IS it......hmmmmmmmm) and you must be responsible for it.
[Edited by Joey] |
| December 20th, 2004 03:23 PM |
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| jb |
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| December 20th, 2004 03:23 PM |
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| Joey |
" You are my new muse.
Congratulations!"
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxlugar wrote:
" You didn't get much bigger then Chuck Mangione then!
Christ, why do I even have to say this?! "
Christ !
Another example of : Old Reference Lost on Hip Young Posters ...
.. Cue Pigeon Shit !
" The Joey consistently takes The MaxLugar to School these days and has become THE Definition of ' Cutting Edge ' amongst message board posters whilst Lugar wallows in his own nadir and yearns for a past long forgotten . " ( Jeffrey Borchert -- Senior Editor , Poster's Weekly )
Jacky ! �
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| December 20th, 2004 03:25 PM |
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| jb |
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| December 20th, 2004 03:26 PM |
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| Joey |
quote:
jb wrote:
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| December 20th, 2004 03:27 PM |
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| jb |
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| December 20th, 2004 03:28 PM |
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| glencar |
Please, not that name! |
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